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A real Ninja would not do this.
Thats one hell of a dance you got there Lhadatt.
Not me... just a random Shirt Ninja.
RANDOM BANNER!
http://www.happyhardcoresucks.com/im...sanebanner.gif
Whoa, that banner is extreme.
Yes. As is the hacked http://omfglol.com page.
You mean:
Whoa, that banner is XTREME!
You need to show how extreme it is.
/me wants a pic of that Xtreme Blue crap from Clone High, but Google Image Search can't find it
I do not have to yell to showcase hoe extreme something is. I can do it with all sorts of arm pumps and hip swivils, but those do not translate well when typed out on a keyboard.
Blare some Andrew W.K, break your neck headbanging and punch the air. Now that's extreme.
PARTY HARD! Extreme!
Andrew W.K. does a lot more large leg kicks and random swining. But yes he is the true example of how to shawcase extremeness with limb movement.
I had my shirt ninja mask on and everything, only to find out that my digicam's batteries are dead. No ninjaing for me today. =/
For shame...
You all have been playing too much Tenchu...
...and where the fuck is my black T shirt?
FEAR THE SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean, "Fear the blurry transparent almost invisible spoon".
"Keep the facial space to a minimum and pull the shirt right to your brow."
HEY... I tried my hardest to keep that damn shirt down as far as it would go, and it wouldn't stay... Guess it's a little small or something
Anyways, i think the extended forehead accentuates my cR@Zy-eyes :rolleyes:
Ninja's don't need camera;s to do their ninjaing (ha!). The pictures for the instructions are great. And I'm also surprised you actually did it.
Great post 88. Now hop in your Delorian and travel back two years in the past when this was first found out!
Oh, and one last thing...
http://www.boomspeed.com/spoonmann8/stfunewbie.jpg
:chick:
I had never heard of T-Shirt Ninjas before today, yet Critical has. Hmmm perhaps he is the first T-Shirt Ninja, do I bow or challange him to a fight?
Two friends of mine dressed up like "shirt ninjas" to scare the shit out of a guy we know for his birthday. Bring back any memories Videodrone?! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Clash_Master
I had never heard of T-Shirt Ninjas before today, yet Critical has. Hmmm perhaps he is the first T-Shirt Ninja, do I bow or challange him to a fight?
btw Clash, if this is the first time you've seen a guy use a shirt for a ninja mask, then you need to get out more
:lol:
Yes, its old news... but I don't recall anyone ever posting a "post your shirt ninja pics" thread on TNL before...Quote:
Originally posted by Critical Overdrive
Great post 88. Now hop in your Delorian and travel back two years in the past when this was first found out!
I guess that means you can STFU!!1 now.
All of you can STFU!!1, and I mean that from the bottom of my hearts. :)
It's green, because they needed nightvision to see me. Yeah. I should get extra points for making my ninja hood out of a Tekken 4 shirt.
You do.Quote:
Originally posted by FuryFox
I should get extra points for making my ninja hood out of a Tekken 4 shirt.
But you then lose all those points and more because you used a cheesy photoshop scan line effect.
And lets not forget that he loses points for using a Tekken 4 T-Shirt.
Whatever. Scanline effects are all the rage on TNL, just look around. :p
Besides, cheesy is the name of game when it's about SHIRT NINJAS!!!
I think the name of the game is "Shirt Ninja" not Cheesy.
im a ninja..... heeeya
Ninjas are silent, you just proved that you are not a Ninja.
shh, im a ninja. i said heeeya. didnt i?
But you see Ninjas don't say Heeya. They say things like " " Also known as nothing at all.
They say this too: "..."
They say "Dot dot dot." Odd.
Guard 1"I think I can hear some ninjas coming?!"
Guard 2 "How can you be sure?!"
Guard 1 "I can hear them saying 'Dot dot dot.'"
"..."
But you see Ninjas don't say Heeya. They say things like " " Also known as nothing at all.
