Weird things you've done

oh shit, that looks like her!!

*runs away*


she did smell nasty btw. :yuck:

a bunch of friends and i used to throw WD40 cans into a fire, then take a metal hoe and smash it into the can to make it explode. It was great, makes a HUGE fireball and mushroom cloud. We even had a large silver reflective flame retarded helmet from an army navy store for the lucky guy wielding the hoe.

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Originally Posted by FighterX

That reminds me of that Superman, Wonder Woman, Invisible Man joke.

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uh oh 88! :D

Got married at the age of 20 just for the hell of it. was stupid enough to agree to an "open marriage" after being cheated on by my wife 6 months into a marriage because i was... STOOPID. and then divorced a year and a half later. true story.

Here is a great activity: Next time you are in a busy mall, call out random names. Go, "Hey Todd!" or "Hey Steven!" Every once and a while you get someone, they look around, ask the people who are with them if they see someone they know. Once this happans (its not all that often), call their name out every time you see them from a distance. Only do it when they are looking the other way. Great stuff.

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Originally Posted by raziel

Got married at the age of 20 just for the hell of it. was stupid enough to agree to an "open marriage" after being cheated on by my wife 6 months into a marriage because i was... STOOPID. and then divorced a year and a half later. true story.

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*hears the Austin Powers theme*

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Originally Posted by Clash_Master

Here is a great activity: Next time you are in a busy mall, call out random names. Go, "Hey Todd!" or "Hey Steven!" Every once and a while you get someone, they look around, ask the people who are with them if they see someone they know. Once this happans (its not all that often), call their name out every time you see them from a distance. Only do it when they are looking the other way. Great stuff.

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:lol: When you're a considerable distance from someone, yell, "what did you do with *blahblahzerblahkerblack*? Drives them NUTS. "WHAT?! WHAT?!" ;)

* = substitute any odd word that sounds nonsensical here*

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Originally Posted by FighterX

It was a can of soda, admit it ;)

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Nah, it wouldn't have fit. ;)

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Originally Posted by Regus

Was it the actual finished soda or the syrup? If it's just the soda it's not that bad, I recently mixed every single soda available at soda fountain and drank it, just like that dude in Waking Life. The mixture of coke, sprite, hawaiian punch, barqs, pink lemonade Hi-C and some others was both unique and nausiating.

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He mixed the finished soda.

At work we pissed in this annyoing kids bottle of mountain dew. The kid drinks it and hes like, "Mmm, tastes like butterscotch" Yeah this kids pretty fucked, but this was pretty funny.

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Back around the time I was in 4th grade, I lanced my older brother's pack of cigarettes using a pencil. :sneak:

When he saw his trashed pack of smokes, he stared daggers through me for a few seconds and asked "Why the fuck did you do this?". He almost made me front the money for a new pack but relented and then said, "Nahhh. Just don't do it again, OK?"