I just ate six double cheeseburgers from McDonalds. :wtf:
I think I'm going to die.
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I just ate six double cheeseburgers from McDonalds. :wtf:
I think I'm going to die.
Damn...I never knew there was a drug that makes you crave tons of horrible tasting food. :p
That reminds me of the time i was soo drunk i kept eating a REALLY HOT pizza un carefully, the roof of my mouth was burnt bad for a week or soo.
http://www.boomspeed.com/jnyace13/stfunewbie.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by 88mph
I just ate six double cheeseburgers from McDonalds. :wtf:
I think I'm going to die.
I know what you mean man. I'm still regreting the 7 breakfast burritos I scarfed down at UDF one morning after a nice W'nB
God, it would take drugs for me to eat anything from McDonalds.
Except for the breakfast food... that's not too bad...
I don't understand. Did some sort of drug alter your perception into thinking that eating that was a good idea, or was eating that the "drug" itself?
Cmon. Drugs make the careers of many rich and famous people. Just think how crappy professional sports would be without steroids, how unfunny most comedians would be without coke, how chunky models would be without heroin, and how lame music would be without alcohol/LSD/everything. Just ask President Bush on the positive aspects of doing tons of coke.
Yeah cus runny eggs are my favorite. Seriously though most of their breakfast menu is shipped to them ready made and they just nuke it. That includes the scrambled eggs (from a carton) and even the pancakes.Quote:
Originally posted by Mr-K
God, it would take drugs for me to eat anything from McDonalds.
Except for the breakfast food... that's not too bad...
It tastes good though. Better than their aweful chicken nuggets and hamburgers.
I think eating that was the drug itself.Quote:
Originally posted by FuryFox
I don't understand. Did some sort of drug alter your perception into thinking that eating that was a good idea, or was eating that the "drug" itself?
I think it's a satirical take on the fact that half the drugs out there are no worse than the shit that people put into their bodies on a regular basis.
Well done, 88!
PS: McDonalds is like the worst fast food chain out there. It's like they got really popular and decided to stop making good food.
Lol.
I remember the college days of mass weed and 12 cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Can't say I miss them, I got up to 165 and got tubby.
88 owned us all!!1!11010011OMGWTFQuote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
I think eating that was the drug itself.
I think it's a satirical take on the fact that half the drugs out there are no worse than the shit that people put into their bodies on a regular basis.
Well done, 88!
Not really...
Yes he did, now get into FC and entertain me damnit!Quote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
Not really...
What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger.Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
I just ate six double cheeseburgers from McDonalds. :wtf:
I think I'm going to die.
Unless it's some shit from McDonalds, then you're fucked.
I'm rockin' 170 right now.Quote:
Originally posted by MVS
I got up to 165 and got tubby.
I totally need to start lifting weights again... should probably stop drinking my weight in beer every day too.
Egg McMuffins have the same effect on me as Ex Lax. I found that out one grey sunday morning... It felt like flames fired from me, Batmobile-style. It was a frightening sight. :chick:
McDonalds shits are only eclipsed by the Fast Pizza shits.
Fortunatly for you these shits are exclusive to Baltimore.
:confused: :blank: :walks out of thread permanently:Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
McDonalds shits are only eclipsed by the Fast Pizza shits.
Fortunatly for you these shits are exclusive to Baltimore.
Note to everyone: Food makes you shit.
End of story.
I was going to post that the new McGriddles are damn tasty but now I don't want to.
ShineAqua, don't slow down. I'm right behind you.
James
Lightweight pussy. :chick:Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
I'm rockin' 170 right now.
I totally need to start lifting weights again... should probably stop drinking my weight in beer every day too.
Well I'm not trying to be the heavyweight champ of TNL.Quote:
Originally posted by Critical Overdrive
Lightweight pussy.
Correct. But not all food comes out of your ass as balls of fire.Quote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
Note to everyone: Food makes you shit.
Well I've honestly never had that problem with any food. Even the fabled Taco Bell.
Maybe I'm just lucky.
Try eating at Fast for an entire day... your asshole will shriek in agony.
Are you going to file a lawsuit?
I've never had Fast, but I do know true pain in that area. Whatever you never swallow a chili pepper whole. AS you know it has fiber so it can't be digested. I'll just say it feels no better on its way out then it does on its way in. Just a word of the wise.Quote:
Try eating at Fast for an entire day... your asshole will shriek in agony.
Think of it as your body telling you
"GET THIS OUT OF ME NOW!"
