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I just thought it would be fun to see what wins with you guys in a debate over stuff or the preferable winner of battles. You can pit anything against anything or anyone.
I'll start with Cheddar Cheese vs Swiss Cheese
and
Wolverine vs Spiderman
Who or what wins?
Cheddar, cus it's sharp and not full of holes.
As for the Wolvie v. Spidey, I'm gonna hafta go with Spidey, he's way more resourseful, smarter, and a hell of a lot more clever than Wolvie.
Okay here we go:
Spongebob or Ren & Stimpy?
Ren & Stimpy!!!
"Daaaah, eet's my yar of spit."
Crayons vs. colored pencils.
Ren & Stimpy Classic. Getting hit in the head with a brick beats Ren & Stimpy modern.
Thai food vs Chinese
-edit- Beat me to it. Crayons, because of the way they smell. :)
James
Ever been to Oriental Jade in Bangor? They have this little dish in their buffet known as "Bon Bon Chicken", which completely destroys any and every serving of Thai food I've eaten. Plus, I love fried rice. Chinese wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by James
:lol: You actually did it.
Alright: Would you rather smell shit or garbage?
Pens vs. pencils?
Pens. Pencils suck ass.
Sex or Video Games. ;)
Sex....but only with a game cosplayer while playing that game.
Yo mama or yo mama's mama?
Yo moma.
Mario or Luigi?
Luigi.
Chicken or Beef.
Flavored Ramen, that is.
Definitely chicken.
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Originally Posted by OmniGear
Garbage...unless there are used tampons in there. That stuff is all kinds of vomit inducing.
Deep tissue massage or Sky diving...What?! I couldn't think of anything.
bad, Captain. Bad.
lets go with.... Trigun or Cowboy Bebop?
Trigun
Apple or Microsoft
HOLY CRAP I'M AT SHORYUKEN.COM'S FORUMS
IN THE YEAR 2000!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
yo can i get a tyte av of magneto, storm and psylocke plz?????????????? THX!! jus make it tyte!!! :D :D :D
Tahoma or Impact?
also:
paper or plastic?
Plastic, it's more versatile, can be used in small wastecans as a trashbag, easier to transport stuff with the built-in handles (since most paper bags rarely have handles unless their from a department store).
Milk vs. White vs. Dark chocolate?
White chocolate.
Bitter Resentful Board Regular Vs. Stupid Newbie
White.
D2 vs. M2?
EDIT: Curses! Foiled again. I'd have to go with the reg, with the exception that the answer defaults to n00b if it looks like the reg is so bitter he's going to get teh banstick.
M2.
Dubya vs. Pretzel?
:lol:
What kind of pretzel?
Damn the games, Freddy vs. Jason.
Oh yeah, sorry.
UPDATED: Dubya vs. Rold Gold Honey Mustard Pretzel.
:)
Honey Mustard all the way.
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Originally Posted by OmniGear
Bush, otherwise he'd be dead by now.
Pre-Crisis Superman vs Goku
... :rolleyes:
omfg shut the hell up u scrub lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Sl1p
Garbage. Unless the garbage contains shit.Quote:
Alright: Would you rather smell shit or garbage?
l33t or AOL speak?
Um...aren't those the same thing?
Yes.
Adam West vs. Micheal Keaton vs. Val Kilmer vs. George Clooney vs. Kevin Conroy?
*thinks he sees a pattern, but then isn't sure*
George Clooney, because O Brother Where Art Thou is awesome.
Ocean vs. Forest. [aesthetics]
Adam west. He's the only batman in my heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lhadatt
Omni: The pattern was all the actors who have played Batman except the guy in the unofficial short film that popped up recently. Though, I guess I should have included him. My pick was Kevin Conroy, the voice actor for Bats in the animated series.
Ocean.
Obscure Patlabor reference: Noa Izumi vs. Ota?
no idea. Haruhara Haruko vurses Excel Excell
Haruko, no contest.
Ota...he's the cheif, right? That guy rocks.
Jesus vs The Hulk
Jesus. He's got the Hulk's number.
Me vs. Jo MAMMA!!!
Neither! Mr. T jumps in at the last minute and wins by blinding everyone with his gold chains. Bling bling and whatnot.
Green, Ota is the crazy mech pilot that likes to shoot everything. Goto is the chief.
Wario vs. Mario?
Mario.
Bong vs. bowl
bowl. for the convenience
A team vs Night Rider
A Team. Speaking of which, I know this retarded guy named Billy. One day he told me Mr T had cancer. The cause? All that gold he wears.
