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Originally broadcasted by CNN
This just in - despite literary critics the world over praising The Great Gatsby as one of the greatest American novels ever written, Rick from The Next Level videogame message board has decided that, in fact, it's actually remarkably shit. This came as a shock at first, but the critics later apologized to Rick, saying that they must have missed the pure shittiness of the novel - perhaps the eloquent prose had blinded them, perhaps not. Either way, The Great Gatsby will no longer be part of literature courses in the American public school system. It's been replaced with S.D. Perry's Resident Evil: City of the Dead, per Rick's request.