What thoughtless atrocities have you committed?

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Originally Posted by Dripdry

I used to put my cereal bowl in the refrigerator instead of the milk after breakfast.

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I put the baby in the shelf and played with the diapers. Took me a second to realize what I was doing.

I drank the salt shaker earlier at lunch. Thought it was my bottle of root beer.

I say retarded things more than anything.

But the coolest thing that was lame that I've ever done without thinking was one day I was really bored and I didn't have a computer and I beat all the video games I had, so I decided to see how many bagels I could eat before I got unbored. I ate one and a half and then I felt really sick. I wasn't bored anymore tho. Sorry If I've posted this before, it's my most fav story ever.

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

I say retarded things more than anything.

But the coolest thing that was lame that I've ever done without thinking was one day I was really bored and I didn't have a computer and I beat all the video games I had, so I decided to see how many bagels I could eat before I got unbored. I ate one and a half and then I felt really sick. I wasn't bored anymore tho. Sorry If I've posted this before, it's my most fav story ever.

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I dont know whether to laugh or cry

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Originally Posted by Satsuki

I ate one and a half and then I felt really sick.

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You pussy.

One time I was at a restaurant, and this waitress spilled some coffee on me, and I really wasn't thinking rationally but I was pissed, so I flipped out and killed the whole town.

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Originally Posted by GohanX

One time I was at a restaurant, and this waitress spilled some coffee on me, and I really wasn't thinking rationally but I was pissed, so I flipped out and killed the whole town.

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:lol:

One time I pour dial liquid soap on my toothbrush.

One time, back in 8th grade, my friend held down this annoying bitch, and I pulled down my shorts and busted some ass on her face. I mean, ass to nose, right on her mug.

Man...good times.

Then... you raped her, right?