Strange IM's

Ever be on AIM or whatever instant messanger you use and have some F'ed up freak IM you and talk some crazy shit? This happens on a very rare occasion to me, and when it does, instead of letting them get to me, I play there own game. I'm in the middle of one right now, so when its done I'll post it, its pretty wierd. If anyone happend to have any saved and wants to share or talk about their own stories go ahead.

Here it is. Kinda interesting.

PICKLEFACEDMAN: :-)
DarkCrow676: nice name
PICKLEFACEDMAN: hi
DarkCrow676: hi
PICKLEFACEDMAN: I AM THE PICKLE FACED MAN
DarkCrow676: so i c
PICKLEFACEDMAN: what do you think of the fact that my arms are completely covered in jungle rhyth,
DarkCrow676: hmmmm............dont really care
PICKLEFACEDMAN: :-(
DarkCrow676: so who is this?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: my eyes are made of gelatin
DarkCrow676: ok....interesting
PICKLEFACEDMAN: why did you im me
DarkCrow676: becuase i like pickes
DarkCrow676: but actualy i think you imed me first
PICKLEFACEDMAN: =D
DarkCrow676: .....
PICKLEFACEDMAN: why is your face melting
DarkCrow676: because i like to put scalding tea onit
PICKLEFACEDMAN: my hair is made of wax
DarkCrow676: that sucks, i guess if you get to close to a fire it would just melt off
DarkCrow676: so who is this again?
DarkCrow676: ......
DarkCrow676: .......
PICKLEFACEDMAN: .....
PICKLEFACEDMAN: please stop shouting at me
DarkCrow676: WHO ARE YOU PICKLEDFACEDMAN
PICKLEFACEDMAN: you just answered your own question
DarkCrow676: what is your true identity
DarkCrow676: i must know
PICKLEFACEDMAN: well why don't we ask....him? *slowly looks over to the corner of the room, where a pale figure sits naked, shivering, with his arms on his knees and his face buried in his hands"
DarkCrow676: and what does he say?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: you tell me
DarkCrow676: i dont know im not there
PICKLEFACEDMAN: neither am i
DarkCrow676: what is the true identity of picklefacedman?
DarkCrow676: the suspense is killing me
PICKLEFACEDMAN: who?
DarkCrow676: wha?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: O HAMFN asjtk
DarkCrow676: wha?
DarkCrow676: who?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: :-[
DarkCrow676: huh?
DarkCrow676: say wha?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: the melon men stalk me in the shadows
DarkCrow676: you to?
DarkCrow676: wow small world
PICKLEFACEDMAN: unfortunately, yes
PICKLEFACEDMAN: i know too much about their whole conspiracy
DarkCrow676: i bet i know more
PICKLEFACEDMAN: probably
DarkCrow676: im marked for death
DarkCrow676: twice
PICKLEFACEDMAN: im marked with a magic marker all over my body
PICKLEFACEDMAN: every morning when i wake up i am glued to the ceiling
DarkCrow676: sucks for you
PICKLEFACEDMAN: :-( :-( :-(
DarkCrow676: that would be a rude awakening
PICKLEFACEDMAN: i agree ROFL LO LFORLFL
DarkCrow676: wha?
DarkCrow676: huh?
DarkCrow676: who?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: ?1!!?????!?!?!????
DarkCrow676: wha?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
DarkCrow676: say who?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: please help
PICKLEFACEDMAN: i cant find my face
DarkCrow676: check your ass
DarkCrow676: thats where i find mine
PICKLEFACEDMAN: 8D
DarkCrow676: did you find it
PICKLEFACEDMAN: no
DarkCrow676: you can find some pretty good stuff up there
DarkCrow676: like one time i found a bowling pin
DarkCrow676: i think knomes like to bowl in me arse
PICKLEFACEDMAN: gnomes you mean
DarkCrow676: those to
PICKLEFACEDMAN: the mustard goblin speaks to me in tongues i cant understand
DarkCrow676: you novice, i can understand all forms of mustard goblin words
PICKLEFACEDMAN: :-(
DarkCrow676: you ever have voices in your head telling you to cut off your genitals and fry them on a stick?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: nope, but my genitals tell me to cut off my head and fry it on a stick
DarkCrow676: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
PICKLEFACEDMAN: :-(
DarkCrow676: my genitals tell me to wash them in someones kitchen sinky
PICKLEFACEDMAN: 20 seconds left in this ebay auction, and its been a fierce bidding war. i think i may have won
PICKLEFACEDMAN: 9 seconds!!
DarkCrow676: what are you bidding for, an atomic death ray?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: AND I EMERGE VICTORIOUS
PICKLEFACEDMAN: HAHAHA
PICKLEFACEDMAN: my legs are made of rubber
DarkCrow676: WOW!!!!!!!!!
DarkCrow676: HOLY SHI!T

DarkCrow676: GOOG GOD
DarkCrow676: MOTHER FUCKER

PICKLEFACEDMAN: SDLsaskjt
DarkCrow676: uh wha?
DarkCrow676: flubber?
DarkCrow676: what did you win? a shiny butt plug/dildo combo?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: ah so you were the bidder i was warring with i see
DarkCrow676: ah so youve figured me out eh?
PICKLEFACEDMAN: :D

I suspect that's Doug Branches.

Well, kidding. But that's his style... :lol:

Convos

I'm too lazy to ever actually update.

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Originally Posted by Doug Branches

PICKLEFACEDMAN: what do you think of the fact that my arms are completely covered in jungle rhyth,

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:lol: I would buy a book filled with Doug's genius.

sweetcandyass12321: Hey! Do you want to see sweet teens being fucked everyway imaginable?

lobo2305: Yes.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Lobo

sweetcandyass12321: Hey! Do you want to see sweet teens being fucked everyway imaginable?

lobo2305: Yes.

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They never respond to my IMs... :(

Quote:

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Originally Posted by DarkCrow676

PICKLEFACEDMAN: every morning when i wake up i am glued to the ceiling

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:lol:

Hey, that IS Doug... I have some logs with him too ;).

dougbranches: holy hell i AM the pickle faced man
Sef1roth: kewl
dougbranches: what do you think of that
dougbranches: it is amazing isnt it
dougbranches: just imagine it...my face looks like a fucking pickle, like the color texture all of it wtf
Sef1roth: well, if i had to choose between amazing and stupid.. i guess i'd go with amazing..
dougbranches: hey now
dougbranches: dont act like you don't see those two legless eggplants creeping up behind you
Sef1roth: ok
dougbranches: *does a backflip down the stairs and jumps headfirst into a meat grinder*
Sef1roth: perhaps you have too much time on your hands...

dougbranches: what would you do if you woke up one morning and your face resembles the toxic avengers
Sef1roth: whatever gets ya thru the day, is alright by me..
dougbranches: answer the question
Sef1roth: i'd find a blind chick to fuck
dougbranches: rofl
dougbranches: nice one
dougbranches: assuming you meant it to be a pun
dougbranches: because he does find and fuck a blind chick
Sef1roth: ;)

dougbranches: :D
Sef1roth: okkk
dougbranches: hello
dougbranches: i am melting at this very moment
Sef1roth: why's that?
dougbranches: actually i don't know...it's kind of disturbing me
Sef1roth: oh well...
Sef1roth: good talkin' to ya ;)
dougbranches: lol
dougbranches: why did you ban me
Sef1roth: j/k
Sef1roth: from what?
dougbranches: tnl
Sef1roth: the next level?
Sef1roth: who is this?
dougbranches: doug branches....i post there sometimes, but i got banned for posting pictures of myself spreading my asscheeks towards the camera :(
Sef1roth: and you believe I banned you?
dougbranches: nah
dougbranches: i think we should....him *looks up to the ceiling, where the pale, ghostlike figure remains cemented in place, frozen in time*
Sef1roth: well, when there's a point to this conversation, be sure to let me know :P
dougbranches: hehe

He was just fucking with ya, dude; he's a good egg :).. He hasn't been creative as of late, but I do enjoy his weirdness...

Laura54321013321: Hi baby ;-)
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Betty54321031164: Hi lobo2305! :-)
I'd like to show you my good body.
Look here

I got both of these in a 2 minute period.

Is Doug really banned?