Homey the Clown: The Movie

From Dark Horizons:

"Homey The Clown: FilmJerk reports that Damon and Keenan Ivory Wayans will begin production this May on a feature based on the classic sketch from the early 90's sketch show "In Living Color". No its not 'Men on Film' or 'The Wrath of Farrakhan', rather its Herman Simpson - aka. Homey The Clown, the ex-con turned kids entertainer will hit the big screen in 2004. Shooting begins in May in Los Angeles on the Fox production, and the story follows "Homey as he takes a job at the City of Angels Children Center, an inner city children's shelter, run by the beautiful Denise Parsons. Homey’s nemesis, The Man, will take physical form in D.A. Mann, a self-serving, smarmy district attorney currently running for Mayor. It was Mann who helped Homey get this job working at the shelter and promised major funding for the center to Denise, but Mann is far more interested in raising his polling than he is in the children's welfare, and threatens to cut off the funding when he realizes he’s just not getting enough good spin out of the announcement. Will Homey be able to save the Center and get Denise to fall in love with him?". Thanks to 'Edward'."

Kinda wonder how well it'll do stretched out as a movie, but I'm interested.

Soundwave don't play 'dat...anymore. Might as well come out with Blankman 2.

Homey don't play dat...

Oh boy, this going to rock, just like SNL's Ladies Man and Super Star movies!

Pfff, rather have a Fire Marshal Bill movie.

I mean...seriously. I can already tell you how it works out:

Ready?

Denise is a really hot chick. Homey is bad. She hates him. She loves him. Homey defeats D.A. Mann by exposing him for the fraud he is.

The end.

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was funny as hell. The rest of the Wayan's movies? Mo' Money, Blankman and whatever else you have are all weak.

Oh, Don't Be A Menace was good to.

Mo' Money is horrid, just plain horrid.

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Originally posted by Blaine
I mean...seriously. I can already tell you how it works out:

Ready?

Denise is a really hot chick. Homey is bad. She hates him. She loves him. Homey defeats D.A. Mann by exposing him for the fraud he is.

The end.

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No, no, no...you got it all wrong. This is how it'll happen:

Denise is a really hot chick. She has an asshole boyfriend. However, she doesn't notice he's an asshole until Homey comes into her life. She then leaves the asshole boyfriend for Homey.

Seriously, though, I'm shocked that they're making this movie...a "Wrath of Farakahn" movie would have been much cooler.

Of course, they'll show all the best parts and one-liners in the trailers and commercials.

How in the hell are they gonna stretch this into a movie? C'mon, they can do better than that. But then again, these are two of the less funny Wayans we're talking about.