If we dont see Ninjas and we dont ever hear them? Then how do you know?
You dont. You arent a Ninja but now I am.
I just slashed my brother with a cardboard tube.
I used to be a Ninja.
I used to do that when I was a kid - it's old hat man.
I have you beat dude...when I was a kid, I had an actual ninja suit, tabi socks and bracers and everything. One of those cheap imports you'd see advertised in Black Belt magazine or something. My friend and I would dress up at night (he only had black clothes and a ski mask), equip our homemade weapons, and sneak around they neighborhood and school.
We must have been pretty stealthy, because otherwise I bet the residents would have called the cops on our ass.
omg...they're everywhere.
I used to do it the ghetto way and just use a hooded sweatshirt, and tie the strings really tight. But then you look like a tarded ninja instead of a badass one.
It's a stealth spoon you dolt! I thought you said you were an ninja.Quote:
Originally posted by Clash_Master
You mean, "Fear the blurry transparent almost invisible spoon".
I'm a ninja. Give me a nickel and I'll slit my mama's throat.
You guys are no fun. If everyone posted a shirt ninja pic, we could make like, a TNL Member Shirt Ninja Collage or something...and that would be simultaneously the coolest and most nerdy thing ever.
The precise reason why I will not do this.Quote:
Originally posted by Clash_Master
A real Ninja would not do this.
Thats what I was hoping for. Either you guys are "too fucking cool" (not a fucking chance in the world);Quote:
Originally posted by FuryFox
You guys are no fun. If everyone posted a shirt ninja pic, we could make like, a TNL Member Shirt Ninja Collage or something...and that would be simultaneously the coolest and most nerdy thing ever.
"Too stupid" to actually get the shirt ninja to work (getting warmer).
"Too fucking lazy" to use your webcam/digital camera to take a pic and upload it (probably it).
Come on now...
I actually saw a thread about this on SA back in, like, November or so. Always meant to post it over here but being the master procrastinator that I am, never got around to doing it.
At least 88 got around to doing it :)
*thumbs up*Quote:
Originally posted by FuryFox
Whatever. Scanline effects are all the rage on TNL, just look around. :p
You called it, big guy. I did this a couple months ago right before a few of us were going to Walmart, but the other guys made me take it off because they thought we'd all get kicked out. Wussies.Quote:
"Too fucking lazy" to use your webcam/digital camera to take a pic and upload it (probably it).
I'll post a pic of me in a ninja thingie as soon as I get digicam batteries. =E Also with my new NINJA shoes. yeaaaah.
Do they sell those at Hot Topic?Quote:
Originally posted by Satsuki
my new NINJA shoes.
Well, as long as we're on the whole Asian clothes thing (ok, not really, but humor me), does anyone know of an online store in which I can order the same style of shirt with flaps that Yun/Yang wear in SFIII? I'm looking for some of those and some of the more traditional style (the often brownish kind that has wider front and back flaps).
Go to www.youregoingtolookstupid.comQuote:
Originally posted by MechDeus
Well, as long as we're on the whole Asian clothes thing (ok, not really, but humor me), does anyone know of an online store in which I can order the same style of shirt with flaps that Yun/Yang wear in SFIII? I'm looking for some of those and some of the more traditional style (the often brownish kind that has wider front and back flaps).
:lol:Quote:
naw.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Do they sell those at Hot Topic?
Ouch.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Do they sell those at Hot Topic?
Ouch x 2.Quote:
'course, Mech never said he was going to wear it. Maybe it's for a special cousin or something.
-and for the record, I have at one point or another ripped the sleeves off my gi (actually, it was more like my ki just sort-of shredded them off, but you get the picture).
I do that in my spare time, I figured they'd make good work clothes for my restaurant.Quote:
Or not.
OMFG NINJAS!
I'll do that tomorrow. I'll be a bad ass fat ninja, or a fat ass bad ninja.
