So you may be driving the bus to hell, but where are you going to stop? Find out here!
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Looks like I'm sliding into second level. Sounds pretty shitty.
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So you may be driving the bus to hell, but where are you going to stop? Find out here!
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Looks like I'm sliding into second level. Sounds pretty shitty.
Ditto.
Level Five
ROCK ON!!
That sucks.Quote:
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Oh well, at least I'm not down in the shit level.
damn...we killed it.
Well, if Cleopatra is a hot slut, it won't be a complete loss.Quote:
Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Jeez! (oops)
5th level of hell for me.
Level 2... i guess I am common... I was really shooting for Limbo there :/
ºTracer
I also scored high for:
Level 8- the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
I'm totally winning this one.
Level six - I'm screwed!
level 8
man i cannot be this bad of a person.
Level 7! Yeah!!!
"Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.":confused:
Scratch that read it wrong. Still winner is me!
=p
Level 8- Yipes. On the upside, I've learned that a pimp is a very good thing to be.
Only level 6...
Yeah... thats about right.Quote:
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
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Originally posted by 88mph
Yeah... thats about right.
There is no goddamn way I am worse than you.
Hey now, I went to a fucking Christian school for years and I'm a level 8. 88's not so bad.
I love the dude, I do, but if he's going to six and I'm going to eight well, I'm kicking your ass.
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Originally posted by Jeremy
Hey now, I went to a fucking Christian school for years and I'm a level 8. 88's not so bad.
Its like your wish came true. . .for me!Quote:
Level 2... i guess I am common... I was really shooting for Limbo there
Level 1 - limbo.
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
rock. I'd much rather be there than heaven. Seems like I'm the only virtuous non-believer here. Woe unto you all, and etc.
other scores-
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Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 - Lustful - Low
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 - Violent - Low
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Moderate
Hehe, when kicking my ass, try to not aim for the face.
7th
Level 3, eh? Being a glutton isn't so bad.
There must be a DDR machine down there we can suck at eternally.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Yeah... thats about right.
Limbo time!
Level 1 for me... :)
level 1. heres my scores:
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
That's what I'm saying.. Limbo sounds cool!Quote:
Originally posted by rezo
rock. I'd much rather be there than heaven. Seems like I'm the only virtuous non-believer here. Woe unto you all, and etc.
Hmmm, I got Purgatory.
Although some of those questions ("Do you contemplate suicide? Do you hate yourself?") made me think I was taking another damned Depression Inventory Index more than a Dante's Inferno test....
Purgatory sucks... seems so empty and pretty much just like real life except you either try to get into heaven or you fall directly into hell.. like 'real-life' if you may except you KNOW you're going to get judged eventually. Wouldn't be so bad if Purgatory was eternal, like Limbo, but it's not and haveing to go to heaven (because Limbo is ruled out since you belive in God.. it's how you got into Purgatory beside being repentant) else deal with hell really bites. Limbo is the way to go! So quickly, it's not too late! Denounce god and lead a virtueous life! Atheists get the best slice of the pie!
Seventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers : Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers : High
Level 2 Lustful : Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous : Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious : Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy : Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics : Very Low
Level 7 Violent : High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous : Low
Im goin to level 5...
Fifth Level of Hell
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Level 2 for me, and I scored the same on Level 6. After that was Limbo, home of the virtuous non believers: "...Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle." I'd be down with hanging out with these guys.
HOMER!
Pffft! I've got a one way, pre-paid ticketto heaven so I don't need to take the test.:p :evil:
Are you sure 7s? Cause I think your signature states differently.
City of Dis...
Kind of cool, I read the inferno once... I think I was in 7th grade or something, good read.
Quote:
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
I've always wanted to visit Atlanta.Quote:
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
8th level of Hell.
I'm not looking forward to all that human excrement.
ha i got limboQuote:
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
it appears we have sent the test straight to the 8th level, its down now.
edit,its back,i got purgratory. its funny,i got low on everything but wrathful/gloomy, where i got very high. i guess i get pissed off a little to easily:D strangely i scored well on both repentent believers and virtuous unbelievers, guess i cant make up my mind:D
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
:p Yeah !
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
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Cool enough.
Third level of Hell for me. Rain, mud and Cerebus. It seems I am a gluttonous bastard.
And I'm on a diet too... hmmm
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level - Who is sent there? - Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Low
Level 1 (Limbo) - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very High
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 (the City of Dis) - Heretics - High
Level 7 - Violent - Low
Level 8 (the Malebolge) - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 (Cocytus) - Treacherous - Low
Where is the Phantom Zone on this list? I'd like to avoid General Zod if it can be arranged.
Level 2 for me.
Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
/me shrugs.
Purgatory...heh, thats good.
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8 | Moderate
Level 9 | Moderate
Sixth level for me....
Where do the other 6ths get together for gaming? Perhaps by the burning tombs? :)
Heh... my hell will have nothing but DDR machines.Quote:
Originally posted by burgundy
There must be a DDR machine down there we can suck at eternally.
Damn....the server is busy, there are too many people trying to access this site. Blah blah blah.
