Question for the ladies

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Originally Posted by Lordmrw

the funny part is, a good portion of that is true. i see it when i go to work everyday, and get to listen to all the gossip sessions that go on (thank god for thin walls on office cubicles).

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seriously, im confused.......I almost have no idea what they are here for. ;)
I think that we should give them something else to do. Introduce some hobby....possibly an electronic kind. Some hobby to give themselves something to do.
*think think think* |-)

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

If not, I Dragon Punch her in teh nutz.
Her ballz are r0xx0red!

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Fuck, dude. That's the second time I've laughed out loud in the office.

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Originally Posted by Lordmrw

your dick stinks, deal with it

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Speak for yourself, stinkynuts. My junk's springtime fresh.

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Originally Posted by MVS

My hair is just naturally soft, which is good, since the trade off is that I'm 30 and cannot grow a goattee or a beard.

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I feel your pain about the facial hair. But I know for a fact I'll never be bald. Too much hair on my head, if anything, and it kicks ass, too. As far as hair is concerned, I guess.

It's amazing. Grown women with children who work in offices still act like the stupid bitches you used to know in high school, gossiping and talking about unimportant shit behind each other's backs. It never, ever stops with some of them.

I just use Dove unscented soap for my bod and face (regular soap makes me break out), and Alberto V05 shampoo for my hair. No conditioner, that shit makes my hair too fluffy.

Most chicks, however, seem to have Patrick Bateman-style arrays of cleaning products.

I dunno what it is but I read the topic I imagined saying it like..

Question...(dramatic pause, then does the point and gun motion with both hands while making a clicking sound and winking) fo da ladies...

But ive come to the conclusion that women just love accessories. Ever look in thier closets? An ungody amount of shoes, belts, whatever...

I think they just think of soap as an accessory to thier bodies.. :)

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Originally Posted by Green

It's not like women are interested in much besides how they look:)

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Now that's just not fair. They are also interested in money.

i looked into it, and tlaked to a few people. and after investegating, i've come to the conclusion that the best stuff out there is some spray stuff they have at Victoria's Secret.

well, for the ladies i mean.

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

Now that's just not fair. They are also interested in money.

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*AHEM*

you also forgot Cars and how well hung a guy is.


:D

I use shampoo everyday, conditioner every other day, soap everyday, shave gel + razor when shaving (obviously), shower gel when I run out of shampoo/soap/want to smell x-tra pretty.
I also use 2 hair products for when I get out of the shower along with deodorant and perfume.

My ish:

Zest
Whatever shampoo I find in the house
Conditioner (if I can find some)
Deorderant
Body-spary
Cologne

I like girls that smell nice. I like to smell nice too.

My dick smells Zest-fully clean.

My wang smells like underwear