Exactly. The holy trinity of animation and comedy altogether.Quote:
Originally posted by Rumpy
Zap from Futurama is awesome. He's hysterical.
The DVD is due April 15th, and it will air on CN after Futurama starting April 20th (my birthday!). An hour of animated that can't be topped.
Overall there are 4 shows that are the god quads of comedy: Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons and Seinfeld. But Seinfeld is different than the others, here's some more:
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Fry: Hey Bender, we can escape out of here if you bend the hatch off of this steam pipe!
Bender: Okay *bends the hatch off of the steam pipe and steam bellows into the room*
Fry: No good! It's full of steam!
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Leela: That's Zap Brannighans ship!
Fry: Wow, THE Zap Brannighan!?
Leela: Yeah.
Fry: Wow..... who's THE Zap Brannighan?
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Fry: Wow, the chances of Leela finding a guy with one eye has got to be pretty high.
Bender: Yeah. It would be more efficient to find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out.
*Bender turns to Leela who is sitting behind them*
Bender: Here, you can use this as an eyepoker.
Leela: No! *see's Zap Brannighans ship and is happy to meet him*
Bender: I think you'll be needing this *holds up fork and makes a clicking sound with his mouth*
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The Octopus and the grasshopper, by Fry.
Fry: You see, the octopus mooched off of his girlfriend all summer, while the grasshopper spent the time burrying nuts in the ground. Come winter, the grasshopper died of cold and the Octopus got all the nuts in the ground. And also a race car. Hey, Leela, is any of this getting through to you?
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Leela: Why, why won't you let us go!?
Zapp: Because of a little thing called Brannighans law!
Leela: Why!?
Zapp: I don't try to understand Brannighans law, baby. Now escort the prisoners to the brig!
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Fry: If only there was some way to see inside these slurm cans so we could check for the golden bottlecap.
Bender: Wha? I'm sorry I was too busy looking inside of stuff with this x-ray gun.
Fry: Wait a minute, I have an idea! No, no there is goes... wait, yes! No, yes, yes, no, no wait, no, yes, no, no, no, YES!
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Leela: Hey Fry, stay close by to me so nobody see's how crummy you look. (referring to his shady costume made out of an oil drum and pot on his head)
*camera pans over*
Some robot that looks like Fry's costume but an actual robot: Awww, that was harsh...
Fry: PSHT! I'm over here!
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Bender in his sleep with Fry in cubical with him: Kill all humans, must kill all humans.
Fry: Wake up Bender!
Bender: Huh? Why'd you wake me, Fry? I was having the most awesome dream... I think you were in it.
Fry: Uhh... nevermind.
Bender after returning to sleep: Hey Foxay Lady, wanna kill all humans?
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Fry: When do we get some slurm!
Slurm Wonka guy: Soon enough!
Fry whinily: That's not soon enough!
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Fry: So this planet is completely uninhabited?
Bender: NO, it's inhabited by ROBOTS.
Fry: Oh, kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes?
Bender: *sighs*
scene shifts to the loading dock.
Leela: Okay Bender, you'll have to go down because me and Fry will be killed on sight.
Bender: Yes Miss Leela, toat that space probe, drop that space barge (or something like that). *salutes mockingly*
*Bender is lowered to the surface*
Leela to Fry: Wow, he is really upset. We should do something to show that we really care about him.
Fry: Yeah, well, I'd be upset too if I had to deliver a package to some uninhabited planet.
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Fry: Ewww! This is the saltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!
Fry: Ahh, I'm going blind, I think I'm going to die!
Bender: What are you talking about, the salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose!
Zoidberg: Oy, I shouldn't of had seconds!
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Got Milk? Then you are a human and must be killed.
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Farnsworth: The planet was completely mined out of the dark matter and is going to collapse within the next two days.
Leela: Those poor animals.
Farnsworth: *goes on some long speel*
Leela: Yes, but what about the animals.
Farnsworth: What? I never said anything about animals.
Farnsworth: Since the dark matter has been mined out, the planet will collapse, consequencially, killing all of the animals.
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Bender: So some of the animals didn't die, and Leela got lucky. Can't that be considered a successful mission?
Fry screaming: WE'RE HEROES!!!!!
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Salesman: You want X-ray?
Fry: Yes, wait a minute, this here says Z-Ray!
Salesman: Even better. Two more than X!
Fry rubbing chin: I can see where that could be an advantage
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Fry: Now that you mention it I do sometimes have trouble breathing under water.
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Bender: Give me some slug.
Vender: Green or purple.
Bender: Whatever.
Vender: Purple gives crazy nightmarish diarhea.
Bender simply ignore the comment.
Regarding Family Guy:
I believe there WAS only 2 seasons. This is it...
