I make pictures with your titles.

I can never replace what you took.

"Dead men tell no tales."

"The walls have ears."

"Time waits for no man."

"Now is the winter of our discontent."

I care because you do.

Sinuses are teh devil.

"If I don't get to fuck you, I'm going to fucking kill you... and then fuck you."

Pancakes on the ninja griddle.

Cheese tastes good, but not when there are strangers watching.

"Holy what the fuck there's a tank on the roof!"

Here's a few suggestions

"I will not be beaten by your mind games"

"Together we stand, divided we fall"

"My face is a misery of unwanted obliquety"

I care because you do.