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I actually have a simiilar story. I worked at McDs for 2 years, from September '99 - September '01 and one time the bathroom pipe-ing got all backed up. Well, suddenly tellow liquid started to fill the ice containers behind the counters (before we had self-serve drinks) and an employee asked "Who put lemonade in the ice containers?". A few whiffs and we were positive it was urine. After the plumber came he confrimed it. At least a few people got drinks with that ice too.
Oh damn. I've done lots of stupid shit.
There was the time when for absolutely no reason, I leaped out of a second story window during driver's ed class. Sprained my ankle, but the stories people told about that incident were worth it.
There was the time at an amusement park, on a school trip, I saw the handicapped stall open in the bathroom, so I ran for it. I love them, they're like bathroom luxury suites. I sat down, relaxed, kicked back... and failed to notice some dude in a wheelchair racing in behind me, bumping into the door mere seconds after I sat down. Oops. And wouldn't you know it, one of my friends was washing his hands when I came out and the guy went in. And proceeded to tell all of my friends. And the faculty.
I caused a friend to lose a job once. I went into his work (a convenience store) around the same time he did, and I spent most of the day there. Eating free things, hassling customers, and so forth. Now, all of this probably would have been fine, until he left the counter for a few minutes, and I proceeded to jump behind it and start dancing. His higher-ups sure loved that when they saw it on the security tape. Of course, they were looking for a reason to fire him anyway, and I gave it to them. Oops.
I ate a whole habanero pepper. That was unpleasant, to say the very least.
When I was in kindergarten, I saw a handicapped kid with a prosthetic arm, and this was new to me. It didn't look so much like a real arm as something just to grip random objects with, and I was fascinated, and began to ask him lots of questions about his "toy", what it did, and where he got it. I think he was very confused and scared.
Lots more dumb stoires... none come to mind right now, though. I'm waiting for someone this thread to say "I BOUGHT AN N-GAGE ON LAUNCH NIGHT."
YOU CANT PROVE A DAMN THING! :curse:Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
Once, I started pissing in the Laundry hamper. someone walked into the laundry and saw me, and said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?", To which I replied "huh? oh, OH! OH SHIT!". The thing is that once you start its kinda hard to stop, and I figured that it'd be easier to clean pissy clothes rather than pissy clothes AND a trail of piss, so I stayed put until I finished.
I went to the ATM today, I put my card in, and then I remember that its a new card and I haven't memorised the PIN yet. My trip to the shops was a complete waste of time.
I pissed on a hobo once.=/
In kindergarten, I got in pretty bad trouble for standing on some girl (she was sleeping) to reach something up in the cupboards.
That was very shitty of me, I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I can say that I didn't do it maliciously, though.
Did you break some ribs?
I posted on GameFAQs message boards (GTA3/Vice City) a couple of times...
that's just the bottom of the barrel my friend... :P
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Originally Posted by cka