The strangest person broke into my car....

Soooo.... My band was having press photos taken last night in Newark De. For anybody who knows the area, I parked my car in the Iron Hill parking lot. Anyway, I had thousands of dollars worth of CD's, DVDs, and PS games laying in plain view on both my front and back seats (messy car), and apparently I forgot to lock my car door. When I got back to the car at the end of the night, there were nachos on the top of my CDs on the front passenger seat, and nothing was stolen. I was compleatly weirded out. I mean, who the heck randomly checks car doors to see if they're unlocked, and then when they find one they just leave nachos? Bizzare.

someone who likes you thats who... maybe your mommy wanted you to eat right...

Newark, DE, eh? Man, get youself to the UD campus... This area is so weak. So bland.

If you live near this area, I pity you.

Nachos? From that I will make the assumption that it was a terrorist of mexican descent who has an odd eating disorder, yet still completed his mission of sprinkling the interior of your car with anthrax. Alert your local homeland security detachment and prepare for a lengthy detox quarantine session in a federal facility.

A few years ago I left my car unlocked in the lot behind where I work. Someone took all the pennies sitting in the cupholder (coated in a Cola syrup) and didn't touch my other change, CDs, or backpack. Odd. *-neo

These are probably just pranks, or some form of crime art...

It was God, man. He works in mysterious ways.

I wouldn't eat those chips, FYI. "Teh Sars!"

Did they have any cheese on them?

of course they had cheese, other wise they would be chips not nachos ;)...

how about chili?

oh chilli cheese nachos!! I want AM PM now!

man - glad you didn't have your stuff taken - but why don't you do yourself a favor, be responsible and remove the thousands of dollars worth of cds and dvds from your car - it'd be a smart idea wouldn't it?

Yeah wait a minute, all this talk about nachos and I missed the most important part of this thread, why the fuck to you have all that shit just sitting in your car?

If I was a robber, I would hit a store and ask for one dollar. Then 2, then 4, then 8 and on up untill I have BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

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Originally posted by Tracer
If I was a robber, I would hit a store and ask for one dollar. Then 2, then 4, then 8 and on up untill I have BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

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Oh my God, you'd be like the lamest Batman villain ever...The Exponent!

I don't know... the Clock King is pretty queer.

ah man! you didn't eat my fucking nachos, did you?

Wow that's some... err... odd stuff I must say in all conclusions I think someone just felt like soiling your car. You've probably been dishonored in some American Sub-Culture but you just don't know it, and all members of this culture laugh at you in secret and shun you.

Wow, thats messed up, probably some drunk guy that thought ur car was his...

That was definately odd. Well, I hope those nachos didnt leave a mess in your car.

No offence, but you totally deserved to have your stuff stolen for leaving it in full view with the door unlocked. Count your blessings and don't do it again. :)

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Originally posted by Click_Stick
Newark, DE, eh? Man, get youself to the UD campus... This area is so weak. So bland.

If you live near this area, I pity you.

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I just escaped from the UD campus a few years ago. :) At least when I was there they had a Neo Geo in the Towers and an Xmen CotA machine in Perkins. I think they're gone now...

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Originally posted by Atlas
how about chili?

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Yup. They had the works.

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Originally posted by Box Drink
Yeah wait a minute, all this talk about nachos and I missed the most important part of this thread, why the fuck to you have all that shit just sitting in your car?

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Lazyness. I don't like the radio, so I'm constantly bringing new CDs into my car. I never bother to take the old ones out.... The PS games are for long road trips with the PS1, and the DVDs were just bought and never removed from the car.

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Originally posted by Thief~Silver
Wow that's some... err... odd stuff I must say in all conclusions I think someone just felt like soiling your car.

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That's another odd thing. He didn't soil my car. It wasn't all gooped around in an "I got you" type manner. It was sitting there neatly in a sealed plastic container.

