I make pictures with your titles.

I'm ripping off the guy from explodingdog.com

Give me a title, and I'll paint a picture.

You're going to be busy.

Metagrobolized

i said that you can bet i'll be bothering you soon. you said, "no bother, please do."

Wow, that guy is fucking great.

http://www.explodingdog.com/january2...anybetter.html

Remind you of something?

I was a samurai working table three at Denny's


Mingus Rorshack, Last man in the universe.


Neptune loves Carmen Electra


Pizza is the sixth element


The millenium cola war.

http://www.explodingdog.com/ - I've never seen this site before. It's wonderful! Thanks for the link :)

Oh, and a title for 88:
Suspicious of the blinking internet activity icon
or
Momma glued my wings on improperly

Metagrobolized.

I was a samurai working table three at Denny's.

Mingus Rorshack, Last man in the universe.

"I sometimes wonder why I bother."

Heh -- subtle. Cool stuff.

At first, I though this thread was titled, "I make pictures with your titties.", so try to do that one


JM

I make pictures with your titties.

I sometimes wonder why I bother.

"I have crippling emotional pain"

"the sweating gooch is the mother of your milk"

I have crippiling emotional pain.

The sweating gooch is the mother of your milk.

I made my own, it's more fitting to what I was thinking:

Don't steal my thunder.

Last Friday, it happened again.

I think I know that title from somewhere... a picture involving a lump under a rug, and a man holding a weapon of sorts.

Or perhaps I just thought of that. Either way, I don't think I can do that one. Even though I really want to.

:icepick:

Dont steal my thunder

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Originally Posted by Icepick

I think I know that title from somewhere... a picture involving a lump under a rig, and a man holding a weapon of sorts.

Or perhaps I just thought of that. Either way, I don't think I can do that one. Even though I really want to.

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Yeah, there was this book full of weird one-liners and a spooky style picture drawn for each. This one was a guy with a shovel about to bash a mysterious lump in his carpet. He looked terrified.

This book was mentioned in a Stephen King short story collection, since he based one of the short stories on the picture of a house taking off like a rocket.

Good call, though.

How about... "I can never replace what you took"

I can never replace what you took.

"Dead men tell no tales."

"The walls have ears."

"Time waits for no man."

"Now is the winter of our discontent."

I care because you do.

Sinuses are teh devil.

"If I don't get to fuck you, I'm going to fucking kill you... and then fuck you."

Pancakes on the ninja griddle.

Cheese tastes good, but not when there are strangers watching.

"Holy what the fuck there's a tank on the roof!"

Here's a few suggestions

"I will not be beaten by your mind games"

"Together we stand, divided we fall"

"My face is a misery of unwanted obliquety"

I care because you do.

penis vagina man has no feelings.

I need some more titles... none of these are really jumping out at me.

The heavenly blob crushed the car and all its occupants.

target practice at the abortion clinic?

Attention Whore

When Day and Dream Collide.

"My old friend Larry? He's doing fine!"

or just "Doing fine!" if you don't want to bother with a fellow named Larry.

Shower Curtains in the Oven

"Kool-Aid Man conquers the world"

Attention whore.

When day and dream collide.

My old friend Larry? He's doing fine.

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Originally Posted by IcePick

Attention Whore

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I don't see how she can monopolize much attention with that vagina-tree in the background.

I love the robot theme.

Anyways--

Public stoning. // Firing squad.

There's nothing left for me now.

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Originally Posted by Rich

I love the robot theme.

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This is the one that started it all...

I like the expresion on the suns face best.

"Big object, small receptacle."

"Expiration date, three weeks ago."

"Saw you off this morning."

Edit: Got some more.

"They found my hidden stash!"

"Every day without you is a blessing."

and a stolen one : "What a horrible night to have a curse."

I think, therefor I funk.

But what of Mr. Panning?

Why fly when you can asphyxiate?

Forever spooning, he opens doors.

Whenever do you find the time to change its diapers?

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Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

I think, therefor I funk.

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That one's sweet.

I'm buying a tablet with my next paycheck.

I may lay off drawing new ones until then. But by all means, keep posting titles.

Got the tablet... titles please?

I beat her because I care.

chickens hate my testicles.

Every single time I look at the thread title I think it says "I make pictures with your titties".

So that's my title suggestion.

Erik, someone wants to date you.

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

Every single time I look at the thread title I think it says "I make pictures with your titties".

So that's my title suggestion.

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Originally Posted by JM

At first, I though this thread was titled, "I make pictures with your titties.", so try to do that one

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Someone beat you to it...

"Dude they're worms, and they're in your ass. What is it going to take to get you to realize that that's just iky?"

Give it shot. :)

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Originally Posted by Icepick

This is the one that started it all...

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Ha!

I guess that would qualify as 'firing squad!' :lol:

"Let Ass Kick Together"

Engrish respectully taken from Armed Police Batrider


[the JAM made me give them credit for it]

I Dropped My Bagel Behind the Sofa

She's the puzzle piece behind the couch that makes the sky complete.

I Dropped My Bagel Behind the Sofa

How about:

"The doctors said that my pubic hair was on fire"

scartch and sniff porn


my left foot


arran is a fag


fuck the clutch


chop a dog



my stomach smells


my cancer


marrionette

Just use Anal Cunt songs:

I snuck a retard into a sperm bank.

You look depressed.

You've got a job.

I got a job in an office for the sole purpose of sexually harrasing women.

You're old and gay.

Tomorrow will be better

Tomorrow will be better.

You look depressed.

Cool.
..
" This city scares me sometimes. "

"I can't believe I lost my virginity again."

This city scares me sometimes.

How about,

To put it succinctly:

"I Like Ass."

Hope you don't mind me posting a few of my own, Icepick. :) Explodingdog.com rules.

my stomach smells

my left foot

"Download your Pain"

"My cellphone makes my head feel funny."

"She didn't look 15."

"The cream just isn't working anymore."


Good job on the completed ones, 88.

Its only a weapon if you use it as one

I bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

step two, profit

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Originally Posted by FPM

Its only a weapon if you use it as one

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Heard this while I was on the phone:

"Static! AAH!"

http://users.zoominternet.net/~tain/static.jpg

Haha, nice :)

Heres another:
Pills can't solve this.

jerk chicken.

Please don’t let the demon cheese robot haunt me anymore

Give me more titles! I'm feeling prolific.

Aluminum tastes like fear.

And they call it Puppy Love 2: The Return of Jafar

"Give me more titles! I'm feeling prolific."

Goat Stroker.

“Give me more prophylactics! I’m feeling unchastely.”

Damn Chickens Have Left the Coup

Whoops....wrong button. Sorry sweetie.

So, now the pain starts.

Thanks for upsetting the cheese.

Cruel fate, why have you thrown me a nipple ring?

The horse is humping Janet Reno again...

"Quick, I need some bran!"

Martha Stewart Finds God.

She would have never lost God. Way too organized that one is.

i don't think he's doing them anymore.

Well... I've had to take a break due to the fact that my hand has no feeling in it, and hasn't for a while.

If it ever fucking gets better I'll be back.

Please keep posting new titles, if you have em... hopefuly I'll have a bunch done soon.

Cadillac Candy Green

Suicide Pantystocking

http://www.joystickadventures.com/bran.JPG
Quick, I need some bran!

I took the liberty until Icepick gets his hand better.

:lol:

Nice work there, Andrew. Good to see someone cover for Icepick until his hand's well again.

My heart was ripped in half while I stood by, helpless.