Crazy relatives

Anyone have any crazy relatives? Pretty much everyone on my dad's side is nuts in some way. Worst off is my Uncle Randy, who's been in and out of jail all his life, has 5 kids he doesn't take care of (one's in jail, one in a foster home), and over the weekend threatened to kill my mom and dad (and I'm sure he meant me as well) because we wouldn't let him launch his boat at our bait store. He could've went to any of the 4 other launches in the area, or better yet, he could've been at work not violating his probation. So, yeah, any of the other horrible people in the world related to you?

My family has two "black sheep". One of them is me (I'm the worst human being ever, according to the family), the other is my aunt- lets call her "H".


She is 65 years old and has not worked an honest day's work in her entire life. She married a rich man (a millionaire to be exact), but spent too much time getting drunk and fat (very fat) to maintain the marriage. After kicking him out of the house for the 5th time, he finally filed for divorce.

"H" got nearly $500,000 IN CASH, plus child support for her 3 deadbeat kids. She was never a mother to them, because she was too busy getting drunk and partying to do so.

She spent ALL of the money in less than THREE years. She filed for bankrupcy and lost her house and everything.

She currently lives in a house that my father owns, and has not paid a single penny of rent in over 8 years. She keeps breaking stuff at the house, and I am the one my father sends to do the repairs. Every time I come up there, she expects me to take her out to dinner.

She has no job, and gets money from her kids and her ex...who feels sorry for her. She just stays in that house...waiting to die...

Its kinda sad.

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Originally Posted by Zerodash

I'm the worst human being ever, according to the family

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It's not just your family that feels that way.

I had a great uncle who might well have been the last person fighting the civil war (for reals).

My cousin in England tried to burn down his Flat, the entire building mind you, 2 times.

He's in a Hospital now, I think.

I have a crazy uncle who, in my 23 years on this planet, i have never seen sober. mind you, sometimes he comes over at 5 or 6 in the morning and is still entirely wasted. he's the one member of the family that nobody invites over whenever there's a get together or a holiday.


and, uh, depending on who you ask in my family, i'm an asshole, because, a. i don't talk much, and b. i say exactly what's on my mind, regardless of whether someone wants to hear it or not. i figure you don't ask someone a question if you're not prepared for the answer.

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Originally Posted by MVS

He's in a Hospital now, I think.

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We can only hope :sweat:

If you don't have a crazy relative, chances are it's you. ;)

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Originally Posted by FighterX

If you don't have a crazy relative, chances are it's you. ;)

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Originally Posted by Zerodash

We can only hope :sweat:

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Well, he's in England so it really wouldn't affect us. I know he was in there for a few years, but this was a few years back, so he may or may not be out and cured.

I haven't heard of him burning anything down, or trying to, so that's always good.