The Auto-Bahn

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17 Apr 2003, 10:09 PM
bahn

The Auto-Bahn

wierd. :lol:

Quote:

from vb hack board

This is yet another way to ban a user from your board.

This hack is a little fun project I thought of given some of the recent events in my forums. We have had a few "trouble makers" on our board who got slammed pretty hard by the board moderators quite rightfully. And they got their fragile feelings hurt and posted threads stating that they never wanted to post on the board and so on so forth...

So I came up with the idea of the Farewell Hack, or as I call it the AutoBahn Hack. As the name suggests, the hack allows a person to automatically ban himself from the board. The unsuspecting victim will post a new thread and type some angry messages in there, and all of a sudden, he is not able to access the board. He has been banned. The hack posts a reply to the thread stating that the person is banend. The thread gets locked, and the person receives an Email notice informing him that he has been banned.

This is the reply given to the post:
quote:

Your post indicates that you no longer wish to be a member of this site.

Your ID has been banned.

Contact the site administrators about reinstating your account.

Good bye.

heh. maybe i'll set it up. :)
17 Apr 2003, 10:11 PM
Regus

I like it, I like it a lot.
17 Apr 2003, 10:12 PM
Mr-K

OR MAYBE NOT! God, we'de all be screwed.
17 Apr 2003, 10:14 PM
Will

Heheh that's pretty funny.
17 Apr 2003, 10:18 PM
Jeremy

That's awesome right there.
17 Apr 2003, 10:22 PM
Josh

:bahn:?
17 Apr 2003, 10:30 PM
ginaman

Bet all it takes is to line up a few words like "I'm leaving."

*ginaman has now been banned*
17 Apr 2003, 10:41 PM
Tyler_Durden

Quote:

Your post indicates that you no longer wish to be a member of this site.

Your ID has been banned.

Contact the site administrators about reinstating your account.

Good bye.
17 Apr 2003, 10:43 PM
Mr-K

Tyler_Durden is THE AUTO-BAHN. Coming... this fall.

This movie is not yet rated.

god that was lame...
17 Apr 2003, 10:49 PM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr-K
Tyler_Durden is THE AUTO-BAHN. Coming... this fall.

This movie is not yet rated.

god that was lame...

It's rated G, for goodbye.

It's now rated.
17 Apr 2003, 11:20 PM
FX

I figured this thread wouldn't be about driving at high speeds in Germany.

Good idea, Bahn!
17 Apr 2003, 11:23 PM
Opaque

horrible idea... there would be to many accidental bannings I'm sure..
17 Apr 2003, 11:29 PM
Drewbacca

How would it know? That's the question I would like to know.
17 Apr 2003, 11:33 PM
Opaque

yeah seriously... how could a hack know what dignifies a banning?
17 Apr 2003, 11:41 PM
Drewbacca

The only way it would work is if someone snitched on the poster or they snitched and bahn could check it out for himself. Otherwise what's to stop it from banning innocents?

I'm curious, because if the algorithm is right it'll work.
18 Apr 2003, 01:37 AM
burgundy

I'm not grasping this. What's the trigger?
18 Apr 2003, 01:50 AM
TaiMaiShu

I don't like it...Not at all.
19 Apr 2003, 08:06 AM
arjue

The trigger is relax! </zoolander>
19 Apr 2003, 09:23 AM
Shine

Quote:

Originally posted by burgundy
I'm not grasping this. What's the trigger?

TNL is for fucking pussies!!11!!11.

/me felt like being an ass today, he is now banned. Thank you.
19 Apr 2003, 03:13 PM
Scourge

I'd like to see this happen as an experiment. Maybe instead of banning them tho, for the purposes of the experiment you can set up another forum and when they make their "Good riddance, I'm leaving forever" post they automatically only have access to that new forum. Call it The Loser's Zoo or something. Then we can all go by and check out the dummies who trapped themselves there while they scream about not being able to get out.:D

--Scourge .