Typing Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare

Read here:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nkey_authors_3

"They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said Friday. "Obviously, English isn't their first language."

OMG :lol:

They spend alot of time in the Games Discussion forum I think!



Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Originally posted by Kidnemo
They spend alot of time in the Games Discussion forum I think!



Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Good one! :cool:
Now look at the monkey type! GO MONKEY GO!!!




http://www.creativecards4u.com/monke..._wht_16323.gif

It's kind of fun to think about the implications of the whole Monkeys-typing-Shakespeare thing.

Check this short story out, "Library of Babel", Luis Borges:

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscor..._of_babel.html

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faculty and students in the university's media program left a computer in the monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo in southwest England, home to six Sulawesi crested macaques.


Then, they waited.


At first, said Phillips, "the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.


"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies.

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I dunno, the monkeys seem to actually have been being critical of the students and faculty if you ask me. Smart monkeys. People are fun to make fools of. Well done monkeys! Well done! Fight the Power!

--Scourge .

Stupid fucking monkeys can't even write plays... we should just eat them...

Tax dollars at work, thankfully not ours for a change, though :rolleyes:

typing monkeys

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the lead male got a stone and started bashing the hell out of it.

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This is how people fix things, seems repair men actually come from monkeys, and that a broken object left in a monkey's company for over 10 days, will be fixed.

"It was the best of times it was the Blerst of times!? What is this crap!?"

You gotta love the English. The whole country is like one huge Monty Python theme park.

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Originally posted by ShineAqua
You gotta love the English. The whole country is like one huge Monty Python theme park.

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you're really, really dumb

agreed.