Coffee makes my farts smell really bad for some reason.
And marshmellows in cereal give me horrible gas.
I just thought I'd share that with everyone. A hoy hoy!
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Coffee makes my farts smell really bad for some reason.
And marshmellows in cereal give me horrible gas.
I just thought I'd share that with everyone. A hoy hoy!
Is it run by Mariott?Quote:
Originally posted by SearchManX
...or try my college dining hall.
WTF just happened here?
From McDonalds to the shits in one fell swoop.:wtf:
Where's Aurora?
Well, I took you off ignore for a bit. Looks like your sig has actually gotten worse.
I didn't think it was possible.
Back on ignore you go!
I hope you stay the fuck away from Lucky Charms when you have your morning coffee. Good lord, you'd kill people. Or they would kill you. Hmm...Quote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
Coffee makes my farts smell really bad for some reason.
And marshmellows in cereal give me horrible gas.
I just thought I'd share that with everyone. A hoy hoy!
One of my best friends got me insanely hot salsa for Christmas about 5 years ago. Im looking at the jar right now...it's called Dave's Gourmet Insanity Salsa and it's made from Habenero peppers. I just barely dipped the corner of my chips in it and after about 10 minutes my mouth felt like the center of the sun, I was sweating, my eyes were watering and my nose was running. But that was nothing, and I mean NOTHING compared to the agony of that stuff coming back out the next day. It felt like someone had piped the fires of Hell directly into my asshole. Not fun.
Wow, this is the best thread ever...
We had some Dave's Insanity sauce at the house in Baltimore.
One day we made nachos, using half the bottle. Fools!
The house smelled like the creeping death the next day.
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rumpy
I hope you stay the fuck away from Lucky Charms when you have your morning coffee. Good lord, you'd kill people. Or they would kill you. Hmm...
Funny that you say that, because I enjoy both of those things in the morning.
I do my best to keep my bodily functions to a minimum, though. ;)