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The TONY DANZA is much better in a circumstance like that.Quote:
Originally posted by Master
Me too. But you left out the best part. When her head turns around and gives you the fisheye, you have to say "SURPRISE!". Or Donkey Punch her. Either way, you own her from then on. Not metaphorically either.
Go and play Mini-Putt. Seriously. It's fun, entertaining, and you can grope her while you show her how to putt through the windmill trap.
HAHAHA. So true.
"Chili Dog, she'll like that"
OK, new idea entirely. Take her to a porno movie. It'll get her in the mood and you can put it in her butt. It worked great in Taxi Driver. Or did it? I can't remember.
The best possible place for a first date? A pool hall, or a coffee shop, or someplace along those lines. Why? Here's why.
First of all, movies SUCK for the first date. On the first date, you want to get to know the girl, right? How the hell can you get to know someone in a movie theater? You can't talk, you just stare like goofs at a big screen together. Granted, you can discuss the movie afterwards, but in my opinion that's a sucky choice for a first date. A park can be nice, but you should at least spend a few bucks, so go with the pool hall or coffee shop. There, it's quiet enough to talk, yet there's enough going on to keep you two busy if there's an unconfortable lull in the conversation. Most girls like occasional game of pool (even though they tend to suck at it), and it opens up plenty of opportunities for goofing around or making jokes. A coffee house is good as it's nice and casual and there's usually a cool atmosphere. Another plus of these activities is that you get to spend money so you don't look cheap, but you don't end up spending all that much, either. Unlike all the people here saying you should spend shitloads of cash on the first date, I say do the opposite. Blowing tons of cash on the first date makes you look kinda desperate. I mean, you do the whole movies, expensive resturant, and dozen roses thing. That's a big deal, she'll think you do it for everybody. OR, it will set a dangerous precedent, and she'll expect you to blow your bank account on every date. OR, she'll think that you haven't been on a date in years and are trying too hard to impress her. Plus, what if you spend all that dough and you guys end up not clicking? That's a waste of your hard-earned dough. I've found that going nuts like that on the first date tends to make things feel a tad forced. The only exception to that rule is if you guys have known each other a long time. Then feel free to blow wads of cash. But, otherwise, any girl that's truly worth you while will prefer something nice yet casual for the first time where they can just talk and get to feel confortable with you. Play it cool, and don't let her pay for anything. It's always sweet if they offer, though, but don't let 'em. Good luck, dude.
Nah, the chick in Taxi Driver didn't like the prono movie. It was a shame, I think she dug him up until that point of the date.Quote:
Originally posted by Master
OK, new idea entirely. Take her to a porno movie. It'll get her in the mood and you can put it in her butt. It worked great in Taxi Driver. Or did it? I can't remember.
Dolemite... nice advice there... but man...I thought that you just bent them over and gave them the high hard one?
Biblicaly, yes.Quote:
Originally posted by Dolemite
On the first date, you want to get to know the girl, right?
Get out of my brain.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Biblicaly, yes.
If Travis cant pull off the porno flick on the firstdate, no one can.Quote:
Originally posted by Dolemite
Nah, the chick in Taxi Driver didn't like the prono movie. It was a shame, I think she dug him up until that point of the date.
I agree with Dolmite that movie's are not a good choice for a first date, but that's if it's only a movie
If you see a movie and go to dinner afterwards, even if you don't seem to have chemistry from the get-go, you'll have something to talk about over dinner (the movie). So if you have trouble making conversation over dinner, doing something before it can make it easier for you.
You can go to the movies and when the movie ends, you ask her how she liked it, and when she asks you, you say "It was OK, I guess, I was paying more attention to you than the movie"
OK, that was cheesy.
How about a BAR..just say that..a B-A-R, than you take her to a nudy BAR.