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There's no reason why this should be funny. At all. But I couldn't help but laugh my ass off while watching the video, and some of the stills are excellent.
Yeah man, I saw this earlier today, holy shit, there really isn't a reason why this should be funny, but it is! It's so fucking stupid, but I'll be damned if I didn't laugh my ass off at the "I FORGOT YOUR CINNASTIX!" picture.
Some of those pics are really well done too, like the women in the red apron and three pizza delivery agents paying a vistit to mr.anderson.
Gotta hand it to the goons, they can take the stupidest ideas and make them hilarious.
holy crap that was funny. great music, too.
The script is, at times, brilliant. I absolutley love that Goldmine :D
Downloading it now.
:lol: That was brilliant!
:lol:Quote:
Morpheus: We have only bits and pieces of information but what we know for certain is that at some point in the early twenty-first century all of mankind was united in celebration. We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to CB.
Neo: CB? You mean Cheesy Bread?
:lol: I can't take it! This is the best thing ever. :)Quote:
Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: Your pizza was too delicious.
Morpheus: You think my pizza being tastier, or having fresher ingredients, has anything to do with my ovens in this place? You think that's Mozzarella you're eating right now?... We cook again.
OK, I'll stop now. :)Quote:
Neo: Is that...
Cypher: The orders? Yeah.
Neo: Do you always look at it encoded?
Cypher: Yeah, you have to. There's way too much information. After a while you get used to it. All I see is Four cheese, meat-lovers, onions and peppers.
But I'll continue! :DQuote:
Health Inspector Smith: Have you ever stood and stared at it, marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just eating stale, unoriginal pizza, oblivious. Did you know that the first Dominos was designed to be a perfect pizzeria? Where the toppings were fresh. Where every pizza was freshly baked with love and care. It was a disaster. No one would accept the pizzas. Entire deliveries were lost. Some believed that we lacked the toppings and advertising skills to describe your perfect pizza. But I believe that as a species, human beings define their pizza through repetition and staleness. The perfect pizza was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from, which is why Dominos was redesigned to this, the peak of your pizzerias. I say your pizzerias because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our pizzeria which is, of course, what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our pizza, Morpheus. The future is our time.
Mwhahaha...Funny, I like it.