What the hell have I stumbled upon

Now I've found something even weirder:

http://www.tawse.com/pictures/ttrixiedriven.jpg


Animal Roleplayers!

We got a dog roleplayer

and we got pony roleplayers here . Although they are kind of half assed, no costumes or anything, looks more like a bunch of S&M freaks,as you can tell above.


Here's an excerpt from the pony site.
"As a pony you should not speak and you may not be able to with some kinds of bit in your mouth. But you may need to communicate with your driver, etc. We suggest body-language to use without breaking role. If you use others, we may adopt them too. Opening and closing your hand, palm towards the driver/owner - "Please, I would like a word." They should, as convenient, dismount, lead you to a quiet corner, come head to head and have a whisper, that nobody else can hear. Use if eg. the bridle is pinching, you desperately need a drink, etc. Deliberately touching your knees together, means, "Please, I would like to go to the loo, soon." They should then choose a break, lead you off, helping if your harness does not allow you to do it all yourself. (Unless you can do there and then, as a real pony would, and it is agreed beforehand that you should.)"

seriously...wtf

People are so screwed up.

Sounds like you've found a mixture of Furries and bondage freaks. If you ever want to laugh at more of this shit, I'm sure the Portal of Evil can find plenty of it, plus provide you with a medium on which to mock it.
www.portalofevil.com

Holy hell... people are nuts.

Are you sure this isn't some bondage fetish thing?

*Gulp* Either way...Its weird.

I like the pic at the top of the pony page with like 20 of these freaks pulling some guy along in a chariot. Can you imagine driving along some scenic country road and seeing that

... I like the picture of the three guys sitting down for a picnic as their horse-people stand beside them...

I mean, WHAT THE FUCK?

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Making a dog suit.
Excretion
Well, I'm afraid it has to be faced. I'm not going to do 48 hours without, at the least, taking a leak. Some go in for a fur sheath but Shep is too deep in the abdomen: His belly is several inches below mine.

I've constructed a furry sheath for the front with an open end. This is made of fur fabric with a layer of silicone rubber on the inside.

Taking a dump constitutes a far more difficult problem. The simplistic solution would just be to have a strategically placed hole in the suit but the problem of keeping in strategically placed would appear to require quite a large hole. The solution I've arrived at is to use a thin metal rod running down the crack of the arse. This rod splits into a ring around the anus to which the hole in the suit aligns. I've had difficulty finding a sufficiently strong means of attachment.

This is probably the hardest challenge in the whole suit project and a fair bit of experimentation will be needed.

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Holy fuck! I can't find an emoticon that can represent quite how I feel right now.

:eek: :confused: :whoa: :wtf: :(

BTW Doug: How did you come across this shit?
http://www.tawse.com/pictures/busteam.jpg
I fucking hate you Doug.

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Originally posted by Captain Vegetable
People are so screwed up.

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Im trying to eat here.

:D
/me runs away.

L1KE OMG 7F0RCE STOPPP POSting UNDerATGE ASIaN CHIKKS!!!!!!!!!!!11111 ;)

http://www.deviantdesires.com/map/mappics/rubr2.jpg

http://www.deviantdesires.com/map/mappics/ponyboy.jpg

http://www.nyrenegades.com/~nymaster...ges/rpony2.jpg
hmmm

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I was wondering when Aurora would get in here :)

sorry Shine I didn't see your question, I found the dog picture first when I was seeking an idea for a new av. then it went from there

EGADS! Christ are people fucking sick sometimes.

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Originally posted by FirstBlood
L1KE OMG 7F0RCE STOPPP POSting UNDerATGE ASIaN CHIKKS!!!!!!!!!!!11111 ;)

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No one said anything about of-age cats...:)

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Originally posted by Doug Branches
I was wondering when Aurora would get in here :)

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:D

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oh no I knew this thread was already a thin line between the weird and teh pr0n, Aurora's went and crossed it

http://www.bestiality-movies.com/gfx/tour1_12.jpg

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(not just pony boys either, there is one or more fillies, mares, geldings too)

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Geldings?

*read: castrated*

I know what a frigging gelding is.

I just think cutting off one's balls just to more accurately roleplay a pony is a bit extreme.

I'll admit, I didn't know what geldings were, but if they really get their nuts cut off to do this...then damn..that's just insane

Whatever wobbles your weeble.

Geldings? :wtf:

I fucking hate you Doug

http://www.midsouthminimoto.com/gall...lint_rsr_l.jpg

pocket bikes are loads of fun

Especially if you're a homo in a silly jacket.

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Originally posted by Doug Branches
I'll admit, I didn't know what geldings were, but if they really get their nuts cut off to do this...then damn..that's just insane

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I really doubt they do...but how the hell do you roleplay not having balls?

Stallion: "Neiii-iighh!" ("My, that mare sure has a fine horsie cooch!")
Gelding: "Neiiigh.." ("I wouldn't know, as I no longer have balls.")

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Originally posted by burgundy
I really doubt they do...but how the hell do you roleplay not having balls?

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How do you know what extremes they'd go to?
I'm guessing the have some naked chick spread eagle in front of him and he hasta just ignore it.

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Ever since man realized that he was weak (of course, I'm not mentioning his throbbing grey matter) and that animals had many superior attributes naturally given to them, such as eagle eyes, cheetah speed, wolf fangs, etc.; humans have always tried to imitate, dominate, or subdue the "lower" creatures, including other humans. Erm...in this case, they like to imitate, dominate and subdue each other Pony and Dog-style (not including other bizarre things, like that fish Aurora was holding). I say YUCK.

Oh, and I like your mini-bike 88mph.

NO NO NO! MAKE IT STOP!!

You are all very fucked up!