Craziest thing you have done?

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Originally posted by 88mph
Oh... were including drug stories?

Did over 200 hits of acid in less than a year.

Did lines of coke off a 16 year old girls boobers. :)

Smoked trees in Mr. Butts guitar class every day for an entire school year.

Chugged a Snapple bottle of 181 rum and then threw up all over the Baltimore Aquarium, and had to be taken to the hospital. Blood Alchol was way over the point of death. Apparently I'm immortal.

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Jesus, I feel like a lightweight, but here goes:

Snorted two lines of H, went out to bars until 5AM (and didn't drink) and then consistently puked until a little after 7AM. Never touched the stuff again and never will.

Smoked pinners of 'Shock' (bud mixed with embalming fluid) at Wrigley Field with a buddy.

Passed around a blunt with two friends as we walked around on North Ave. Beach. on a Saturday afternoon.

Sat front row during Econ lecture, baked off my ass while wearing a black t-shirt with the phrase "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck" emblazoned on front in white lettering. Class participation was a bitch that day.

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Originally posted by Roufuss
Winner. It reminds me of the time I was in a meeting, and this woman had the NERVE to correct me, so I angrily grabbed her, yelled at her, threw her down, and tossed a stapler at her head.

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Don't tell me that bitch tried to tell a man if the figures were accurate or not again. She had it coming.

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Originally posted by 88mph
Took a shit out the window of a car going 130 miles per hour.

Got arrested for vandalism, arson, and tresspassing when a group of friends and I broke into a Sanatarium.

Walked home from work through the ghettos of Baltimore MD at 3am many times.

Shot bottle rockets out of my mouth.

If I can think of any more, I'll let you know.
I'm sure there are some good ones I'm forgetting... I was really fucking stupid in High School.



Oh... were including drug stories?

Did over 200 hits of acid in less than a year.

Did lines of coke off a 16 year old girls boobers. :)

Smoked trees in Mr. Butts guitar class every day for an entire school year.

Chugged a Snapple bottle of 181 rum and then threw up all over the Baltimore Aquarium, and had to be taken to the hospital. Blood Alchol was way over the point of death. Apparently I'm immortal.

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Some day, years from now, an innocent little child will be looking at the internet archive, and will find this post by his father.


I myself, however, have not done anything "crazy" per say. Just stupid things, like shooting a potato gun at a bee house (snap-boom-bang-buzz-"run!"); hiding out in porta-potties, dressed as Darth Vader, sitting on the pot and not locking the door, waiting for unsuspecting victims to enter; dressing as a D&D nerd at a music festival, going from camp to camp asking for the "Light of Ark'nath". That's really about it. Nothing amazing.

A few years back, I shaved my chest hair into the pattern that Zangief and Blanka have to prove my love of SF.

I also did lots of things I am ahamed of:


- Dec. 27th, 2000: I was attacked in a parking lot by three jackass teens. Instead of running away like anyone with a brain, I decided to fight it because my ego needed to be fed. When the police got there, I was the one who got arrested because they were the only ones visibly hurt. Having a police record sucks.

- May 14 2002: I made a $50 bet with my best friend that he couldn't knock me out with one punch. He put on boxing gloves and punched me as hard as he could across my face. I woke up nearly ten minutes later, before the ambulance arrived. My friend refused to take his $50, and my neck will never be the same...

-Chasing tornadoes. Would be much easier if I could remember to replace my windshield wipers.

-As a teenager I broke into quite a few places: schools, stores, and a sanatarium (is there a abandoned one in every town?). Never stole anything, I mainly considered it exploring and a rush.

-MTV was holding a design contest for Korn's Issues album. One idea I had was setting a globe on fire and getting some photos of it to be photoshopped. Took the globe to a abandoned brewery (didn't want anyone to see this and think I was a pyro) and lit it up. The wind carried the flame to wooden barrel a few feet away and there was a bit of panic as I contained the fire. Worst part was the globe was from the 1940's and the fumes from the burning metal and material produced gave me a headache for days.

-My store's greenhouse had a huge problem with people stealing lawn ornaments and equipment at night. My manager was a ass and said ignore it but it ticked me off. So for 10 days I would sit in the middle of lot with little sleep and wait for theives. Caught one guy trying to load a $200 bronze stove into his pick-up. I chased him into some nearby woods with a baseball bat before returning to his truck and grabbing the keys.

-Most recently, ditching work for a hour to climb on top of the roof and enjoy the company of a co-worker. :)

*-neo

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Originally posted by OmniGear
I find it funny that you referred to him as "Mr. Butts" here, as if we know him or something. :p

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You should. He was BB King's drummer, and one of the original Pips.

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Originally posted by OmniGear
There's nothing wrong with drinking alot, but don't be stupid about it.

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Dude... I was 16. I didn't know shit about anything.

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Originally posted by Rich
That's fucking cool, when did that happen?

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Um... 98 or 99 I think.

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Originally posted by TheGooch
black t-shirt with the phrase "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck" emblazoned on front in white lettering.

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I want that shirt.

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Originally posted by youandwhosearmy
I am proud of you.

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Thanks. :)

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Driving my car around without insurance when was in high school

The mushroom thing, which is in the drug thread buried somewhere

I guess I should add, during a fight we had almost a year ago I kicked the other dude square in the head while he was on the ground for sucker punching me, while he was trying to reach for a bowling pin (don't ask) to use as a weapon, big mistake.

I could have killed him. But I was truly crazy at that point.

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Originally posted by FuryFox
I find myself rapidly losing any sort of respect I had for most of you.

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I find myself rapidly losing any sort of respect I had for most of you.

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To judge and ignore someone on their past mistakes, is to miss out on what makes anything interesting in this life.

People fuck up, some people continue to fuck up throughout life, but you give people chances so they always have a reason not to fuck up.

The brightest lights are allowed to be dim folks.

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Originally posted by youandwhosearmy
To judge and ignore someone on their past mistakes, is to miss out on what makes anything interesting in this life.

People fuck up, some people continue to fuck up throughout life, but you give people chances so they always have a reason not to fuck up.

The brightest lights are allowed to be dim folks.

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I've done plenty of stupid fucked up shit myself and I didn't judge anyone. I should have added a :p or something to my prior post.