Jesus vs Yoda
Well, Yoda, because Jesus is dead!
right?
I don't know any retarded guys, but I've known a few drinkers:
Bombay Sapphire vs. Malibu
or
Who would win in a fight?
Sting or David Bowie?
For Rumpy, Jason.
Also, David Bowie.
Anus or vagina.
Anus. ASS TO ASS.
Full House or Family Matters?
Family Matters. Erkel was a God among men.
Which would you rather clean, shit stains or cum stains?
Cum stains, they don't smell, and could be attributed to something else, so it's easier to not think about it.
Chili cheese dog or chili cheese fries?
(or chili bacon shake?)
Chili cheese fries. Deep frying things only makes them better, and hotdogs aren't deep fried.
Living with your parents or living with your inlaws.
omfgninjas vs. Stibbons (R.I.P. :()
omfgninjas, because NINJAS RULE ALL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by AFX
Okay, the :lol: smiley vs teh :D smiley?
Yeah, that's lame.
Neither. :chu:!
PHP vs. ASP?
PHP, cause I hear it more often.
Pepsi or Coke?
ASP stands for "A shitty preprocessor", you know.
pepsi all the way.
samurai vurses paladin.
spelling vurses speeling
spelling, because things just don't look right otherwise.
AMD vs. Intel
AMD. Well, that was my pick years ago.
samurai.Quote:
samurai vurses paladin.
finishing third vs actually winning
sound off posts vurses fight club posts...ass
rezo: Neither. Getting the most endorsement money.
cka: It's also known as "Active Suck Pages". (ouch. bad.)
Lawn gnomes vs. lawn flamingos?
My heart cries lawn flamingo.
Zombies vs people in soft drink and clothing ads.
They're the same.
EVA-01 (with Shinji, not other Children nor Dummy Plug) vs. Big O (with or without Roger)?
EVA-O1, did you have to ask? btw, I seen the first four Big 0 episodes, and then caught some of the first of the second season. That second season ep was awefull, what pretentious garbage (wonder if anyone's gonna say the same about EVA:)).
Lupin III vs Spike Speigel
Spike.
Mary Kate Olsen vs Ashley Olsen
Capt Veg: Living with the parents. If you piss off the inlaws, then the significant other will be pissed off too because they'll have to take crap about it too.
Mary vs Ashley?
How could we tell the difference?
Maybe we'd get lucky and they'd both be hit by a steamroller.
Me vs You.
er..doing what, if its a fight, then you, because i am non-violent unless someone really ticks me off. but if its a singing contest, foot race, or weight lifting contest i will own your ass:D a spelling bee...err, lets not get into that:(
dante' vurses the angel from actraiser 2
Dante ;)
"Wolf Fight"
Jon Talbain vs. Yugo "Bloody Roar"
Talbain, no contest.
Legolas vs Link
Legolas would tear that cel-shaded excuse for an elf in half.
Butterfinger vs. Milky Way
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by frostwolf ex
Uuhh... interpretive dance. yeah. :)
Milky Way or Butterfinger? Awww... I'm not even close to qualified to answer this one.
OK, special one, just for you:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dripdry
Ether vs. Tussin ;)
I'd say Butterfinger by a narrow margin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dripdry
While I generally don't drink cola's on occasion the new stuff is pretty good. How about Pepsi Blue vs Vanilla Coke vs Sprite Remix vs Dr Pepper Fusion.
Vanilla Coke. The others all taste like ass. Had you included Code Red I would have had to think about it.
Green Lantern vs. Hell Boy
I personally think Sprite Remix kicks all their asses especially the slurpy edition :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Captain Vegetable
I think Green Lantern would win since he could just encase him in the green stuff/have a giant anvil squish him to death or something. I would need to know more about Hellboy's powers though.
He's just a boy...from Hell...with guns.
Thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear
:lol:
well, "...the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in this world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge."
Tussin. Try to do math while on it, and you'll have this vague sense, a shifting notion, that it's entirely possible. You'll tell yourself,"I am *in control*." :nod: The next act performed, however, goes something like this: :bang:
Brain:"Hi there, pen! It's been a while. Well, time to get crackin'!"
Body:"Blegf. Moovilmandasora trikstalinaphonistationifififififtistity..."
...which continues for what seems like five minutes, but is actually half an hour.
Then there's trying to work the actual calculus. That's an experience reserved only for those with a particularly keen interest in the warping of all things sane.
