Hehe, when kicking my ass, try to not aim for the face.
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Hehe, when kicking my ass, try to not aim for the face.
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Level 3, eh? Being a glutton isn't so bad.
There must be a DDR machine down there we can suck at eternally.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Yeah... thats about right.
Limbo time!
Level 1 for me... :)
level 1. heres my scores:
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
That's what I'm saying.. Limbo sounds cool!Quote:
Originally posted by rezo
rock. I'd much rather be there than heaven. Seems like I'm the only virtuous non-believer here. Woe unto you all, and etc.
Hmmm, I got Purgatory.
Although some of those questions ("Do you contemplate suicide? Do you hate yourself?") made me think I was taking another damned Depression Inventory Index more than a Dante's Inferno test....
Purgatory sucks... seems so empty and pretty much just like real life except you either try to get into heaven or you fall directly into hell.. like 'real-life' if you may except you KNOW you're going to get judged eventually. Wouldn't be so bad if Purgatory was eternal, like Limbo, but it's not and haveing to go to heaven (because Limbo is ruled out since you belive in God.. it's how you got into Purgatory beside being repentant) else deal with hell really bites. Limbo is the way to go! So quickly, it's not too late! Denounce god and lead a virtueous life! Atheists get the best slice of the pie!
Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers : Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers : High
Level 2 Lustful : Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous : Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious : Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy : Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics : Very Low
Level 7 Violent : High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous : Low