You could just whip out that 15" monster of yours, Dripdry. :lol:
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You could just whip out that 15" monster of yours, Dripdry. :lol:
I was hit on for the first time in a long time at school (community college) on Friday. Apparently I should "keep an eye out for her, she'll be the one on campus wit the voluptious breasts."
Unfortunatly she wasn't very attractive.
Hm...
What is it with flirting though?
A girl would have you think hitting on her is tantamount boorish behaviour, yet they KNOW the moment they give you a wink, they've thrown your equilibrium out. I mean, are girls flattered by getting hit on by random who-knows-whats, or insulted?
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Originally Posted by Hero
Depends on how the guy comes across. Like if he's sincere or not. I usually like getting hit on.
^_^
Yes, it was with flirting. I was introduced to her through a mutual aquaintence and from the start of the conversation I was told I was "very cute" and after her friend told her I have a girlfriend she insinuated that I should dump her. It was light hearted but she was serious at the same time.
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Originally Posted by Violently Happy
KEKEKEKEKEKKAWAIIII!!! *lol*
What? You mean you dont know in advance who likes you and who doesnt? You didnt get teh memo on how exactly to act in every situation with every female on teh planet? You didnt go to mind reading school?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hero
*smack*
OK Ill shut up now. :p
Didn't you used to make posts like that too?Quote:
Originally Posted by Satsuki
Baka.
She still does ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
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There's a DOA one, but it has Tina on it EWWWWW!
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We interupt this thread to bring you GOTY!!!!
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GOTY POTY!
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GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY is the best phrase ever
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ITAGAKI RULES
CUT-O CUT-O CUT-O
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Ninja Gaiden. GOTY, GOTY, GOTY. I have come to the point of overusing this phrase. hooray!
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oh my god, I forgot how awesome this thread is.
OMG SF2 SHIRTTTTT!!!! yoink
okay, okay.....
:lol:
lol!
AWESOME! :D
Goty is the best phrase ever. GOTY GOTY GOTY!
Enough. I'm sick of reading catfights you start every time VH posts in a thread. So you don't like nerdy anime chicks. We get it. STFU.
...or at least take it to Fight Club (and keep it there). You too, VH. Mods, where are you? Oh right, selective moderation is all the rage these days. Sorry, I forgot.
It's cyclic. They'll mod something and you'll know about it, whereupon a large group bitches about gestapo tactics, and then they don't bother with piddly shit for a while. Repeat as necessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by OmegaFlareX
Thing is, if they're modding well we shouldn't notice it so you can't right away say it's selective modding. Next, the above females little word transfer was far less intrusive then Lucas' Hotornot assault. Granted, his was a whole lot funnier but it's not like this thread has stayed on topic 24/7 or anything.
I'm sorry, but those pictures Lucas posted are the funniest thing I have seen all day! :)
A girl I just met at school just came by room and watched TV with me laying in bed for no reason. I uh... think that counts?
I never get hit on by strangers, and come to think of it, no girl has ever asked me out. It's probably the way I look, I'm always really serious/pissed-off, and I never look at strangers. The weird thing is, all of my friends girlfriends always tell me how cute I am or how nice I am and try to set me up with their friends. I always refuse, though.
No. She thinks you're gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
Actually, I like GOTY too.. sounds funny. Got-ie.
Damn, that always happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icepick
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Originally Posted by Tracer
GOTY POTY!
it's funny because no one irl except computer people that play morrowind know what I'm talking about.
I was going to say that people calling for Morrowind in my store always just ask when GOTY is coming out. I think, perhaps, you'd like the place.
Those silly Morrowind people!
There's also GOTY Halo... but that has passed. I'll make a note to put a "GOTY" sticker on DOAX on Wednesday.
I <3 you.
I like your avatar Satsuki is that from the Jackie Chan adventure cartoon?
Thanks, and yes, yes it is. It's my very fav show on TV right now.
Mine favortie Globe Trekker. I said so because I knew enquireing minds wanted to know.
Violently Happy:
The next time I see you derail a thread and turn it into a catfight, I ban you for a week.
Same goes for Satsuki.
MechDeus, OmegaFlareX: look, I'm not your babysitter. If something egregious happens, then report it to the mods. But don't expect the mods to sit here and comb through every single post made on the forums, 'cause we got better things to do.