I think you go to Purgatory if you put that you go to church, and repent your sins no matter what you put.
I am level six as well.
Man, I wish I belived in Jesus.Quote:
Originally posted by Master of 7s
Pffft! I've got a one way, pre-paid ticketto heaven so I don't need to take the test.:p :evil:
Bigger turn out for this thread than I thought! Hell really brings people in. I'll have to keep that in mind.
It'll be just a row of the same machine, each one running a second behind the other, playing the same song. It'll make an echo that will make your ears bleed and your inner nerd to fester. Ouch.Quote:
Heh... my hell will have nothing but DDR machines.
Limbo just go that much less cooler :(Quote:
Originally posted by maruchan
ha i got limbo
:P
Yopu just entered in virtuous things than then said you didn't belive in God. According to the quiz, it gets you into Limbo everytime (I tried, my mistake was that I said I do belive in God which is true, but which god is not specified... I've went on lenth about how I belive before, so I thought it would be an honest answer. As it turns out, my virtuous honesty has condemned me to the Second Level of Hell which actually seems alot less fun than most of the other lower levels).Quote:
Originally posted by Nick
First Level of Hell - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level - Who is sent there? - Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Low
Level 1 (Limbo) - Virtuous Non-Believers - Very High
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 (the City of Dis) - Heretics - High
Level 7 - Violent - Low
Level 8 (the Malebolge) - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 (Cocytus) - Treacherous - Low
Where is the Phantom Zone on this list? I'd like to avoid General Zod if it can be arranged.
ºTracer
Nope. It puts you in Purgatory if you say you believe in God and repent your sins. I got Purgatory even though I don't go to church (too many self-righteous blowhards there for my taste, just like a certain person in this thread who brags about his one-way ticket to Heaven).Quote:
Originally posted by Mr-K
I think you go to Purgatory if you put that you go to church, and repent your sins no matter what you put.
Pergatory Get!
level 8
8th Level
Purgatory for me.
level 8 for me
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Purgatory...
guess I'm a decent individual ;)
server too fucking busy... godamnit... oh well I'm sure I'm going to whichever level happens to be the worst...
That's going to cost you.Quote:
Originally posted by Box Drink
server too fucking busy... godamnit... oh well I'm sure I'm going to whichever level happens to be the worst...
Level 8. Go me.
See you guys there.
Level 5.
Feh.
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
What a suprise... :rolleyes:
Imagine if this was a really accurate description? That would really suck for most of you guys.
Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
Yay! I hope I can hold on to my friggin' morals throughout my life, though...
Damn temptation...
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Originally posted by Thief~Silver
Are you sure 7s? Cause I think your signature states differently.
Right, right. And the avatar means I'm doomed to damnation.:rolleyes:
As I've said before there is a difference between admiration of the female form and full blown out-of-control lust.
Tain't no harm in likin' teh booberz. God made 'em so I'm gonna look at 'em.
Level 5, just like Rez!
Doesn't sound that bad, really. I was afraid I'd get some kind of testicle lashing or my eyes cut or something.
the supposed dividing line between heaven and hell is just belief in god. And going to a deeper level doesn't mean you are a worse person, it just means you admit to more of a certain characteristic that Dante happened to find more distasteful than the others. Dante was not condoned by the church and most of his work was highly critical of the catholic church. Anyway if I do got to hell you can be sure before the drop I'm takin a swing at god (violent)
I got 8th level.
heh heh heh.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Repenting Non-Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Virtuous Non-Believers | Low
Level 2 | Lustful | Very High
Level 3 | Gluttonous | High
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious | High
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Heretics | Very High
Level 7 | | Violent | High
Level 8- the Malebolge |Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Treacherous | Moderate
Heeheeheeheehee... I'm a totally heretical bastard. See you all on level 6. For me, level 6 means the point at which a Psikyo shooter goes from possible with practice to totally impossible. Looks like we'll see what happens with an eternity of practice. :)
James
int JamesQuote:
Originally posted by James
<b>The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to <i>the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 1 - Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 6 - The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Extreme</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 9 - Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv">Dante's Inferno Test</a></b>
Heeheeheeheehee... I'm a totally heretical bastard. See you all on level 6. For me, level 6 means the point at which a Psikyo shooter goes from possible with practice to totally impossible. Looks like we'll see what happens with an eternity of practice. :)
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I see no one's wound up in Cocytus yet.
sweet, im in limbo.
well, i still think its funny. :)Quote:
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It's still funny, even if I had it fixed about 5 minutes after posting it. It would have been faster but the copy/paste thingy they had for plain text just didn't have enough info on what the various circles represented. Had to type it in the old fashioned way.
Can't believe someone saw that. D'oh!
James
Level one. Sounds fucking good.
I think i'll resume my Latin studies just before I die.
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
hmm just saw this... level 7. Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
extreme is bad yes?
Level 6...I'm a heretic, sounds about right.
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Woohoo! Limbo. Sounds like the funnest. Nice and laid back without any preaching to worry about.
level 5? hmm... at least they got the wrathful part right
"if I can't have heaven, I shall move hell!"