don't be afraid... be ready!

http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/
:)

"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit."

:lol:

Holy shit... I almost had a heart attack reading that.

Great stuff.

Meh, it was ok.

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif
If the building you are in begins to collapse, hide under a table and cower like a little bitch. If that doesn't stop the builing from collapsing, then stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Everyone takes terrorism so seriously. I'm glad www.ready.gov is showing the lighter side of it.

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_dust.gif
"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

:D

The Vin Diesel one is pure gold.

:lol:

Funny shit, the diesel and deformed hand shit are classics

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Originally posted by station82o
"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit."

:lol:

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Now that's fucking hilarious... :jest: