Family Guy

I'm going nuts trying to think of a Family Guy episode. I looked through a listing nof all the episodes and have about 12 episodes, but I can't find the one I'm looking for.

I'm looking for the episode where New Yorkers (iirc) come to Rhode Island for vaction (during the fall) and Peter gets all upset. During the episode they have 2 cabbies talking and one of them goes "Look at these trees, they're amazing. The leaves...red like my moms pasta sauce, yellow like the cab I drive, brown like the color of the people I won't pick up with my cab."

I keep telling people that that's what they say in the show and no one believes me.

www.tvtome.com might be able to help you out.

I know what you are talking about, and I've seen them all and have them all on the PC, I just can't place the episode.

Got more info on it?

I'm also familiar with the quote you speak of.

Isn't it the episode where Lois or whatever her name is learns self defence and becomes the man in the relationship? Because I remember Peter going into his bar and starting shit with the new yorkers, and Lois comes in and owns them all.

^-- that's the one. Lois takes self-defense courses because of all the new yorkers that head to Cohog for the fall. She beats the snot outta everybody in that episode. :p


* loves Teletoon for picking Family Guy up, although they're missing a season or two *

Regus nails it! Just found it and am d/l it now. Thanks for the help. It's called "Lethal Weapon". Oh, and I just noticed another really fucked up line.

"Road to Rhode Island" Stewie and Brian are trying to get back home. They get to an airport and stewie tries to get a bag full of weapons through the metal detector. He gets it through by distracting security with a rendition of "Sweet ship Lollipop". When he gets the bag back he mutters "Let's hope Osamma Bin Laden doesn't know any showtunes." Then Bin Laden is seen doing a song and dance behind him. It was done before 9/11, but holy shit if it doesn't knock you for a loop.

haha..;. I remember when the neighbor (WHat's his name with the huge chin, when the window falls on his wang, then call 911 and say "Hello, 911? Yeah, this is (I can't remember his name), it's happened again". I couldn't stop laughing at that. haha

His name is Quagmire, one of the more fucked up FG characters. He has some great lines though.

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Originally posted by Regus
Isn't it the episode where Lois or whatever her name is learns self defence and becomes the man in the relationship? Because I remember Peter going into his bar and starting shit with the new yorkers, and Lois comes in and owns them all.

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If it's that, then it's this:

35. 3-7 2ACX18 22-Aug-2001 Lethal Weapons

Episode 35, Season 3, #7

The Tron one is good as well, where he races the light cycles.

Matt, when was Road to Rhode Island aired? Word is for the DVD release (first 2 seasons!) "Once Upon a Weinstein" isn't included and the Bin Laden joke I mentioned has been edited out.

Here, I made a list. The 'x's denote if I have them.

Season 1
x 1. 1-1 1ACX01 31-Jan-1999 Death Has a Shadow
x 2. 1-2 1ACX02 11-Apr-1999 I Never Met the Dead Man
x 3. 1-3 1ACX04 18-Apr-1999 Chitty Chitty Death Bang
x 4. 1-4 1ACX03 25-Apr-1999 Mind over Murder
x 5. 1-5 1ACX05 02-May-1999 A Hero Sits Next Door
x 6. 1-6 1ACX06 09-May-1999 The Son Also Draws
x 7. 1-7 1ACX07 16-May-1999 Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Season 2
x 8. 2-1 1ACX08 23-Sep-1999 Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
x 9. 2-2 1ACX11 30-Sep-1999 Holy Crap
x 10. 2-3 2ACX06 26-Dec-1999 DaBoom
x 11. 2-4 2ACX01 07-Mar-2000 Brian in Love
x 12. 2-5 1ACX13 14-Mar-2000 Love Thy Trophy
x 13. 2-6 1ACX14 21-Mar-2000 Death Is a Bitch
x 14. 2-7 1ACX15 28-Mar-2000 The King Is Dead
x 15. 2-8 2ACX02 28-Mar-2000 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
x 16. 2-9 1ACX12 04-Apr-2000 If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'
x 17. 2-10 1ACX09 11-Apr-2000 Running Mates
x 18. 2-11 2ACX07 18-Apr-2000 A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
x 19. 2-12 2ACX08 25-Apr-2000 Fifteen Minutes of Shame
x 20. 2-13 2ACX12 30-May-2000 Road to Rhode Island
x 21. 2-14 2ACX04 06-Jun-2000 Let's Go to the Hop
x 22. 2-15 2ACX09 13-Jun-2000 Dammit Janet
x 23. 2-16 1ACX10 27-Jun-2000 There's Something About Paulie
x 24. 2-17 2ACX10 27-Jun-2000 He's Too Sexy for His Fat
x 25. 2-18 2ACX13 12-Jul-2000 E. Peterbus Unum
x 26. 2-19 2ACX14 18-Jul-2000 The Story on Page 1
x 27. 2-20 2ACX15 25-Jul-2000 Wasted Talent
x 28. 2-21 2ACX16 01-Aug-2000 Fore, Father

Season 3
x 29. 3-1 2ACX17 11-Jul-2001 The Thin White Line (1)
x 30. 3-2 2ACX20 18-Jul-2001 Brian Does Hollywood (2)
x 31. 3-3 2ACX11 25-Jul-2001 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
x 32. 3-4 2ACX19 01-Aug-2001 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
x 33. 3-5 2ACX22 08-Aug-2001 And the Wiener is...
x 34. 3-6 2ACX21 15-Aug-2001 Death Lives
x 35. 3-7 2ACX18 22-Aug-2001 Lethal Weapons
x 36. 3-8 3ACX02 29-Aug-2001 The Kiss Seen Around the World
x 37. 3-9 3ACX04 05-Sep-2001 Mr. Saturday Knight
x 38. 3-10 3ACX05 19-Sep-2001 A Fish Out of Water
x 39. 3-11 3ACX01 08-Nov-2001 Emission Impossible
x 40. 3-12 3ACX09 15-Nov-2001 To Live and Die in Dixie
x 41. 3-13 3ACX08 29-Nov-2001 Screwed The Pooch
x 42. 3-14 3ACX06 06-Dec-2001 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
x 43. 3-15 3ACX07 20-Dec-2001 Ready, Willing, and Disabled
x 44. 3-16 2ACX03 21-Dec-2001 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
x 45. 3-17 3ACX03 17-Jan-2002 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
x 46. 3-18 3ACX11 24-Jan-2002 From Method to Madness
x 47. 3-19 3ACX10 31-Jan-2002 Stuck Together, Torn Apart
x 48. 3-20 3ACX13 07-Feb-2002 European Road Show
x 49. 3-21 3ACX12 14-Feb-2002 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
50. 3-22 2ACX05 UNAIRED When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

Any idea when they're releasing them on DVD?

And I heard that it's gonna start airing on Adult Swim. Any word on that?

Yeah... Quagmire... Has some great lines.

*While trying to pick up some lesbians*
"So, have you ever been penetrated?"

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Originally posted by Rumpy
His name is Quagmire, one of the more fucked up FG characters. He has some great lines though.

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I remember the episode where they showed his doorbell ( a girl's head with the mouth open). That was fucking hilarious.

Zap Rannican is the greatest animated character with some of the funniest lines, ever, on tv:

Zap: Sorry soldier, when I'm in charge, EVERY MISSIOn is a suicide mission.

Zap: Those of you with aircrafts should report to my ship immediately and those of you who don't should obtain a weapon and fire madly into the air!

Zap: If there's an alien out there that I haven't been able to kill then I haven't met and killed him yet.

Zap: In our final hours, Kiff, we should spend some quality time together.... *awkward pause*... nevermind, just give me a backrub instead.

Zap: This plan is so simple even an IDIOT could have devized it!

BTW, this is all within a 15 minute time frame from one another in ONE episode.

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Originally posted by OmniGear
Any idea when they're releasing them on DVD?