She didn't do it this time. It was the other one.Quote:
Originally Posted by sleeveboy
Do you like it when random people hit on you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hero
Everyone else in the world is the same way.
I honestly get hit on by guys like a bagillion times more than by girls. Something about my sexy eyes that just attracts everyone, even those that know they can't have me.
A very good friend of mine told me the other day that I was attractive because i have sexy arms and broad shoulders. You take this well, but then you wonder what the heck your compared to. Lee Majors? :|
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Originally Posted by sleeveboy
Check your PMs.
Crowd: "ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
STOP TROLLING!Quote:
Originally Posted by Violently Happy
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
I want to read that PM.
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Originally Posted by Atlas
well the way I see it. if you choose to look for someone else, I am sure you'll find someone special. then again, perhaps you won't have to and it may just happen. I bet you'll get hit on around the Xmas season ^_^
Hero, flirting is cool man, you should try it.
No girls hitting on me lately, only men. Oh well some guys aren't that lucky and have to put in a little effort.
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Originally Posted by Korian
Somewhat more these days, not a ton by any means. I pay it no mind honestly.
Dudes or ladies Tracer?
Girls. Of the too young variety. Not particularly attractive either.. which is why I pay it no mind. I was only once hit on by a gay man. But that really only because I was with a gay friend of mine at, what happend to be a gay coffee shop. He goes to my places, so I go to his sometimes.
Since the last time I posted in this thread, about the same. Maybe once every other day or so, but recently it's been more often now that I have my awesome bangs and general messy hair in order.
Too bad I'm going to chop off all my glorious rock hair this week in favor of Spring :( I'll miss struggling with you every morning hair, god speed.
Women hit on me all the time, and men never do.
Sucks.
And that guy Lucas posted was very blah. I have pretty low standards and I wouldn't go for it.
I'm a ugly fat black guy. So, I'm going to lean towards never, just to be safe.
Having recently lost about 30 pounds my hit on ratio has gone up quite a bit. A nice little reward I suppose.
Oh, and not that this counts, but flamboyant gay guys (particulary in San Fran) hit on me a lot. It's usually so over the top that I perceive it as them just kidding around, which is cool.
I keep said beating stick in the backseat of my car, for easy access.
Why aren't you rapping?Quote:
Originally Posted by VX
Because he's already a stand up comedian who specializes in sex jokes on BET. Duh.
I said never, but now that I think about it, I do get hit on. Typically it is by big "big" girls while I am ordering my food. Just yesterday I had one that looked very much like sponge bob girl do so while I was waiting on my food at burger King.
Maybe I'm evil but I don't dig on the big girls ;_; not that big anyway.
In somewhat related news, I no longer hate IronPlant. I don't know when it happened, but there it is.
How big we talking?Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Um, I'm thinking 3 to 4 feet diameter at the waste.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
It’s not me, It’s my dick. It hates huge fat girls. And sadly me and him have to agree about things like this when I give someone a shot. I hate it, because everyone needs loven but he’s a hateful bastard like that and what can you do?
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Originally Posted by IronPlant
I concur.Quote:
Originally Posted by station82o
The way I see it girls hit on you more when you are with someone...because of your overall disposition. You are generally more confident and here's the real thing -- you aren't thinking about banging the girl's brains out (or maybe you are!?) because you already have someone. This leads to actual real conversations that can really show a girl, wow, he's a guy but he isn't a dick like all the other guys I've met. So yeah, I don't think most guys are capable of doing this when they are single...it's just too hard to keep the physical stuff out of the mind and just relax and get to know her...it's like we have banners on our forheads that say I am single and not really paying attention to you because I want to have insane amounts of sex with you right now...and they know it...and we're screwed...
There is also the angle that for me for instance, I am married and my wife is cute as hell (little red head) and I am dorky as hell, so maybe girls take a look at me and say WTF, he's a dork but she's cute as hell WTF is going on here...and then they want to know what I have to offer my wife and other females in general...but really I do have nothing to offer...so yeah...
And for all you who say, I don't know I'm being hit on, I'm too oblivious...first off I can't believe this because as a guy...all it takes is eye contact...most guys think this too...all my female friends have a hell of a lot of problems dealing with guys they make eye contact with who think they are interested...men are just dumb as hell...my wife makes eye contact with all kinds of freaking guys and it's fun to see the way they perk up when she does...ha ha...I mean they'll freaking say "How you doin" to her for simply looking at them...
