Proof the world is doomed.

I can't tell if this is really a joke or not, but I think its legit.

www.icedoutgear.com

The best part are the testimonials.

http://www.icedoutgear.com/testimonials.php

If these are real, and people actualy can send an email, and yet still fill it with mind-numbing stupidity like this, were all doomed.

Hey y'all at IcedOutGear.Com..... I got my stuff, the 5 timezone watch and the ice on the side to match. I can't say anything but "Damn"..... I thought I'd be getting some broke down replica to show off but y'all straight proved me wrong. Everybody on the block talkin' 'bout my mad flossing..... I appreciate the pro-status gear y'all...... Keep It Fresh

No one who would actually type that out would me so meticulous in their proper use of apostrophes. They're fake.

True Ballers Only Section? Remember, you can only enter if your a tru iced out baller.


this has to be fake..

How can people tell the future?

With a major time machine?

I'm gonna get a 88mph belt buckle.

Bling bling, bitch.

Quote:

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From: Trinidad_Nigga
To: support@icedoutgear.com
Sent: Saturday, September 13, 2003 9:12 PM
Subject: Yo!!


I got ma watch on Friday & it's tha shyt. No doubt. Imma do wot I gotta do 2 keep tha maxiumum bling on that joint. Good lookin' y'all.
~One Love~

Jamille------B-more, Maryland

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Baha.

It's the new Bling King website!
www.theblingking.com is no more :(

I want me one of them "Pimp Cups."

Because.. you know.. I'm a pimp. And I could use a nice cup for my beverages.

Haha....the funniest thing is that people spend money on this stuff they way they do...I've always been the one for a nice chain (got a big silver one myself...didn't buy it though), but when people start getting all the fake belt-buckles, watches, and everything else....just makes you laugh at the way the mainstream is going.

What do you mean? the way we make being a peace of shit cool? Next thing you know, trying to get the worst possable diseases and eating human shit will be cool.

Being stupid, materalistic, immoral, and being a complete waste of human life already is, so why no those other things?