And I heard that it's gonna start airing on Adult Swim. Any word on that?

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Comes out in April (around mid-April) and is like 60 bucks Canadian so like 40 american.

I just bought the Futurama DVD and it's awesome so here's hoping this one can keep up!

Zap from Futurama is awesome. He's hysterical.

The DVD is due April 15th, and it will air on CN after Futurama starting April 20th (my birthday!). An hour of animated that can't be topped.

The creator of FG was scheduled to be on one of those 911 planes. He missed it, overslept or something.

Crazy, but true.

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"Once Upon a Weinstein" isn't included and the Bin Laden joke I mentioned has been edited out.

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ign reviewed the dvd and (i believe) said that the Bin Laden joke was cut and the missing episode was left off. i'd like to see that missing episode on the 2nd set though.

That's the same ep where Peter walks into a bar and says "Mets suck, Yankees suck, Krypton sucks" and has Lois kick all their asses. I'd use 'Fall' or 'Leafers' as keywords to look them up.

I have that episode on a CD... I don't know how that helps YOU though!!!

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Originally posted by Box Drink
I have that episode on a CD... I don't know how that helps YOU though!!!

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stop posting shit like that.

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Originally posted by Rhydant
stop posting shit like that.

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+1

It's asshatery like this that makes no one like him.

does everyone have to use that word? asshat... what the fuck?

Do you have to continue posting here? Box Drink... what the fuck?

Look... this is me not being insluted by a guy I don't know...

It gon' rain!

oh! oh! oh!
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i beat 88 to it! yesssss!!!!

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oh my.... are you trying to be lame?

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brett, youre on a one-way trip to lamers-ville. oh look, heres the bus to pick your sorry ass up.
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/me waits for thread to be closed.

Seriuosly Box, all you've done since you got here is make poor ass attempts at cutting people down or just all arround flaming for no good reason. Thus far you have added nothing useful to the board to validate your being here. If you want to be an asshole go to FC, otherwise stop being an ass on the boards.

BTW yes you are still an asshat.

i dont think he as access to FC.... teeheehee.

AHHH! LEAFERS! RUN!

Anyways... I can't wait for the Family Guy DVD set. It should rule all.

I agree Quagmire is defintley my favorite of them all "Heh Heh ALL RIGGGGHT!"

Family Guy volume 2 DVD set was announced for a September release, volume 1 should be out next month I can't wait :)

Hey, does this look like a 'Q' to you?

Actually, Volume 1 (the one coming in April) is Seasons 1 and 2.

Oops, I meant volume 2 not seasons :)

How many seasons were there?

Definitely not many, if I recall correctly.

There were three seasons of the show.

it only felt like 2 seasons thanks to that fucked up scheduling.

I thought there were 4?

Four seasons. Four. Mwahaha.</The Count>

That was bad.

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Originally posted by MVS
Season 1
x 1. 1-1 1ACX01 31-Jan-1999 Death Has a Shadow
x 2. 1-2 1ACX02 11-Apr-1999 I Never Met the Dead Man
x 3. 1-3 1ACX04 18-Apr-1999 Chitty Chitty Death Bang
x 4. 1-4 1ACX03 25-Apr-1999 Mind over Murder
x 5. 1-5 1ACX05 02-May-1999 A Hero Sits Next Door
x 6. 1-6 1ACX06 09-May-1999 The Son Also Draws
x 7. 1-7 1ACX07 16-May-1999 Brian: Portrait of a Dog

