Don't shove air compressors up your friend's poop chute

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...turkey_offbeat

Quote:

---

Belly-laugh joke goes belly-up in Turkey
Fri Sep 12,11:49 PM ET

ANKARA (AFP) - A Turkish man was hospitalized with torn intestines Thursday after a friend, attempting a practical joke, pressed an air compressor to his backside, Anatolia news agency reported.

The 48-year-old, a worker at an aluminium factory in the central town of Seydisehir, asked a co-worker to clean off the dust from his back with an air compressor, but the colleague instead pressed the device to his anus.

The victim underwent surgery, while his colleague was taken into police custody, Anatolia said.

---

I spit out what I was drinking when I got to the part that said "but the colleague instead pressed the device to his anus". :lol: :lol:

Ahrrrr!

Human stupidity NEVER fails to amaze me.

I told Almaci not to do that. Ah, well, that's what he gets for not listening.

I'd beat the hell out of that "colleague".

Didn't "Joy of Sex" warn against this very thing in the '70s? :lol:

*tells all turkish friends*

Har har! The story still doesn't make any sense even on the 2nd read.

my reactions to the story as told by smilies ....


:) :| :o :yuck: :lol:

The idiocy of humanity never fails to entertain. Good stuff.

Good stuff Dolemite :lol:

Was the guy naked, when he asked his friend to do it? Otherwise, he would probably have his pants blown into his ass by the compressor :lol: