Cyber-Sex gone wrong

http://www.12thfan.com/cgi-bin/ultim...c&f=7&t=000793

:lol:

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Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

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Originally Posted by bloodninja

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 "Mr. Happy" of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't **** with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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Brilliant.

That's some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while. :D (It's also depressing to see how dumb these people are.)

I've seen them before, the bit with the wizard hat and robe is comedy gold.

I posted it before here. Even with a pretty much the same thread title.

It still a good stuff.

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Originally Posted by BenT

That's some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while. :D (It's also depressing to see how dumb these people are.)

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Um...cyber-sex in general is sad. This is just placing two really dumb horny people in contact online.

Cyber-sex in general is sad...but I think the contrast is really funny when someone who's actually serious about trying to get busy online comes in contact with someone who just all about pointing the "pathetic" finger and making them feel stupid.

Where's my post?

My posts are invisible....like ninja!!

The pirate one simply couldn't be ANY better. :lol:

I've seen that before. Man, so funny, and he did the wizard thing to that same girl twice. Hehe. :)

I stopped reading after "I cast level three eroticism". :lol:

Yeah, I remember when it was posted here before. Funny stuff. :)