Official: Jews Are Terrible Drivers

So everyone knows that LA traffic is terrible. Well, today was Yom Kippur, a Jewish holiday. Apparently, Jews don't drive too much on Yom Kippur.

It only took me about 50 minutes to get to work on the 405 this morning as opposed to the usual hour and a half to two hours. And I got home in under 45 minutes as opposed to an hour and fifteen minutes to an hour and a half.

Thus, we can conclude that Jews, having not been on the highways today, cause most of the traffic encountered in LA county. From that, we can state that Jews are terrible drivers. So, to all the Jews I know and don't know: GET OFF THE ROAD, YOU LOUSY DRIVER!

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OMGF teh NAZI!!1111!!!11!! Lhadatt is going to ban you in the name of god!

They're not as bad as Asians.

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

OMGF teh NAZI!!1111!!!11!! Lhadatt is going to ban you in the name of god!

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Religon has nothing to do with it, and I said as much in the thread. If your memory fails you, go back and read it. Be nice and you get to stay around. Be not nice and you'll get banned.

Asians are horrible. Far and away the most indecisive drivers on the planet.

SC

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Originally Posted by Saint of Killers

They're not as bad as Asians.

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Originally Posted by spacecowboy

Asians are horrible. Far and away the most indecisive drivers on the planet.

SC

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*makes mental note to have Saint of Killers and spacecowboy die terrible deaths in next epic*

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http://www.angelfire.com/stars3/whit...mages/nazi.jpg

I want to post some things, but I'll wait until it hits fight club. In the meantime, lol bad asian driving school

the jews killed christ, and that's why I love them, now if they could get rid of the christians all will be right in this world. is that enough to land it in FC?

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Originally Posted by cka

I want to post some things, but I'll wait until it hits fight club. In the meantime, lol bad asian driving school

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Despite the fact that video fits my mother to a T, I refuse to acknowledge my perpetuating of this stereotype and will instead add cka to the growing list of people who will die gruesomely in the next epic. |-)