The secrets thread...

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11 Apr 2003, 10:49 AM
Dolemite

The secrets thread...

We all have secrets. Deep, dark secrets that no one knows about. This is the place to come clean about them. Come on, you'll feel better.

You first. :)
11 Apr 2003, 10:52 AM
Shine

I had s...fuck it I'm going to bed.
11 Apr 2003, 10:55 AM
Kidnemo

IT'S A SECRAT TO EVERYONE!

DOO-DOO-DOO-DEE-DOO-DOO-DOOOOO-DEE
11 Apr 2003, 11:03 AM
Almaci

I have breasts.
11 Apr 2003, 11:16 AM
680x0

OMFG, I GNEW IT!!!

My secret? I can't stop playing Tower of Druaga...
11 Apr 2003, 11:41 AM
spacecowboy

I have a secret crush on Jessica from Lunar. :sweat:

SC
11 Apr 2003, 11:41 AM
arjue

My secret is that Australia doesn't really exist.
11 Apr 2003, 11:43 AM
Kidnemo

OMG BROMIDES!
11 Apr 2003, 11:45 AM
Thief Silver

My Secret is I actually... And that's it.
11 Apr 2003, 11:46 AM
Contra

i have teh SARS.
11 Apr 2003, 11:59 AM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally posted by spacecowboy
I have a secret crush on Jessica from Lunar. :sweat:

SC

Who doesn't? That chick manages to be cute even in big heavy robes.
11 Apr 2003, 12:02 PM
Master

[SIZE=I have a body in my crawl space, and I like to touch it. Innopropriately.]I don't have any secrets.[/SIZE]
11 Apr 2003, 12:22 PM
GohanX

When I was 15, I had a nudey mag under my bed.

Back then, that seemed like the worst thing I could ever possibly do.
11 Apr 2003, 12:39 PM
Master

Quote:

Originally posted by GohanX
When I was 15, I had a nudey mag under my bed.

Back then, that seemed like the worst thing I could ever possibly do.

You were quite the dork.
11 Apr 2003, 01:39 PM
YellerDog

Are you baiting him, Master? :lol:
11 Apr 2003, 02:32 PM
Korian

Quote:

Originally posted by GohanX
When I was 15, I had a nudey mag under my bed.

Back then, that seemed like the worst thing I could ever
possibly do.

What, were the pages stuck together or something?
11 Apr 2003, 03:27 PM
enigmajelly

I once killed a drifter to get an erection
11 Apr 2003, 03:40 PM
Master

I don't see why that would be a secret.
11 Apr 2003, 05:35 PM
GohanX

Yes, I was quite the dork then.

Now, I'm just a slacker with an ego problem.
11 Apr 2003, 05:45 PM
M

secret... secret... I hate everyone until I talk to them and get to know them. :D
11 Apr 2003, 05:55 PM
Mr-K

... I killed Kennedy?
11 Apr 2003, 06:38 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr-K
... I killed Kennedy?

Hehe, no, that was Jimmy Carter. ;)

My secret is that I'm really Lou Diamond Phillips.
11 Apr 2003, 07:52 PM
Almaci

Didnt you at one time posses something that could be clasified as a career?
11 Apr 2003, 07:54 PM
Daisuke Jigen

I had spiky, painful sex with a bag of doritos™ corn chips for $51.47 shipped.
11 Apr 2003, 09:58 PM
napalm

I have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge crush on Amanda Cook, end
11 Apr 2003, 10:01 PM
Josh

I don't think I have any secrets.
11 Apr 2003, 10:02 PM
Diff-chan

My secret is that NapOLm321 is on my ignore list just because of that stupid fucking blind-my-eyes, ugly-as-all-sin avatar.
11 Apr 2003, 10:06 PM
Shine

Don't lie you love Cammy's man tits.
11 Apr 2003, 10:44 PM
Jeremy

Actually, since Cammy is a chick, she doesn't have man-tits. I have no secrets.
11 Apr 2003, 11:20 PM
Nick

I never beat the second quest in the original Legend of Zelda, I once gave a piledriver to a little kid that was annoying me, and I drank dishwashing liquid to avoid going to school one day.

There, now we are practically married.
11 Apr 2003, 11:40 PM
Werewolf

You may now kiss the bride :p

I used to be hot tempered, but all those visits to the psychiatrist really helped me kill... nope I promised I wouldn't kill... what's that little wolf... no I won't, you can't make me!... ahhhhhhh get out of my head!!!
12 Apr 2003, 12:00 AM
Eight One

I had sex with a girl who had only one cheek.
12 Apr 2003, 12:10 AM
Josh

Buttcheek, or face cheek?

Either one much have looked pretty odd.
12 Apr 2003, 12:11 AM
FX

I'm really 56 years old, and I live in my parents basement.
12 Apr 2003, 12:13 AM
Eight One

Quote:

Originally posted by 88mph
Buttcheek, or face cheek?

Either one much have looked pretty odd.