But if this is acutally true and you have no way of telling if someone is interested -- this is actually a good thing because then you don't have to worry about having your mind all messed up thinking whether the girl is hitting on you or not...and then you can impress her with a decent conversation and whatnot...it might lead to something that lasts...
Where the fuck do you live where girls get moist over fucking conversation?Quote:
Originally Posted by ssbomberman
You know what you call a guy who you have good conversations with?
A freind
Are you trying to spell in German?Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Sometimes, but rarely. And what sucks is I always notice, [but most of the time get told by someone else] that the girl likes me, only it's too late now, because the person's dating/not interested/moved/had an infectious disease. Still pretty cool to get the turnaround glare at school ;)
It's all that damn power metal, I swear.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Du hasst mich gefragt!Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
You know what is really weird? When you graduate and come back. I didn't get many long looks from girls when I was in highschool, but not now. When I go get my little sister when she is done with class I get a lot of looks.Quote:
Originally Posted by DjRocca
It's really bizarre having a lot of little girls stair at you
I said power metal, not music done by over hpyed concept bands.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
Are you sure they're not going "OMFG, WHAS DAT? IS ET HOOMAN?".Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I don't know, but I don't fuck orcs so, it doesn't matter either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by AstroBlue
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Originally Posted by IronPlant
Lucky you, Men hit on me and Women don't, it makes me sad.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
you too?Quote:
Originally Posted by VX
I'm horribly ugly so I have never talked to someone of the opposite sex.
way to go on the self esteem there spud.
Doesn't happen to me very often these days, I must admit, but then again I don't get out all that much. When it does happen, it's mostly older women that do it. I've never been hit on by a bloke, but I do know a few gay guys. Quite ironically, gay guys know I'm straight, but a lot of women just percieve me as gay. Pretty annoying, really. And I always seem to find my way into the "friend-zone" all the frickin' time...
*Shrugs.*
Look at my avatar...you'd think that I've never been hit on. Yet, I get hit on all the time lately since I decided to stop being nice to girls...they love it. How messed up is that?
depends on what town I'm in.
Wait, you forgot to say broke, too.Quote:
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maybe they like the while "evil seth green" thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zerodash
I guess...but that's just plain scary...
I've been winked at by a man before. Does that count?
No one ever hits on me. I think most women find me intimidating.
I never get hit on either, I'm always drunk.
What are you boys doing later? I read the other day that a cadaver can fetch 200 grand on the black market. Isn't that fascinating?
I get hit on from time to time but I usually don't realize it until after the fact unless the girls a total hobag.
I think it's sad that I remember some of these threads, like 6 years later. Wow.
You must get hit on a lot, then.
I need to change my vote from "Every now and then" to "Fuckin' never." I got uglier these last six years.
All the ladies want the sweet sweet Pineapple it makes your semen taste better.
Tell people you're too young to be nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zerodash
Does he still post here?
Last friday a few of us were walking out of the liquor store to go back to my house since Steph was out with some friends.
A jeep full of recently graduated high school chicks were like Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, where's the party.
I looked at my friends, we were all married, and said where the FUCK was this 10 years ago.
you had booze and looked complete taken.
You'd needed money shooting out your ass to be any more attractive
Who needs money shooting out your asshole, when YOU HAVE A FUCKING ISLAND!!!
Bitches love when you have stank on your dick. They know.
Also an island.
Bitches love booze. Simple as that.
HA
HOLY SHIT
But you were so dreamy =[Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkRyan
A girl at the Starbucks drive thru told me I looked like Eddie Vedder yesterday, I don't. I took that to mean that she wanted a Venti dick with cream semen and no sugar.
Did she tip you?
I'd still hump MarkRyan if I were gay. Which I'm not. But if I were...
I don't get outright hit on, but there are lots of chicks that seem interested in me at work. I think it's because I'm dressed well and give off the rich executive vibe, which I'm not, but I usually dress well.
The 20ish girls seem to fear me though, like I'm going to fire them. I'm just a grunt myself!
All the time. Chefs get hit on every single day. All you need to do is go somewhere in your coat and chicks get all wet.
Maybe they are just
hungry.