So, although ether might be wild, my current vote is on Tussin. If that should happen to change, I'll be sure to post the results :sweat:
Oh, for another versus (but I don't want to step on anyones foot):
Arena rockers of the 90's: Scott Weiland/Stone Temple Pilots or Green Day, who is the arena rock king? (feel free to sub in someone else for Green Day)
Edit: Hey, Omni: Have you ever heard the Austin Lounge Lizards' bluegrass version of "Brain Damage"? I saw your location...
Wait a sec, you were doing math while on Tussin? :wtf: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dripdry
I mean, math is good and all, but you gotta pick your spots man.
Unless this was some sort of freakish science experiment gauging math ability against DXM intake. ;)
No I have not, but that sounds interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dripdry
*opens up Kazaa*
See, ya shoulda been listening to Floyd while tripping, not messing with this silly math! :p
glasses vs. contacts
Glasses, as they don't starve your eyes of precious life giving oxygen.
And to answer a neglected pairing: Though Pre-crisis Supes was a fucking knob he'd still beat the holy dragon loving bejezus Goku anyday.
Steve Reeves vs. Arnold Schwatzaneggar(whatever) vs. Kevin Sorbo
Duh, Arnie.
A goat vs Micheal Jackson
Michael Jackson. Ever seen moonwalker?
Alex Kidd vs Tyler Durden
:wtf:
I know the questions on par with Jesus vs Allah, but you need to answer it dude.
hehe... I was just taken off guard, that's all!
Tyler Durden. I mean, Alex Kidd has sequels, while Tyler only has soap. but...
They're both figments of the imagination...
I'm trying to answer this while listening to the piano passage in "Aladdin Sane", so I'm a bit scattered...
Tyler. He's an ubermensch [sp?].
I'd say Tyler.
Sailboat or Schooner?
schooner would so kick a sailboats ass..
Safeway vs. Albertsons
Are you kiddin? Tussin cures all!Quote:
Originally Posted by OmniGear
Its like Pheonix Down for poor people!
Got a cold? take some Tussin!
Got a rash? take some Tussin!
Got a broken bone? rub some Tussin into it!
I have a theory that Tussin is actualy cloned stem cells.
Either that or realy advanced nanites from the future.
I have one! Ninja vs Pirate!
What kind of pirate?
Hey, what if you could have both! Like, a Ninja Pirate!?
Arrrr! Shiver me shurikens!
Edit: I mean, is it like Joe Musashi Vs. Johnny Depp-as-Captain Jack Sparrow?.... or just generic ninjas and pirates? Are they an invisible army of super-secret stealth duck laser invasion ninjas?
Ahem. Ninjas. Buuuuuut... only if they're monkey ninjas.
You mean, if I rub it on my dead hamster.... ? :_)Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
maru ~ Albertsons
Target vs. Walmart vs. K-Mart
Aha... menage a tois
Well, if you're really into that sort of thing, you might pick Target, because they have killer close- outs on videogames sometimes.
Bloody Chainsaw or Chipper-Shredder?
Dunno what a Chipper-Shredder is or looks like but I'll go with Bloody Chainsaw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dripdry
Kenshin Himura vs Wolverine
Kenshin himura. Wolvie is no match for Super Godlike Speed!
toilet paper: one-ply or two-ply?
One-ply, lets save the rainforests guys.
Spy vs Spy
White spy...always
Any Hulk Hogan movie vs the movie The Hulk
It's all about Suburban Comando.
David Lee Roth vs Walt Whitman
Hmm, I dunno. Its not like Kenshin can cut off any appendages or anything and he'd definitely have to become the Battosai to go into killing mode.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
Wolverine is also a formidable samurai plus take away Kenshin's sword and he's not much of a match. I'd give it to Wolverine.
As for one-ply vs two-ply, I like the feel of two since it feels softer and doesn't need more rolls but for some reason I'm more comfortable with one-ply
I thought they were always evenly matched but I always liked the Black Spy more for some reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Green
David Lee Roth! Hero to all!Quote:
Originally Posted by Green
post count +1 vs. this thread is gay
Thats a tough one......I'm going with 'post count +1' since its a degree less annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
Chipper Shredder. Those machines that they put small trees into, it CHIPS and SHREDS until there is only mulch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Will
Like in that Steve Buscemi movie, near the end, where he feeds the guy into it... :evil: Edit: Oh yeah, "Fargo"
Oh, and if Will doesn't have one for us....
Here's one /me pulls it out of ass...
Ernest Hemingway (keep in mind he loved to fish, with guns, while really plastered)
Versus
Charleton Heston