I cant believe there are people on these boards that wont have fun or just do this... 'because a real ninja wouldnt'
NEWSFLASH.
You arent a NINJA!!!!!! You never will be, and if you think you are, youre not going to be! So take your head, stick it in a car door and slam away.
Jesus.
"I cant put a ninja tshirt mask on because my other fellow ninjas might see me with my mask on and then Ill be outcast to the island of the masked people!!!111"
Tell that to all the people who have met my blade.Quote:
Originally posted by pixelassassin
NEWSFLASH.
You arent a NINJA!!!!!! You never will be, and if you think you are, youre not going to be! So take your head, stick it in a car door and slam away.
Oh wait, you can't. They're dead.
yes, i am holding a sword letter opener thing. :)
Hooray!
Now were up to three(?) participants.
You're all a bunch of no fun dorks.
Shut up, doofus!
I'd do it if I had a digi cam, but I'm certainly not wasting my time on this if no one can see it.
perhaps we should make this our avatars for a bit? you know, represent the shirt ninja clan. or something.
Am I the only one who looked in my Nintendo Power Ninja Gaiden strategy guide and learned to do it with a black square of fabric? I'm gonna have to scan that in so you can all see how kickass I was when I was like 8.
I lost my strategy guide... :(
Scan it.
What is with the how-to pics? Do Ninjas even celebrate christmas?
Crap it was Ninja Gaiden II. I'll scan it this weekend.
Ninjas do not celebrate Christmas.
Each year we assign a random day to exchange gifts with each other and loved ones.
Done.Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi128
perhaps we should make this our avatars for a bit? you know, represent the shirt ninja clan. or something.
The first person to do this with a hypercolor shirt wins.
woo hoo! i'll have to go back and take a better picture of mine though. this will do in the meantime.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Done.
Update... no more blurry spoon + forehead action... Still have a flap-sorta thing going on in the bottom though :confused:
FEAR THE SHORT SWORD!!!!!!11
You gotta fold the neck of the shirt in towards your face.
You know what... I still have one over at my parents house. But the color doesn't work anymore. :(Quote:
Originally posted by StriderKyo
The first person to do this with a hypercolor shirt wins.
...and the clan grows...http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Ninja.gif
i'm still working on a good pose for myself, for now i'm the "cool and calm" ninja. i'll flip out when the time is necessary. :)
I'm throwing out the hand motion from Big Trouble in Little China.
I figured it was appropriate.
Ninja...post!
Ha! You look quite suprised...
Ahhh... I've got it now...Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
You gotta fold the neck of the shirt in towards your face.
but now I can't find the digi-cam
I think I messed up :/
Teh ghost!!1
Hmm...as long as no one "accidentally" dresses as a pirate...then we'd really have to flip out...
FirstBlood, don't forget to change your custom status to "..."
Hooray for fads!!!
I'm dishonorable.
Naw, you're just stealthy "different" than the rest. Go on, go kill now. They won't laugh at you.Quote:
Originally posted by Kidnemo
I think I messed up :/
--Scourge .
Luckliy, detergents and dryer sheets are gradually toxic to inhale. Should take care of this ninja problem in a couple years, provided they do their laundry regularly. :D
Ha! This is awesome.
Well, now I know what I'm wearing to work tomorrow.
Fuck, I'm wearing it right now.
lol you guys are great.
My mother called me stupid when she walked in on me wearing it and playing Zelda.....then I attacked her watching tv with it on. :D
...Quote:
Originally posted by Shinobi128
FirstBlood, don't forget to change your custom status to "..."
*sneaks out and kills pirates totally awesomely hard*
Just to let ya know, the real ninjas WILL find out about this.
They will not be pleased.
If only I had a webcam...
Quote:
If only I had a webcam...
Mine's wearing one, you juct can't see it because its zoomed in so much.
sorry, forgot about this. I'll join in tomorrow for sure.
I have pictures. I just cant find the fucking usb cable for my digicam. :mad: