Operation: SpiceBOX

THE HYPER HAPPY TACTICAL RHYTHM ASSAULT SQUAD!

POSE!

So, we all know Satsuki is obsessed with Itagaki. Rightfully so! The man is an insane genius! This led her into playing Dead Or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball.

On the soundtrack to Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball is a Spice Girls song. This is my scheming face...

I had this idea...What would happen if you ripped every Spice Girl album onto the XBOX and then played DOAXVB..

I had to know.

So I bought an XBOX.

Let me tell you this.

You have not lived until you have played DOAXVB to the sounds of the Spice Girls.

Oh sweet Jesus. I never had a reason to buy an XBOX, but now I do. And it is wonderful.

I nearly pissed all over myself when at the start of a match, Wannabe started blasting.

It trully is a thing of beauty.

Now I only hope that games such as Halo 2 support the custom soundtrack feature.

My SpiceBOX is hungry for more souls.

you are much weirder than me:lol:
i have also found they might be giants and tatu work for it.

Anyone who hasn't tried this is gonna be sorry, cause its loads of fun!!!!! Every song is so perfect.

They were such an awesome band, and they work so well on DOAX.
http://www.thei.aust.com/isite/images7/spicepx.jpg

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!

Are you sure that wasn't a bad drug party fight? :(

XD naw, they are just so tried from trying on different swimsuits all day!!! Shopping is hard work, you know? ;D

rummy will be disappointed in himself if he hasnt tried this already

Spice Girls wasn't a band. It was like a singing troop.

I would make a mocking comment about the spice girls, but i wanted to nail all 5 of them,so i cant say anything negative,pity they did all that singing though.

That's right. They weren't a band. They were so much more. The Spice Girls changed my life. And like just about everything I own my Xbox is filled with Spice Girls goodness. I don't think I have any of their b-sides on there, though, which is some of their best stuff. Ever hear "Outer Space Girls"? It's like "My Prerogative". With the Spice Girls. IN OUTER SPACE. Close encounters of the female kind. Aww yeah. "Bumper 2 Bumper" is quite fine, too. It's maybe #3 on the list of all time best songs about sex in cars.

Oh, and a warning to all of you who are firing up your favorite piracy programs to search for these lost gems - avoid "Spice Invaders". 3 minutes of hell, it's half the Spice Girls whistling and screaming and giggling and I am quite sure they were doing angel dust or something. It's not even a song. Quite possibly the worst recording in history. After "Baconskin Cloreen" by (my hero) Prince. And anything Coldplay's ever done.

I think I need to do a Girl Power case mod. That big X could easily be transformed into the Union Jack...

Spice girls eh? :confused:

*shudders violently


whatever floats...y.o..u...r......b.....o.....a........t...............



*vomits

All Saints > Bewitched > Spice Girls

This is how the late 90s all girl pop group food chain goes.

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Originally posted by japtor
rummy will be disappointed in himself if he hasnt tried this already

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Damnit, Rip, stop making my two cliques of online friends overlap.

Well I guess it is better than doing drugs... or is it?

Sidez: Okay, All Saints sure. But BeWitched? No way :confused:

I am about twice as strong as YAWA, and I will demonstrate this by eeking out that I hate you all AND making it to the toilet before

*flush*

There.

Sickos.

I'm disturbed that Sl1p and Sidez are even having this conversation, joke or no.

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Originally posted by Sidez
All Saints > Bewitched > Spice Girls

This is how the late 90s all girl pop group food chain goes.

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Yeah, at least All Saints were hot. And two of them are from my hometown.

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Originally posted by Sl1p
Sidez: Okay, All Saints sure. But BeWitched? No way :confused:

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You've got to put Pure Shores onto the Xbox HDD, DOAX was made for that song. Spice Girls reeked! I can't stand the way they still get publicity, especially that skinny bitch Victoria!

this is the single most retarded thread I have ever seen.

I just had a look at the official Bewitched website (omg!) and on there I found this picture. Proof right there that: Bewitched > Spice Girls XD

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Originally posted by Sl1p
Are you sure that wasn't a bad drug party fight? :(

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That quote is going into my collection:lol:

Curiosity made me click on this thread. Disgust couldn't get me out of here any quicker.

