Operation: SpiceBOX

Can't sing? Bah! They sound like Russian Lesbian Chipmunks! They're queens. And the funniest girls on earth. Did you hear what Lena had to say about Germany's Eurovision entrant?

"[She is] a crusty old hag who looks like she's worn out more men in her life than we have vodka bottles. In Russia we look after the blind and elderly, we don't send them to Eurovision like the Germans."


http://www.reaction2blood.com/images/vacija.jpg

She's ugly, German, AND her song stunk. Boo hiss, whatever this lady's name is. Only good thing to ever come out of Germany is Rammstein, cuz they set themselves on fire and they're gonna work with tATu. I think. I may have dreamed that.

And there will be no Big Boy pictures posted. No more cartoons.

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Originally posted by rummy
Can't sing? Bah! They sound like Russian Lesbian Chipmunks! They're queens. And the funniest girls on earth. Did you hear what Lena had to say about Germany's Eurovision entrant?

"[She is] a crusty old hag who looks like she's worn out more men in her life than we have vodka bottles. In Russia we look after the blind and elderly, we don't send them to Eurovision like the Germans."


http://www.reaction2blood.com/images/vacija.jpg

She's ugly, German, AND her song stunk. Boo hiss, whatever this lady's name is. Only good thing to ever come out of Germany is Rammstein, cuz they set themselves on fire and they're gonna work with tATu. I think. I may have dreamed that.

And there will be no Big Boy pictures posted. No more cartoons.

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"[She is] a crusty old hag who looks like she's worn out more men in her life than we have vodka bottles. In Russia we look after the blind and elderly, we don't send them to Eurovision like the Germans."

haha, I have newfound respect for Tatu now. I still think the lesbian stuff is all prepackaged hype and completely fake. That is what makes all the kissing so good though.

bah, no Big Boy?!@? TNL IS WAITING FOR BIG BOY. Come on, don't be afraid of the girlies hating on you because of it, you know that is the reason it isn't being posted.. ;p

forget big boy. its all about the gunbird and chinaman pictures.

ITS SHOWTIME

AT THE APOLLO

TONIGHT

Fake stuff is the best stuff. The Monkees didn't really live together in a house with a fireman's pole. Alice Cooper didn't really decapitate himself. Michael Anthony's bass wasn't REALLY a Jack Daniels bottle, it just looked like one. If they were real lesbians they'd probably be singing about politics and their body hair. No thanks. MALCHIK GAY! tATu just want to blast everything that's come before with their sexy act (sez Julia!) Go, Comedy Lesbians, Go!

Big Boy isn't being posted cuz it's off topic. And it's too much of an in-joke. Plus it's probably against the rulez, and I'm a very good boy. Now let's never mention it again!

bah, Bob's Big Boy rocks. I still think the ladies scare you. :p

Girls Aloud - Sound Of The Underground needed more surf guitars. I was very disappointed to only hear it during the first song and somewhat in the second. It added a nice sound to the song. Are they girl rockers? Do they play their instruments or just look sassy and slutty while singing? ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

I DON'T NEED NO GOOD ADVICE.

Oh my god, rummy that pic you did is awesome XD I used to have a dress like that, but it didn't fit right, so i like, cut it up and made it into a pillow. anyway, your drawing is coool.
I like Tatu okay, but they are nothing like the Spice. I'm just a sucker for girls with accents.

There's more surf guitar than that, but I do agree that the album needed more of it. Could've cut a few songs in the second half, too. But LOVE BOMB! LOVE BOMB! That song is the best. Cha-cha-cha!

They don't play any instruments, thank God. They can't dance, either. They just sing and bend over to shake their boobies once in awhile. That's the way it should be. The world needs more Ronnie Spectors and less...what's the name of the piano playing Michelle Branch? That bitch suxxx.

My ex-girlfriend had a Union Jack dress, but everytime I asked her to put it on and talk in a British accent she refused. No wonder we broke up. One day I'll live out my Spice Girls fantasy...one day.

Screw Alvin Stardust. He's just a rip off of...

THE ONE...

THE ONLY...

GARY GLITTER.

http://home.earthlink.net/~apawlo/gglitter.jpg

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrape

Man, don't let this thread die, it would be a shame if it did.

Where is the Posh luv up in this mofo??!?