Bitch Tricks

Everyone knows what these are. It's a act or thing, that when done, moves a women, from the state of being a normal female, to that of a raging bitch. There are many said things that a girl can do to get this rank.

The trick I will discuss is the classic "being mad at you for something you did not do." No, I'm not talking about a misunderstanding. I'm talking about where a girl makes something up and hates your for it, or makes something up to a point to where she beleives it herself and is upset with you about it. The bitch has many uses for this trick.

It can be a great way to end relationships. Maybe the guy's dick isn't the right size, or maybe he had a wreck and lost that nice car she liked. But the point is, she is through with him. She also knows that said reasons will make her look like a bitch if she leaves him for them (funny how bitches, don't want to LOOK like bitches). What do you do? You get him upset about something, and when he gets angry you storm out. Next day you accuse him of cussing you out and that you never want to see him again.

Another use for this trick is its a good way to get the pitty or apology she wants. Maybe you didn't talk to her enough last week. Maybe she is jealous that you go out with the boys to much. The point is she wants more love, and whats the best way to get it from you? Make something up and force you to apolgize all week ofcorse. Nothings you love her like her ability to torment you and the fact you will do anything to keap her.

So, what has eveyrone else had to deal with?

Calling a girl a "cunt" tends to rub them the wrong way.

why? it is such a wonderful thing

I had a roommate who was one, and she's one of the few people I've ever met who I may acutally hate. Worst part was, though she was hot, blonde and gothy, it didn't benefit me at all in any way.

Essentially, I was evil. When I helped her I had evil intentions and when I left her alone I was evil for not paying attention. If I said it looked like it'd be a nice day it'd be my fault if it rained. The day she moved out (without letting me know in advance) was one of the happiest I can remember, and then she had the brain-dead idiocy to ruin it by coming back the next day to bitch me out about how evil I was. I remained as nice as I could and explained to her that if she left, neither of us would have to put up with the other again. It took another 2-3 minutes of bictching for her to leave. I still can't believe how stupid she was.

One of those people who aims straight for the bottom and then complains about how down her life is. Why don't they understand that they can't complain about their self-made hell?

James

Heh...'Cunt' rubbed the wrong way.

I hate that thing they do where they make you miserable.

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Originally Posted by Rick

I hate that thing they do where they make you miserable.

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We all hate that. But males can do that to.

This thread screams 'issues'.

I thought it screamed icecream, but that is just me.

Dude, both sexes do shit like this, not just girls. I can't believe I read that giant hunk of poo. -_-;

Sounds like someone got dumped ;)

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

Sounds like someone got dumped ;)

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ROFL, i think you're outnumbered here :nod:

Some people are just way to serious. I made this thread in hopes of getting some good stories. Not to degrade women, and not to push up men on some ivory tower. Just some nice stories on how some of the board members have been screwed over by serious bitches.

yeah, I thought of making it assholes, so it could be multigendered. But Asshole Tricks, sends a entirely different message.

One of my exes stabbed me in the shoulder.

Thats pretty bad octo boy ;____;

Let's see.....I probably shouldnt even post here, because I've probably done just about every trick in the book. But here's the ones that I CRINGE at having to hear. (don't forget, bitches are bitches to EVERYONE, not just guys. In fact, most of them are bitches to me)

Silly bitches, tricks are for kids!

The "double slight fuck up!"
I can't really come up with a good example for this, but it's annoying.

Also, a really common bitch trick is flaunting yourself all over, pretending you're ALL THAT! And so the chick will like, hang around a bunch of guys and flirt with them while their girlfriends are there, etc. Its just obnoxious. Like not just a "hey what's going on" but like, saying how cute a certain guy would look in whatever, or touching their hair or whatever. It's just so, so sickening, because I know so many chicks like this that are just sluts, and I hope they get AIDS.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

Thats pretty bad octo boy ;____;

Let's see.....I probably shouldnt even post here, because I've probably done just about every trick in the book. But here's the ones that I CRINGE at having to hear. (don't forget, bitches are bitches to EVERYONE, not just guys. In fact, most of them are bitches to me)

Silly bitches, tricks are for kids!

The "double slight fuck up!"
I can't really come up with a good example for this, but it's annoying.

Also, a really common bitch trick is flaunting yourself all over, pretending you're ALL THAT! And so the chick will like, hang around a bunch of guys and flirt with them while their girlfriends are there, etc. Its just obnoxious. Like not just a "hey what's going on" but like, saying how cute a certain guy would look in whatever, or touching their hair or whatever. It's just so, so sickening, because I know so many chicks like this that are just sluts, and I hope they get AIDS.

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When they do this do they have any desire to be with that guy, or are they just doing it because they get off on getting guys they would never sleep with the desire them? If so, I agree. Those bitches need to move on with themselves so the rest of us can get on with our lives.

Sat it's ok that you post in here. The topic was never really ment to be a chance for Guys only to vent on females. It was ment for anyone and everyone to express their feelings on the bitches who torment everyone, girls and boys.

You orbably wouldn't know it if you met me but I caould turn a devout pacifist into a raging homocidal maniac bent on drinking blood from my hollowed out skull. I could also send someone into a deep depression. It's a talent I inherited from my grandmother.

so, your grandmother is a bitch?

Or they can be honest. And turn you down because you don't smoke pot. Great. Fucking. Reason. /Ventage.

But I mainly hang out with girls, so I've seen all kinds of it. Never towards me mind you.

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Originally Posted by Thief~Silver

And turn you down because you don't smoke pot. Great. Fucking. Reason. /Ventage.

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If a girl actually did this to you, I will personally come over there, and shoot her, point blank.

That is the worst fucking reason, ever.

One time at my old job, a lady came into the store with her husband and kid (who was probably 9 or 10). She really didn't look like she wanted to be there, and the husband was taking way too much time.

So, to make an excuse to leave, she pretended that her son really needed to go to the bathroom. When I wouldn't let them use the employee washroom (the public one was just down the stairs), she started throwing a nasty fit, cursing at me a whole lot and insisting that her family would never be coming back, the mall manager would be hearing about this, blah blah blah. Which was enough to let the poor guy be dragged out of the store.

She spent more time bitching at me than it would have taken her to walk to the bathroom, but I guess that wasn't the point...