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Originally posted by Dolemite
No offence, but you totally deserved to have your stuff stolen for leaving it in full view with the door unlocked. Count your blessings and don't do it again. :)

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Yeah, I know.

Chibi Nappa dumbass + 1 :bang:

Once I had someone break into my car, steal my change and take two of the three cigarettes I had sitting in the "emergency pack".

Thats right... he was a thief, but didn't want to take my last cigarette. Fucking rad.

well - keep leaving that shit in your car and the next time it will get stolen man - I'd take it out were I you - surely you can't be listening to all of them at once - oh well - its your stuff, not mine. Next time your car gets broken into and your stuff does get stolen - I'll remember this thread and make sure to laugh my ass off.

So, were they any good?

I'm not a big fan of nachos, to be honest.

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Originally posted by StriderKyo
Oh my God, you'd be like the lamest Batman villain ever...The Exponent!

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Lamest? Or the best?

Exponentially!

Maybe those were your nachos. So not only did you forget to lock your door, but also forgot to finish your nachos. :wtf: Aside from that, why would you have thousands of dollars worth of CD's, DVDs, and PS games laying in plain view on both the front and back seats of your car?

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Originally posted by Chibi Nappa Lazyness. I don't like the radio, so I'm constantly bringing new CDs into my car. I never bother to take the old ones out.... The PS games are for long road trips with the PS1, and the DVDs were just bought and never removed from the car.

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there you go...

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Originally posted by 88mph
Thats right... he was a thief, but didn't want to take my last cigarette. Fucking rad.

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LOL

It's stuff like this that makes me think mankind has come a long way.

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Originally posted by OmniGear
LOL

It's stuff like this that makes me think mankind has come a long way.

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:lol:

damn, what a nice guy. do you smokers have some sort of code of ethics?
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's last smoke"

Thats a rule Rhydant. Giving someone you last cig in a pack makes you almost like Jesus.

So Tracer, if I were Hebrew that would make them like Moses?

No.

Oh ok.

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LOL

It's stuff like this that makes me think mankind has come a long way.

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It's almost heart-warming in a way. What a nice guy. :)

:lol:

This is why my car has like 3 different locked storage compartments that require a seperate key from the ignition to unlock... it's great for cd's and GBA stuff.

Of course, the amp and subwoofer are sitting in plain view, and they are worth more than all the cds combined. I should do something about that sometime.

buying a simple "car club" works wonders actually to protect your whole car from being stolen - not that it proves to be much of a security device - but supposing your car is nothing special - just a run of the mill automobile thats not on any theif's most wanted lists... the placement of a sterling wheel club just becomes one more obstacle to make stealing that vehicle a little bit more trouble than its worth.

So I guess it's no Dukes of Hazard-esque rides for you...

who me? of course! i'm a dukes of hazard - good old boy yahoo! kinda guy

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Originally posted by Rhydant
damn, what a nice guy. do you smokers have some sort of code of ethics?
"Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's last smoke"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Once I had someone break into my car, steal my change and take two of the three cigarettes I had sitting in the "emergency pack".

Thats right... he was a thief, but didn't want to take my last cigarette. Fucking rad.

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Nice.

And Chibi, you were clearly visited by the Nacho Fairy.

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Originally posted by cigsthecat
Nice.

And Chibi, you were clearly visited by the Nacho Fairy.

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Now that I think about it, I did leave salsa under my pillow the night before....

That IS some crazy sh*t, strange people leaving nachos, taking cigarettes and not taking the other stuff. Do it again, Chibi...and this time leave your wallet under your pillow.

perhaps two lovers where looking for a place to get busy, and forgot all about their nacho's in the heat of the moment...

That is quite strange, about the original post. I once had a guy break into my car (it also was unlocked, so it wasn't broken into per say) and they stole ALL the change on my dash board change holder thing. The funny thing was all I had was about 100 pennies. I guess they were pissed I had nothing of value and so tried to do some damage?