Official Trivia/Riddles/Lateral Thinking Thread

Here goes: You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

Hey, the winner picks whatever, hence the desire to win. :P

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Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix

Okay, here goes *holds breath*
Aforementioned riddle:

Once there was a man who had no eyes,
(He had ONE eye, and therefore was able to go abroad because he could still see.)
He went abroad to view the skies;
He saw a tree with apples on it,
(There was a tree with two apples)
He took no apples off,
(He took one apple, leaving one apple - There was a tree with ONE apple left. Not apples left.)
Yet left no apples on it.
(No apples, just one apple.)
*wheezing* Ta-da!

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That makes no fucking sense what so ever.

Okay, assuming the man only has one eye, like he's a cyclops or some shit, why would the other apple on the tree magically dissapear? Close one of your eyes and look around, you may loose the ability to judge depth, but shit just doesn't dissapear.

Worst fucking riddle I've heard in a long time.

Hehe. Kenny Baker is teh guy inside teh ROBOTZ!@?

Snaillllll?

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Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix

Here goes: You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

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A hedgehog that you thought was a chestnut.

Nope, it's got meat...Eww, does it have meat.

I agree with Calli, less trivia and more riddles. Trivia is teh ghey.

A walking pinecone...OMG!

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Originally Posted by SapphirePhoenix

Nope, it's got meat...Eww, does it have meat.

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Obviously you've never been to candyland where snails are made of gummy things and sugar plums...

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You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

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An egg. It hatched and the lizard or whatever was in there walked off.