The "When Hell Freezes Over' Stockpile
It's common for people to say "When hell freezes over..." for something that will never happen. But what if hell were to freeze over? (Assuming it's not already) What exactly would happen for you or your friends? What fills this stockpile for when hell freezes over, what kind of savage things will rampage across this world when hell finally freezes over?!
I won't be a slacker.
I will get good grades.
I will have a girlfriend.
I will do my homework.
My dad won't be a nazi.
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