*slams door behind him*

This is the best thread EVER!

Okay. I will track down that All Saints album. Hell, between me and my sister one of us probably owns it =X

To expand my soundtrack and so that I don't get sick of the Spice Girls too quickly, I added tracks from Ultimate 80's, No Doubt and Jordan Knight...Yeah, I own that. Now I just need to find some New Kids on cd..

suck it remy.
suck it long.
and suck it hard.

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Originally posted by Sl1p
You have not lived until you have played DOAXVB to the sounds of the Spice Girls.

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just thought I'd repost this so no one forgot where this thread started.

Shakey, last time we had this conversation I thought I told you that we should just be friends.

...

:bang:

was that some sort of joke? You're really, really not funny.

Shakey's jus mad cause he doesn't understand GIRL POWAH! And guys that don't understand girl powah don't ever get girlfriends :'(

I completely think that Spice>All Saints. All Saints didnt last NEARLY as long, and they werent as cute or cool or funny. AND they did not get a movie. Spice World is so funny!

"AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOM!!!!!!!!"

and rummy, let me know if you ever want to hook up ;) Any guy fan of the spice girls is a guy for me :D
We were *just* talking in #ctc about how we all need Union Jack mods on our Xbox.

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Originally posted by Satsuki
Shakey's jus mad cause he doesn't understand GIRL POWAH! And guys that don't understand girl powah don't ever get girlfriends :'(

I completely think that Spice>All Saints. All Saints didnt last NEARLY as long, and they werent as cute or cool or funny. AND they did not get a movie. Spice World is so funny!

"AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOM!!!!!!!!"

and rummy, let me know if you ever want to hook up ;) Any guy fan of the spice girls is a guy for me :D
We were *just* talking in #ctc about how we all need Union Jack mods on our Xbox.

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Wow. I don't care if anyone else on this board walks on eggshells around you because you've got tits, you're officially a moron.

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Originally posted by Satsuki
Shakey's jus mad cause he doesn't understand GIRL POWAH! And guys that don't understand girl powah don't ever get girlfriends :'(

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Thankfully many girls aren't like you :)

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Originally posted by Satsuki
Any guy fan of the spice girls is a guy for me :D

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I like the Spi.... Damn, I can't even say it to get chicks :(

I got all winded when I lifted the stupid thing from the car last night :(

Shakey gets played and then he tries to go INTERNET COOL on everyone. I love this thread!

And I don't have the All Saints album. I bet we have it at work though =X

hahahaha! I can't help it, I love the Spice Girls! I don't care if I'm a moron, what's the point of life if you can't have a little fun?

aww....and its okay Andy. You tried. You can come over for the pillow fight :D

Pfft. And die? I believe we saw the results of these pillow fights a few posts up and I for one do not condone them.

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Originally posted by Sl1p
I got all winded when I lifted the stupid thing from the car last night :(

Shakey gets played and then he tries to go INTERNET COOL on everyone. I love this thread!

And I don't have the All Saints album. I bet we have it at work though =X

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No really. what the fuck are you talking about?

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Originally posted by Shakey
Wow. I don't care if anyone else on this board walks on eggshells around you because you've got tits, you're officially a moron.

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You're just jealous hers are bigger than yours, even after the operation.

I had a feeling that the Spice Girls, vaccums, and DOAXBV had something in common.

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Originally posted by Kinopio
I had a feeling that the Spice Girls, vaccums, and DOAXBV had something in common.

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And as you can see, business is clearly booming :wiley:

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Originally posted by StriderKyo
You're just jealous hers are bigger than yours, even after the operation.

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Okay Strider, you are definately coming to the pillow fight, and you can stay for poolside fun too! :D let's celebrate with a round of margaritas!

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Originally posted by Satsuki

aww....and its okay Andy. You tried. You can come over for the pillow fight :D

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Never talked to a girl I couldn't get to feel sorry for me :D


...wait that's not a good thing :'(

Hey, its okay! you like gungrave too. That's enough taste for me!

here, have a margarita! *passes you the salt*

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<Lank-> and why does everyone say doaxvb instead of doaxbv
<Fone> because its not ball volley?
<Lank-> it's xtreme beach volleyball
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> The beach isn't important
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> What IS important
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> Is that its XTREME
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> Not extreme
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> XTREME
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> VOLLEYBALL
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> HOT
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> GIRL ON GIRL
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> VOLLEYBALL ACTION
<Satsuki> hhahhahahhaha
<Lank-> and let's not forget the save hack for no bathing suits
<Sl1p|DOAXVB> With Dress up...and presents...and sun tan lotion....

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When did this thread turn into a Chevys? That reminds me, I lost my sombrerro D=

I also love Itagaki! :) *gets drunken underage* *doesn't know what to do with salt* Yay! =D

It's for flavor ^^; (you put a little in a margarita, you'll use this tip someday, I promise)
well, anyway, we're gonna have a blast! Too bad some of us forumgoers just don't like to have fun *sad face*

Should I just rename this the official DOAXVB thread with the subtitle of "Feat. Spice Girls and Chevys"? =D

Don't forget the Barbie tea set and the dating game.

I wonder how long until Satsuki gets drunk on those margaritas and Andy, Strider and rummy gangbang her.

Isn't DOA already a dating game? You give the girls a bunch of stuff they'll never use. You dress them up and then you say "WILL YOU GO TO WINTER FORMAL WITH ME?" And then you buy a diamond and ask again and then you play volleyball and jump across pools.

The Barbie Tea set is stretching a little to far. I mean, I don't want people to think that I'm....YOU KNOW.........

..............

A barbie fan. That would be lame.

Totally lame! Barbie just has one too many dream houses for me. And Ken, total tool. Skipper is totally the best.

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Originally posted by Satsuki
And guys that don't understand girl powah don't ever get girlfriends :'(

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My girlfriend despises the Spice Girls. :)

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Originally posted by Satsuki
Totally lame! Barbie just has one too many dream houses for me. And Ken, total tool. Skipper is totally the best.

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Which one of Barbie's friends was in the wheelchair?

Seriously, I mean look at the chicks blog-

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5/27/2003 Matchmaking Mutt
Was a super-sunny day in NYC today. Thought I'd spend it with Yorkie at her fave downtown doggie park. Yorkie found her first “boyfriend” – Norton, this big black dog. Yorkie also found me a boyfriend.

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Getting a little desperate now?

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Originally posted by Dolemite
I wonder how long until Satsuki gets drunk on those margaritas and Andy, Stryder and rummy gangbang her.

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3 guys and one girl? I can't get that drunk.

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Originally posted by Dolemite
My girlfriend despises the Spice Girls. :)


Which one of Barbie's friends was in the wheelchair?

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http://www.chrissy.com/images/barbie/wheelchair.gif
HI GUYS!

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Originally posted by Dolemite
things

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It's okay Dolemite, I like you :D You can come to the party too! We need a token black guy after all (great partiers if you ask me!)

Bring some of your chick friends too!!! Your gf can come, even if she doesnt like the Spice Girls!

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Originally posted by Dolemite
I wonder how long until Satsuki gets drunk on those margaritas and Andy, Stryder and rummy gangbang her.

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I'll have none of that :mad:



... At least not until I dispose of Strider and Rummy =D

... This is still in Gaming Discussion, why?

Cause DOAXBV rox.

Don't worry about Rummy, he'll be dead soon anyhow.

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Originally posted by Satsuki
It's okay Dolemite, I like you :D You can come to the party too! We need a token black guy after all (great partiers if you ask me!)

Bring some of your chick friends too!!! Your gf can come, even if she doesnt like the Spice Girls!

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:lol: Cool, I'll be over with the keg and a bottle of J.D. :D

(Oh, and I'm not really black, it's just the dude in my avatar. But don't tell anyone, okay? ;) )

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Originally posted by StriderKyo
3 guys and one girl? I can't get that drunk.

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Yeah, that would be a very gay situation. I sure as hell couldn't get excited with other guys around. 3 girls and one guy, on the other hand... :evil:

=O thats okay, you are still completely welcome :D

and Remy can come too, because he is the obligatory fserve man! Well, and he's just cool.

*Passes a margarita to Dolemite and Remy*
do we have a drunk smiley? guess not. Oh well!

Xtreme Volleyball parties are the best kind!

I dunno about Fight Club. Maybe if we had an Inane Bullshit Club.

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Originally posted by burgundy
I dunno about Fight Club. Maybe if we had an Inane Bullshit Club.

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Holy....

TO THE FEEDBACK FORUMS!

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Originally posted by burgundy
I dunno about Fight Club. Maybe if we had an Inane Bullshit Club.

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Isn't that what it is now anyway?

Then lets rename Fight Club to Inane Bullshit Club and everyone can be happy.

Oh wait, we already do!

*moves to Sound Off*

It only took 3 pages for it to get moved too...

works for me! *waves to the new home forum*

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Originally posted by Spanky McGee
Isn't that what it is now anyway?

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I was thinking the same thing :p

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Originally posted by burgundy
Oh wait, we already do!

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http://www.changethechannel.net/dump/hooray.jpg

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to inane bullshit club.

That picture is going to be the new cover for DOAXVB!

HOORAY!: Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2

Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2 or: This Time, There's At Least 2% Of A Game In There

Shut up about girlie drinks! GIRL POWER.

And I so will not be dead soon. Just a vegetable that wishes I wuz dead. But I promise the world that if I were going to die I'd take a few Radiohead fans with me.

Spice Girls kill All Saints. Geri's old tits beat both the Appleton sisters combined. PLUS Geri begging George Michael to be the gay father to her baby is sooo much cooler than the Appletons screwing the Gallagher brothers. Or maybe they just screwed Liam. I'M NOT SURE. And I have not seen the Dave Stewart-directed All Saints movie but it is totally unpossible that it's better than Spice World. Did you know Gary Glitter had a cameo in Spice World but they cut it cuz of that whole kiddie porn thing? They really should release a director's cut DVD. I'm tired of waiting.

BUT. B*Witched better than the Spice Girls...I can dig that. I don't agree with it, but B*Witched were cool enough. Especially the twin with the scar across her nose. Do you think their parents did that so they could tell the two apart? They had the best sound ever - CELTIC HIP HOP POP. But their song in DOAXVB suxxx. I really should buy their album someday.

The only girl group who truly give the Spice Girls a run for their money are Girls Aloud. Have you heard the album? It's tops. It's got guitars! And not just normal guitars...SURF GUITARS. With girls singing over them! And they sing about flipping the bird and being horny and OHH they don't need no good advice, thank you very much, they're already wasted! They don't have as much personality as the Spice Girls, but they're still highly amusing. Did you know Cheryl's most embarrassing moment is the time her head got stuck in a train door? And Nicola's is "the time I went camping with my boyfriend." No more info is given. What do you think could've happened?! I think about it every day. If the embarrassing moments column in Seventeen is any indication there's a very high chance it has something to do with menstruation. If any of you live in the U.K. and want to send me a legit copy of the album as a present I'll give you kisses.

http://www.reaction2blood.com/images/girlsaloud.jpg

(I can't find the picture of Nicola with stuff written on the ass of her panties, so here's a group shot. BEST BAND ON EARTH.)

I think we should all go see FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY in two weeks. And we can watch a pirated copy of the S CLUB 7 movie afterwards. C'mon. Y'know you want to.

I'll tell you what I want.

What I really, really want.

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Originally posted by Dolemite
:lol: Cool, I'll be over with the keg and a bottle of J.D. :D

(Oh, and I'm not really black, it's just the dude in my avatar. But don't tell anyone, okay? ;) )

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HONKEY!!!! :D

There's no way Dolemite is black. No black guy would mention he's black that many times.

You know, I despise the Spice Girls - I kid you not. And yet, this is still the best thread I've read all day. Maybe it's because of the overflowing happiness (and Shakey's failed attempts to burst the bubble by trying to be 'cool-internet-bitch-goddess'). Or maybe, just maybe, it's because of this:

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Originally posted by burgundy
I'll tell you what I want.

What I really, really want.

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I cannot stop laughing. :D

Oh my god, Rummy, those chicks look awesome. That blonde chick with the psuedo mohawk is adorable.
Give this man a cigar! he knows his girl bands.

Me and Mairu watched Spice World a last night. For pure cheese and self indulgence it has stood the test of time.

New sig!

I wanted to rent Spice World tonight but I have a $25 fine at Blockbuster. ;_;

What in the hell did you keep for so long?

$25 in late fees? What was it? LAST TANGO IN PARIS? NIGHT EYES 3? FAKIN' DA FUNK? (Ru-fi-oooo!) You should buy SPICE WORLD rather than rent it. Be like me - I have 2 copies!

Victoria totally steals the movie. Surprised the hell outta me, cuz I found her awfully boring up until them. Y'know that thing she does with the wink and the finger? It's the coolest. I'd steal it, but I don't know if it would be quite as ace coming from a big diseased pale hairy guy. Or would it be even better? In the official Spice Girls book (or maybe it was on the website) she listed her biggest regret as "not getting breast implants before I got famous." I held this against her for the longest time. I mean, fake tits? BAH! But then I saw them. And they were very...not nice. The floopiest boobs you've ever seen. I swear you could wrap them around your finger at least five times. Maybe more. Of course her new boobjob ain't much better, but that may have something to do with her becoming Skeletal Spice. Eat a sandwich, Posh! Brooklyn and Romeo need a healthy mommy!

I am so talking to myself. Did anyone ever take the "Which Spice Girl Are YOU?" personality test they had on the official website like 6 years ago? I'm a Geri. 2 hott 4 u, baybee.

I do deserve a cigar. I am a pop king. Listen to me and you will live a happy life. You are on the interweb. It has many powers. Use these powers to find "Sound of the Underground" or "No Good Advice" by Girls Aloud. Put them on loop for, say, twenty minutes. If you are not giddy as a mother by the time it's over, well, you're hopeless. Go break a Moby CD in half and use it to slit your wrists. If at first you don't succeed keep trying. The skin should break eventually.

Did you know back in the day Sarah (the blondie Aloud) was known as "Strike" - a nickname she earned thanks to her willingness to suck off all the fellas down at the local bowling alley? I read it in a gossip newsletter - it must be true! So that makes Sarah pretty cool, but she still can't hold a candle to Nicola.

http://www.reaction2blood.com/images/gingerbitch.jpg

I love girls who can't spell. On the official website she lists her favorite movie as "Armagedan". Michael Bay is bad, but spelling the titles of his films wrong is good!

Cheryl (the one sticking out her tongue who isn't blonde) allegedly beat up a bathroom attendant. I just found this out today! They had her up on hate crime charges...I don't believe it for a second! She says the fellas don't chat her up. Can you imagine? I know how you feel, Cheryl. My good looks intimidate everyone, too.

TNL is 100,000x cooler thanks to this thread.

Wheee! Sig quotes make Burg happy!

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$25 in late fees? What was it? LAST TANGO IN PARIS? NIGHT EYES 3? FAKIN' DA FUNK? (Ru-fi-oooo!) You should buy SPICE WORLD rather than rent it. Be like me - I have 2 copies!

Victoria totally steals the movie. Surprised the hell outta me, cuz I found her awfully boring up until them. Y'know that thing she does with the wink and the finger? It's the coolest. I'd steal it, but I don't know if it would be quite as ace coming from a big diseased pale hairy guy. Or would it be even better? In the official Spice Girls book (or maybe it was on the website) she listed her biggest regret as "not getting breast implants before I got famous." I held this against her for the longest time. I mean, fake tits? BAH! But then I saw them. And they were very...not nice. The floopiest boobs you've ever seen. I swear you could wrap them around your finger at least five times. Maybe more. Of course her new boobjob ain't much better, but that may have something to do with her becoming Skeletal Spice. Eat a sandwich, Posh! Brooklyn and Romeo need a healthy mommy!

I am so talking to myself. Did anyone ever take the "Which Spice Girl Are YOU?" personality test they had on the official website like 6 years ago? I'm a Geri. 2 hott 4 u, baybee.

I do deserve a cigar. I am a pop king. Listen to me and you will live a happy life. You are on the interweb. It has many powers. Use these powers to find "Sound of the Underground" or "No Good Advice" by Girls Aloud. Put them on loop for, say, twenty minutes. If you are not giddy as a mother by the time it's over, well, you're hopeless. Go break a Moby CD in half and use it to slit your wrists. If at first you don't succeed keep trying. The skin should break eventually.

Did you know back in the day Sarah (the blondie Aloud) was known as "Strike" - a nickname she earned thanks to her willingness to suck off all the fellas down at the local bowling alley? I read it in a gossip newsletter - it must be true! So that makes Sarah pretty cool, but she still can't hold a candle to Nicola.

http://www.reaction2blood.com/images/gingerbitch.jpg

I love girls who can't spell. On the official website she lists her favorite movie as "Armagedan". Michael Bay is bad, but spelling the titles of his films wrong is good!

Cheryl (the one sticking out her tongue who isn't blonde) allegedly beat up a bathroom attendant. I just found this out today! They had her up on hate crime charges...I don't believe it for a second! She says the fellas don't chat her up. Can you imagine? I know how you feel, Cheryl. My good looks intimidate everyone, too.

TNL is 100,000x cooler thanks to this thread.

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#1. you are the coolest poster to EVER grace TNL.
#2. you know lots of neat things!
#3. I kept the GI Joe movie out for 3 weeks =/
#4. I got Geri too on the quiz, but I think I'm more like Baby now.
#5. Victoria was really awesome in the movie, which is why i love thw quote "AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOM!!!!!" That part just had me cracking up.
#6. I had the Spice Girls official book too! I don't know where it went tho ;_;
#7. If those punk chicks are as good as they look, I'm buying a CD.
#8. If I can find them, I will buy you one too.

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Originally posted by Dolemite
I wonder how long until Satsuki gets drunk on those margaritas and Andy, Strider and rummy gangbang her.

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Video tape that shit... I'm sure TNL would host it.

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And I so will not be dead soon. Just a vegetable that wishes I wuz dead. But I promise the world that if I were going to die I'd take a few Radiohead fans with me.

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I GET IT PZY IS MULTIPLE PEOPLE HAW HAW.

This thread is still making my head explode from world-collision, though.

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Originally posted by burgundy
There's no way Dolemite is black. No black guy would mention he's black that many times.

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Of course not! I thought it was pretty obvious that I'm a honkey. Besides, I don't see all the white people here running around going, "HEY! I'M WHITE!! WHITE PERSON HERE!!" :)

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Video tape that shit... I'm sure TNL would host it.

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They damn well better...just to see that triple facial money shot. *splat*

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Originally posted by Satsuki
#3. I kept the GI Joe movie out for 3 weeks =/

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3 weeks? But that movie was shit. Cobra Commander turning into a snake? Destro singing, "Co-bra-la-la-la-la-la-la!"...? No fucking way.

Naw, it was one of my fav movies of all time. I don't know why I didn't just buy it, but I am usually really lazy. And poor. COBRA LALALALALALALALALALALA!
I could watch that movie every day for the rest of my life. I can understand why people wouldn't like it, but it's just too damn funny not to like.

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Satsuki:

#3. I kept the GI Joe movie out for 3 weeks =/

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I went to the library to return some overdue books so I could register for summer classes a couple of weks ago. I knew they were overdue, so I asked how much the fine was.

She said: "$10.00."

I looked at her for a second, then said "Jesus Christ how long did I have those for?"

She gave me a funny look.


I didn't even think it was possible to rack up a $10.00 fine in a library.

Lei Fang has started to change bathing suits more often then Mariah Carey on an episode of MTV Cribs.

If only you could buy the girls ritilin!

Mariah Carey Cribs was tops. She had the best house that didn't belong to the Cash Money Millionaires. Yeah, they had the typical boring ass all white crib, but didn't they have a big ass hot tub in the middle of the living room? You go, Birdman.

And don't you just want to kill those bitches when they throw your gifts in the trash? If only you could use that uzi! I hate Tina! And that blonde one...the froggie! God, she's such a boring ass prude. So of course she's an Aquarius like me. I'm gonna punch Itagakakai for that. We're not boring, man! Lookit Alice Cooper! And Yoko! And Bobby Brown!

Ugh. Now I want to play this game!

Satsuki!@# -

#1. I am not the coolest poster to ever grace TNL. Opa is. Or maybe Morphix.

#3. I once ran up $30 in late fees on the Tom Hanks anti-D&D classic MAZES & MONSTERS. It was worth it. But the time my sister kept out GLITTER for 2 weeks and I ended up paying the late fees? That wasn't worth it. It was on TV every day that week!!

#5. Now I am trying to remember what else the guy who played the manager did, and I can't remember! And the IMDB is not helping! It's a shame his career hasn't taken off like Alan Cumming's has. Whatta man. Boris, Spice World guy, Nightcrawler...AND HIS LAST NAME IS CUMMING. Too cool. My ex-girlfriend's mother was supposedly friends with him, but we didn't get along well so I never got to hear any dirt. Sob.

#8. Buy me a Cleopatra CD, too. They were fun!

(Seeing a Pzy joke outside of 8BOP creeps me out.)

Wow, you hate Tina and Helena too. I KNEW there were guys out there who were cool that don't like dumb blonde uglies.
I'm sorry your sister kept Glitter out for so long :(
That manager dude rocked.
and when I find a CD, i'll but two!

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Originally posted by cigsthecat
I went to the library to return some overdue books so I could register for summer classes a couple of weks ago. I knew they were overdue, so I asked how much the fine was.

She said: "$10.00."

I looked at her for a second, then said "Jesus Christ how long did I have those for?"

She gave me a funny look.


I didn't even think it was possible to rack up a $10.00 fine in a library.

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I once racked up $53.26.
I never paid it. I haven't been to the library in years. ;_;

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Originally posted by rummy
Shut up about girlie drinks! GIRL POWER.

And I so will not be dead soon. Just a vegetable that wishes I wuz dead. But I promise the world that if I were going to die I'd take a few Radiohead fans with me.

Spice Girls kill All Saints. Geri's old tits beat both the Appleton sisters combined. PLUS Geri begging George Michael to be the gay father to her baby is sooo much cooler than the Appletons screwing the Gallagher brothers. Or maybe they just screwed Liam. I'M NOT SURE. And I have not seen the Dave Stewart-directed All Saints movie but it is totally unpossible that it's better than Spice World. Did you know Gary Glitter had a cameo in Spice World but they cut it cuz of that whole kiddie porn thing? They really should release a director's cut DVD. I'm tired of waiting.

BUT. B*Witched better than the Spice Girls...I can dig that. I don't agree with it, but B*Witched were cool enough. Especially the twin with the scar across her nose. Do you think their parents did that so they could tell the two apart? They had the best sound ever - CELTIC HIP HOP POP. But their song in DOAXVB suxxx. I really should buy their album someday.

The only girl group who truly give the Spice Girls a run for their money are Girls Aloud. Have you heard the album? It's tops. It's got guitars! And not just normal guitars...SURF GUITARS. With girls singing over them! And they sing about flipping the bird and being horny and OHH they don't need no good advice, thank you very much, they're already wasted! They don't have as much personality as the Spice Girls, but they're still highly amusing. Did you know Cheryl's most embarrassing moment is the time her head got stuck in a train door? And Nicola's is "the time I went camping with my boyfriend." No more info is given. What do you think could've happened?! I think about it every day. If the embarrassing moments column in Seventeen is any indication there's a very high chance it has something to do with menstruation. If any of you live in the U.K. and want to send me a legit copy of the album as a present I'll give you kisses.

http://www.reaction2blood.com/images/girlsaloud.jpg

(I can't find the picture of Nicola with stuff written on the ass of her panties, so here's a group shot. BEST BAND ON EARTH.)

I think we should all go see FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY in two weeks. And we can watch a pirated copy of the S CLUB 7 movie afterwards. C'mon. Y'know you want to.

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haha, best post I have seen in quite some time. I wished I could have been involved in this conversation when it was fresh and happening, much like the new S Club 7 juniors. I just know that they need an older brother type band leader who gets them into wacky situations on a tv show and who also just happens to have a shaved head and a penchant for long tirades against the government and commies. It is so going to happen some day for me, I will get darrin from darrin's dance grooves to choreograph all my steps. Someone is going to need to protect these gullible british kids and teach them all about the fantastic world of guns. DOWN WITH GERI, UP WITH POSH!@#

As for the spice girls, Posh owns you rummy and you know it. I am deeply disappointed that you failed to mention Gary Glitter and his failed appearance on Spice World. And why hasn't anyone mentioned playing Spice Girls in the background while enjoying a friendly session of dodonpachi? It is the tops man, the tops.

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Originally posted by Shakey
Wow. I don't care if anyone else on this board walks on eggshells around you because you've got tits, you're officially a moron.

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Your pizza sucks Shakey.

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Originally posted by Remy
Damnit, Rip, stop making my two cliques of online friends overlap.

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What are you doing here anyway remy?!@#? Maybe you can start arguing with rezo and almaci too now.

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Originally posted by rummy
Mariah Carey Cribs was tops. She had the best house that didn't belong to the Cash Money Millionaires. Yeah, they had the typical boring ass all white crib, but didn't they have a big ass hot tub in the middle of the living room? You go, Birdman.

And don't you just want to kill those bitches when they throw your gifts in the trash? If only you could use that uzi! I hate Tina! And that blonde one...the froggie! God, she's such a boring ass prude. So of course she's an Aquarius like me. I'm gonna punch Itagakakai for that. We're not boring, man! Lookit Alice Cooper! And Yoko! And Bobby Brown!

Ugh. Now I want to play this game!

Satsuki!@# -

#1. I am not the coolest poster to ever grace TNL. Opa is. Or maybe Morphix.

#3. I once ran up $30 in late fees on the Tom Hanks anti-D&D classic MAZES & MONSTERS. It was worth it. But the time my sister kept out GLITTER for 2 weeks and I ended up paying the late fees? That wasn't worth it. It was on TV every day that week!!

#5. Now I am trying to remember what else the guy who played the manager did, and I can't remember! And the IMDB is not helping! It's a shame his career hasn't taken off like Alan Cumming's has. Whatta man. Boris, Spice World guy, Nightcrawler...AND HIS LAST NAME IS CUMMING. Too cool. My ex-girlfriend's mother was supposedly friends with him, but we didn't get along well so I never got to hear any dirt. Sob.

#8. Buy me a Cleopatra CD, too. They were fun!

(Seeing a Pzy joke outside of 8BOP creeps me out.)

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Mariah is just a bit too slutty for me, you see that little penthouse cribs episode where she changed outfits 4-5 times and then posed for the camera in barely hanging on outfits? I liked her better when she felt the emotional need to date and marry ugly italian producers instead of taking a ride on the hollywood mantrain.

How many times have you seen Mazes and Monsters though?!@? I just saw it again last month, BEAT THAT!@# Nothing can top Rufio in Hook though, "LOOKEY LOOKEY, I GOT A HOOKEY", "RUF-I-OOOOOOOOOO".

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Originally posted by rummy
Did you know Gary Glitter had a cameo in Spice World but they cut it cuz of that whole kiddie porn thing? They really should release a director's cut DVD. I'm tired of waiting.

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I MENTIONED IT, SIR TEENWOLF. Stop stroking it to BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY and pay attention to meeee!

Geri can't get much more down. Did you see that All American Girls show? And did you hear how Posh said it's Geri's fault that she's now Skeletal Spice? And when Scary said that Geri's really like 39?! I so believe that. Geri's doin' bad. But Mel C's probably got it worse.

I listen to Hawkwind when I play Dodonpachi.

Tommy Mattola hates the blacks, and Mariah loves them, so it's no wonder they're no longer together. She should align with Jacko and together they can slay that evil beast.

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How many times have you seen Mazes and Monsters though?!@? I just saw it again last month, BEAT THAT!@#

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I haven't seen it since, like, 1997. BUT I own it on tape! SO I AM A KING. Have any of those "funny" interweb sites I don't read reviewed it yet? Cuz I think the world needs more M&M luvv.

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She should align with Jacko and together they can slay that evil beast.

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well then,

ITS TIME TO SLAY THE DRAGON

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Originally posted by rummy
Have any of those "funny" interweb sites I don't read reviewed it yet? Cuz I think the world needs more M&M luvv.

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Don't make me blurt out the name of a certain site that should have done an in depth review of Mazes and Monsters but hasn't. The same site that has yet to post anything new including new reviews on the Apollo Kids for weeks and weeks.

Don't make me unleash your george michael shame.

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Originally posted by japtor
ITS TIME TO SLAY THE DRAGON

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WE GOT TWELVE OF THE TEAM ONLINE!

http://www.fiese-scheitel.de/fiese-s...ge-michael.jpg
George Michael says "Let's do this!"

Oh believe me, I will.