Season 2
x 8. 2-1 1ACX08 23-Sep-1999 Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
x 9. 2-2 1ACX11 30-Sep-1999 Holy Crap
x 10. 2-3 2ACX06 26-Dec-1999 DaBoom
x 11. 2-4 2ACX01 07-Mar-2000 Brian in Love
x 12. 2-5 1ACX13 14-Mar-2000 Love Thy Trophy
x 13. 2-6 1ACX14 21-Mar-2000 Death Is a Bitch
x 14. 2-7 1ACX15 28-Mar-2000 The King Is Dead
x 15. 2-8 2ACX02 28-Mar-2000 I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
x 16. 2-9 1ACX12 04-Apr-2000 If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'
x 17. 2-10 1ACX09 11-Apr-2000 Running Mates
x 18. 2-11 2ACX07 18-Apr-2000 A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
x 19. 2-12 2ACX08 25-Apr-2000 Fifteen Minutes of Shame
x 20. 2-13 2ACX12 30-May-2000 Road to Rhode Island
x 21. 2-14 2ACX04 06-Jun-2000 Let's Go to the Hop
x 22. 2-15 2ACX09 13-Jun-2000 Dammit Janet
x 23. 2-16 1ACX10 27-Jun-2000 There's Something About Paulie
x 24. 2-17 2ACX10 27-Jun-2000 He's Too Sexy for His Fat
x 25. 2-18 2ACX13 12-Jul-2000 E. Peterbus Unum
x 26. 2-19 2ACX14 18-Jul-2000 The Story on Page 1
x 27. 2-20 2ACX15 25-Jul-2000 Wasted Talent
x 28. 2-21 2ACX16 01-Aug-2000 Fore, Father

Season 3
x 29. 3-1 2ACX17 11-Jul-2001 The Thin White Line (1)
x 30. 3-2 2ACX20 18-Jul-2001 Brian Does Hollywood (2)
x 31. 3-3 2ACX11 25-Jul-2001 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
x 32. 3-4 2ACX19 01-Aug-2001 One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
x 33. 3-5 2ACX22 08-Aug-2001 And the Wiener is...
x 34. 3-6 2ACX21 15-Aug-2001 Death Lives
x 35. 3-7 2ACX18 22-Aug-2001 Lethal Weapons
x 36. 3-8 3ACX02 29-Aug-2001 The Kiss Seen Around the World
x 37. 3-9 3ACX04 05-Sep-2001 Mr. Saturday Knight
x 38. 3-10 3ACX05 19-Sep-2001 A Fish Out of Water
x 39. 3-11 3ACX01 08-Nov-2001 Emission Impossible
x 40. 3-12 3ACX09 15-Nov-2001 To Live and Die in Dixie
x 41. 3-13 3ACX08 29-Nov-2001 Screwed The Pooch
x 42. 3-14 3ACX06 06-Dec-2001 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
x 43. 3-15 3ACX07 20-Dec-2001 Ready, Willing, and Disabled
x 44. 3-16 2ACX03 21-Dec-2001 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
x 45. 3-17 3ACX03 17-Jan-2002 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
x 46. 3-18 3ACX11 24-Jan-2002 From Method to Madness
x 47. 3-19 3ACX10 31-Jan-2002 Stuck Together, Torn Apart
x 48. 3-20 3ACX13 07-Feb-2002 European Road Show
x 49. 3-21 3ACX12 14-Feb-2002 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
50. 3-22 2ACX05 UNAIRED When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

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There are 3 seasons.

I like that show, if not for the simple fact that it takes place in my home state. Can't knock that.

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Originally posted by Rumpy
Zap from Futurama is awesome. He's hysterical.

The DVD is due April 15th, and it will air on CN after Futurama starting April 20th (my birthday!). An hour of animated that can't be topped.

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Exactly. The holy trinity of animation and comedy altogether.

Overall there are 4 shows that are the god quads of comedy: Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons and Seinfeld. But Seinfeld is different than the others, here's some more:


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Fry: Hey Bender, we can escape out of here if you bend the hatch off of this steam pipe!

Bender: Okay *bends the hatch off of the steam pipe and steam bellows into the room*

Fry: No good! It's full of steam!
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Leela: That's Zap Brannighans ship!

Fry: Wow, THE Zap Brannighan!?

Leela: Yeah.

Fry: Wow..... who's THE Zap Brannighan?
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Fry: Wow, the chances of Leela finding a guy with one eye has got to be pretty high.