One buttcheek. :confused:
12 Apr 2003, 12:14 AM
Opaque

she had one butt cheek...OMFG...
12 Apr 2003, 12:16 AM
Eight One

I called her "Unicheek".
12 Apr 2003, 12:23 AM
Josh

Was she freaky?
12 Apr 2003, 12:24 AM
Opaque

Feaky Cheeky?
12 Apr 2003, 12:40 AM
napalm

i lub you diffusionx ;)
12 Apr 2003, 12:47 AM
ruhztee

I used to steal pogs from a Meijer's store.
Edit - When the fad was still around, mind you.
12 Apr 2003, 12:47 AM
Josh

Napalm: Your avatar sucks.
12 Apr 2003, 02:09 AM
Shine

Pogs were always fucking stupid.
12 Apr 2003, 02:11 AM
Green

I have three penises.
12 Apr 2003, 02:17 AM
Ashen Victor

Quote:

Originally posted by ShineAqua
Pogs were always fucking stupid.

no secret in that, that's for sure.
12 Apr 2003, 02:45 AM
Jeremy

Green, can Shine borrow one of them?:)
12 Apr 2003, 02:51 AM
bahn

Secrets eh? I uh...actually like everyone here ;)
12 Apr 2003, 02:52 AM
Shine

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy
Green, can Shine borrow one of them?:)

Hope he doesn't give me the one that was in your ass.
12 Apr 2003, 02:54 AM
Jeremy

Wahoo, Shine was finally funny.:lol:
It's good to know that Bahn likes us all... except for maybe 88, going by a post in the feedback board, which was probably just fun and games.
12 Apr 2003, 02:55 AM
Green

I don't know what's going on here.
*picks up penises and runs off*
12 Apr 2003, 02:57 AM
bahn

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy
Wahoo, Shine was finally funny.:lol:
It's good to know that Bahn likes us all... except for maybe 88, going by a post in the feedback board, which was probably just fun and games.

O_o

uh. I don't dislike 88 dude.

STFU NEWBIE!!!!!
12 Apr 2003, 02:58 AM
Shine

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy
Wahoo, Shine was finally funny.:lol:

Meh..I thought it was a little too derivative. Either way are you gonna fess up to teh Master plan?

Oh and 7F pedophile jokes have atleast annother week left in 'em.
12 Apr 2003, 03:03 AM
Jeremy

Bahn, I figured that, which was why I put in the "fun and games" part. Shine, what's there to fess up to? I've explained the stupid thing plenty of times.
12 Apr 2003, 03:07 AM
frostwolf ex

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy
Wahoo, Shine was finally funny.:lol:

no, still not.
12 Apr 2003, 03:23 AM
elBeardoAlwaysWins

I'm still waiting for the "I plug my asshole with my finger while I mastrubate" secret, but i guess I'm not gonna get it, squares.
12 Apr 2003, 03:28 AM
bahn

That must be YOUR secret...
12 Apr 2003, 03:30 AM
Jeremy

Yikes...
12 Apr 2003, 04:03 AM
Eight One

Quote:

Originally posted by Green
I don't know what's going on here.
*picks up penises and runs off*

Aurora's gonna get you...:confused: :chick:
12 Apr 2003, 04:03 AM
elBeardoAlwaysWins

Quote:

Originally posted by bahn
That must be YOUR secret...

I thought it was everyone's :D

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeremy
Yikes...

open wide youngen :o
12 Apr 2003, 03:31 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally posted by Almaci
Didnt you at one time posses something that could be clasified as a career?

Shh... That's my other secret I didn't want to tell. :(
13 Apr 2003, 03:40 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally posted by bahn
uh. I don't dislike 88 dude.

I can feel the love... it feels gay. :o

;)
13 Apr 2003, 09:56 PM
Megatron

My secret is.........,also........
14 Apr 2003, 12:38 AM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally posted by elBeardoAlwaysWins
I'm still waiting for the "I plug my asshole with my finger while I mastrubate" secret, but i guess I'm not gonna get it, squares.

Sorry, just arrived in the thread. I'll take that one for 500, Alex.

Oh, and those of you with girlfriends? I did her. There's a short list. *rimshot* Moving on...
14 Apr 2003, 01:12 AM
Tracer

Quote:

Originally posted by Master
[SIZE=I have a body in my crawl space, and I like to touch it. Innopropriately.]I don't have any secrets.[/SIZE]

"I have a body in my crawl space and I Like to touch it. Inappropriately."

OMG!

My dark secret is that I am Illiterate.
14 Apr 2003, 06:06 PM
Calliander

Quote:

Originally posted by Tracer
My dark secret is that I am Illiterate.

Hehe. Can we call you "Readie"?
14 Apr 2003, 08:56 PM
redstar.division

I started a fire that burned down about an acre of trees in my backyard. The fire department came and decided it was spontaneous combustion, I never told my parents. Oh, and Mine-san, I did break that window. HAHAHAHA
14 Apr 2003, 10:45 PM
station82o

I used to sell various drugs for someone back in the 8th grade in a dry sewer tunnel in my neighborhood.

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