cat clobbers other cat

I have a video of a cat masturbating, if anyone would like to see...

That was awesome. I wish i could have taped when one of my cats had the other bowing his head before him and making him meow(which looked like the equivalent to unlce or crying) and if he would move from the floor my cat would attack him. Though i felt bad so i got my cats attention so the other could run away.