eBay Requires Peronal Informations!

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Originally sent by some entity I'm sure is eBay
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Update Seller Account
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Update seller account for verifying your identity
Dear ebay member you must update your ebay seller account.
Please login to account by clicking here and provide us your peronal
informations. We have reasons to think there are some problems with
your account. It is posible that these problems may cause your temporaly
account suspension.
Your credit/debit card and bank account information will be placed
on your eBay account in 24 hours. All information is required and is
kept confidential in accordance with eBay's Privacy Policy.
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I'd call it a warning, but if you're dumb enough to fall for this, you should just send me your money instead. For safe keeping.

Almost as hilarious as the Best Buy fraud report I got one day that said someone was trying to use my credit cards to buy shit online, despite the fact I have no credit cards at all... :chick:

There's one for Paypal going arround. How people can be this stupid is beyond me. It took me like three minutes to figure this out while playing Diablo 2 and being inundated with please from Blizzard to give them my Login/Pass.

I hope you spent about two and a half of those minutes sleeping, or something.

Ha. Even better is how girls get those emails telling them they need to enlarge their penises too.

Funny thing is, if they sent enough out, they're going to score with some of them.

I tell you, I'm in the wrong business. Instead of sitting around, being amazed at and mocking the world population's general lack of intelligence, I should be exploiting it for large profits.

But then I wouldn't be able to sleep well at night. Damn my intrinsic morality. I wish I was a jerk. I hear they get all the chicks, too.

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It is posible that these problems may cause your temporaly account suspension.

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one would think that they would spell "possible" and "temporarily" correctly... especially when it is in one sentence.

See? That's why my scheme would be far more lucrative. The difference? Impeccable grammar.

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Originally posted by cigsthecat
Ha. Even better is how girls get those emails telling them they need to enlarge their penises too.

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My tech support mailbox at work gets those plus breast enlargement spam.

And spam for refurbished laser jet toner cartridges.

I get no spam at work, except for the occasional Nigerian scam email.

On the other hand, my Hotmail address and my old main mail address are veritable cesspools of spam. The Hotmail is set where everyone gets treated as spam, and the other uses SpamAssassin. No spam for me, for the most part. :)