I don't eat healthy in the least, i'm probably the worst eater out there, but even I don't eat at McDonald's.
The shit you take after you eat something is obviously not what you just ate.Quote:
Originally posted by Wildkat
Think of it as your body telling you
"GET THIS OUT OF ME NOW!"
The fact that you take a shit after you eat something has just as much to do with what you ate as the the simple fact that you just ate something. It's simple biology, man.
But yeah, sometimes you can get those diarrhea type shits, or some other type of not-so-pleasant fecal discharge. Don't commit the crime if you can't do the time! :p
Thai food... good lord, it's like you need asbestos toilet paper.
i usually eat fast food (mainly mcdonald's) once every two weeks. i think the big mac is the best franchise burger ever. i eat healthy, so every week or two, i give myself a cheat day and scarf down a big mac.
fast food in general is bad for you, but if you're more selective about what you're getting, it's not too bad. go for all the grilled chicken and the only thing that you have to worry about is the sodium (ok, well the quality of meat ain't the best, but still...).
Baltimore Maryland. Corner of S. Poppleton and Washington Blvd.Quote:
Originally posted by DarkCrow676
I've never had Fast...
It will change your life.
Wow, a whole 165? You fatass. :bang:Quote:
Originally posted by MVS
Lol.
I remember the college days of mass weed and 12 cheeseburgers from McDonald's. Can't say I miss them, I got up to 165 and got tubby.
Well, I was 150 when I graduated HS, so 15 pounds of lard on my belly qualifies as fat.
I was 158 coming out of highschool. 165 is a distant speck in my rearview mirror now. Arby's and Taco Bell teamed up to bring me all the way to 215, but then Subway the the regular supermarket brought me back to 182. Looks like that's where I'm staying. :)
I'll be sure to go next time I visit my dad. I'm sure it can't be the worst, and trust me, I've had bad.Quote:
Baltimore Maryland. Corner of S. Poppleton and Washington Blvd.
...or in liquid formQuote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Correct. But not all food comes out of your ass as balls of fire.
Peanut Butter comes back out as liquid. That motherfucker flies out like greased lightning. I learned that the hard way when I was little and liked Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. It was that or government cheese, and I would be god damned if I would eat another GC sandwich back then.
...or try my college dining hall. I'm so glad I canceled my meal plan. I don't know what they put in there but everytime my roommate comes back from dinner, he runs to the bathroom. The worst is the streak marks the people who live in the next room leave in the toilet... ugh... next year we're getting our own bathroom...Quote:
Originally posted by 88mph
Try eating at Fast for an entire day... your asshole will shriek in agony.
Coffee makes my farts smell really bad for some reason.
And marshmellows in cereal give me horrible gas.
I just thought I'd share that with everyone. A hoy hoy!
Is it run by Mariott?Quote:
Originally posted by SearchManX
...or try my college dining hall.
WTF just happened here?
From McDonalds to the shits in one fell swoop.:wtf:
Where's Aurora?
Well, I took you off ignore for a bit. Looks like your sig has actually gotten worse.
I didn't think it was possible.
Back on ignore you go!
I hope you stay the fuck away from Lucky Charms when you have your morning coffee. Good lord, you'd kill people. Or they would kill you. Hmm...Quote:
Originally posted by OmniGear
Coffee makes my farts smell really bad for some reason.
And marshmellows in cereal give me horrible gas.
I just thought I'd share that with everyone. A hoy hoy!
One of my best friends got me insanely hot salsa for Christmas about 5 years ago. Im looking at the jar right now...it's called Dave's Gourmet Insanity Salsa and it's made from Habenero peppers. I just barely dipped the corner of my chips in it and after about 10 minutes my mouth felt like the center of the sun, I was sweating, my eyes were watering and my nose was running. But that was nothing, and I mean NOTHING compared to the agony of that stuff coming back out the next day. It felt like someone had piped the fires of Hell directly into my asshole. Not fun.
Wow, this is the best thread ever...
We had some Dave's Insanity sauce at the house in Baltimore.
One day we made nachos, using half the bottle. Fools!
The house smelled like the creeping death the next day.
:lol:Quote:
Originally posted by Rumpy
I hope you stay the fuck away from Lucky Charms when you have your morning coffee. Good lord, you'd kill people. Or they would kill you. Hmm...
Funny that you say that, because I enjoy both of those things in the morning.
I do my best to keep my bodily functions to a minimum, though. ;)