Bender: Yeah. It would be more efficient to find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out.

*Bender turns to Leela who is sitting behind them*

Bender: Here, you can use this as an eyepoker.

Leela: No! *see's Zap Brannighans ship and is happy to meet him*

Bender: I think you'll be needing this *holds up fork and makes a clicking sound with his mouth*
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The Octopus and the grasshopper, by Fry.

Fry: You see, the octopus mooched off of his girlfriend all summer, while the grasshopper spent the time burrying nuts in the ground. Come winter, the grasshopper died of cold and the Octopus got all the nuts in the ground. And also a race car. Hey, Leela, is any of this getting through to you?
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Leela: Why, why won't you let us go!?

Zapp: Because of a little thing called Brannighans law!

Leela: Why!?

Zapp: I don't try to understand Brannighans law, baby. Now escort the prisoners to the brig!
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Fry: If only there was some way to see inside these slurm cans so we could check for the golden bottlecap.

Bender: Wha? I'm sorry I was too busy looking inside of stuff with this x-ray gun.

Fry: Wait a minute, I have an idea! No, no there is goes... wait, yes! No, yes, yes, no, no wait, no, yes, no, no, no, YES!
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Leela: Hey Fry, stay close by to me so nobody see's how crummy you look. (referring to his shady costume made out of an oil drum and pot on his head)

*camera pans over*

Some robot that looks like Fry's costume but an actual robot: Awww, that was harsh...

Fry: PSHT! I'm over here!
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Bender in his sleep with Fry in cubical with him: Kill all humans, must kill all humans.

Fry: Wake up Bender!

Bender: Huh? Why'd you wake me, Fry? I was having the most awesome dream... I think you were in it.

Fry: Uhh... nevermind.

Bender after returning to sleep: Hey Foxay Lady, wanna kill all humans?
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Fry: When do we get some slurm!

Slurm Wonka guy: Soon enough!

Fry whinily: That's not soon enough!
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Fry: So this planet is completely uninhabited?

Bender: NO, it's inhabited by ROBOTS.

Fry: Oh, kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes?

Bender: *sighs*

scene shifts to the loading dock.

Leela: Okay Bender, you'll have to go down because me and Fry will be killed on sight.

Bender: Yes Miss Leela, toat that space probe, drop that space barge (or something like that). *salutes mockingly*

*Bender is lowered to the surface*

Leela to Fry: Wow, he is really upset. We should do something to show that we really care about him.

Fry: Yeah, well, I'd be upset too if I had to deliver a package to some uninhabited planet.
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Fry: Ewww! This is the saltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!

Fry: Ahh, I'm going blind, I think I'm going to die!

Bender: What are you talking about, the salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose!

Zoidberg: Oy, I shouldn't of had seconds!
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Got Milk? Then you are a human and must be killed.
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Farnsworth: The planet was completely mined out of the dark matter and is going to collapse within the next two days.
Leela: Those poor animals.

Farnsworth: *goes on some long speel*

Leela: Yes, but what about the animals.

Farnsworth: What? I never said anything about animals.

Farnsworth: Since the dark matter has been mined out, the planet will collapse, consequencially, killing all of the animals.
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Bender: So some of the animals didn't die, and Leela got lucky. Can't that be considered a successful mission?

Fry screaming: WE'RE HEROES!!!!!
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Salesman: You want X-ray?

Fry: Yes, wait a minute, this here says Z-Ray!

Salesman: Even better. Two more than X!

Fry rubbing chin: I can see where that could be an advantage

OR

Fry: Now that you mention it I do sometimes have trouble breathing under water.
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Bender: Give me some slug.

Vender: Green or purple.

Bender: Whatever.

Vender: Purple gives crazy nightmarish diarhea.

Bender simply ignore the comment.



Regarding Family Guy:

I believe there WAS only 2 seasons. This is it...

Andrew, it's been said time and time again, the show lasted T-H-R-E-E seasons.

Well obviously I didn't READ those posts, genious!