Halloween Costumes

Well, I have to go out to a halloween party thrown by some friend of an acquaintance yada yada yada...

The catch: We can only dress as something sexual. I've thought about being an Ass Pirate, or the proverbial Ass Clown... or a cheap one $$-wise would be to take some cardboard boxes and make myself into a Sex Machine (to get on the scene, of course!)
Ideas?

What are you all going to be or would like to dress up as?

What have you gone as in the past? I went as a ninja once (a long time ago, before I even KNEW about pirates, I swear!)

During my druggie days, I got ripped one year and went out as "CRAZY MAXI PAD HEAD MAN." My costume was an unused maxi pad stuck on my forehead. I won.

I'm dressing up as myself and going to Magfest.

here's what I'm going in...












http://members.tripod.lycos.nl/JPSch...dboardbox3.JPG

I always have really great ideas for elaborate costumes that I throw together in 3 or 4 hours the night before Halloween, and they turn out not-so-great. Last year I did Pyramidhead from Silent Hill 2, and tried to terrorize neighborhood children who didn't know what I was supposed to be. Excellent! At least my friend who worked at Blockbuster at the time got it, and a couple customers did too. Regardless, it was a ton of fun to make, though not so much fun to wear. I'll post pics if anyone's interested.

This year? Probably Herbert West from the Re-Animator movies... granted, I just need a labcoat, shirt and tie, syringe, and a spare glow stick. I suppose big glasses wouldn't hurt. My mass supply of useless junk to build costumes out of is far away at home, and I'm here in Boston, heh.

I wish I could dress up as this again:

This Halloween I'm going as a female pimp....I'm going to have the Big black hat with striped pheasant feather, the five-inch heeled shoes with fish in them, the neon pink plastic outfit and all, with Calliander as ma ho :D. Haha, not really. I'll be dressed up as a Mafioso (black pinstripe suit, smokey makeup, etc.)

1) Super glue totally awesome twigs and leaves to green shirt and pants
2) Paint black boots green or buy green boots
3) Paint peace sign on shirt
4) Get picket sign and put the words "NO BLOOD FOR OIL!" on it
5) Hippie liberal protestor costume done, collect candy or Greenpeace donations

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Originally Posted by voltz

here's what I'm going in...
http://members.tripod.lycos.nl/JPSch...dboardbox3.JPG

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you're going as Snake?

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ight=halloween :p

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Originally Posted by Calliander

1) Super glue totally awesome twigs and leaves to green shirt and pants
2) Paint black boots green or buy green boots
3) Paint peace sign on shirt
4) Get picket sign and put the words "NO BLOOD FOR OIL!" on it
5) Hippie liberal protestor costume done, collect candy or Greenpeace donations

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You forgot the part about not showering until Halloween.

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Originally Posted by Videodrone

you're going as Snake?

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maybe not this year, last time I was at a party with someone and we had a box walking around for a bit which I thought was funny, turned out to be a naked guy inside and I just about threw up afterwords.

Maybe I can find a good janitor outfit and try going as micheal myers. I always wanted to stalk people.

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Originally Posted by Grave

You forgot the part about not showering until Halloween.

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I was going to wear a fake set of dreadlocks and borrow some Birkenstocks from a friend of mine (instead of the boots). Hehe.

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

I wish I could dress up as this again:

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While I generally consider cosplay to be close to the gayest thing ever thought up.. I have to admit.. that was rather cool...

Didn't we just have this thread?

ah well, anyway, I was gonna be a Battle Royale kid, then I was going to be Lammy, then I was listening to this Malice Mizer song, and I'm all "nonoo I'm gonna be a PIRATE!!!" and then my friend said "let's go as nurses from Silent Hill"....so, right now, I think I'm gonna be a robot.

I like the silent hill nurse idea. Get a skimpy outfit and smear something gory on yourself, you'll be scaring kids in no time!