So you want to be a hardcore gamer:

The only one I got was the first one.

But the article annoyed me,
I'm supposed like all the latest shovelware that is hyped to death when in reality a piece of crap game, and because I still find value in a few older games, I supposed to automaticaly hate everything new?

:lol: Some of you guys have no sense of humor. Even if you don't find it funny, at least know it's a joke and not something the author seriously belives. :p

Those who are taking it personally are upset because perhaps it hits too close to home?

The whole thing is a joke designed to poke fun at fuck tards...

Irk, I got 5/10.....Although sheeple is new to me, ill have to use that.

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Originally Posted by Sub

It's just entertainment. Once you get to that point where it's too significant, where you're screaming at hardware manufacturers on message boards over what you percieve to be PERSONAL ATTACKS MADE AGAINST YOU, shit like that, you need to sit down for a moment. Breathe. Reconsider. It's not a big deal. Whatever it is, seriously, it's not a big deal. Games are fun.

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Tell that to Cubs fans.

How dare he? Is no one else pissed that he said Atari games have little gameplay? They have more gameplay than the cutscene filled drivel people play today!*

*Shh, I'm just kidding. The article is clearly meant to try and upset "Hardcore gamers" thus making them look like fools. In turn, a good time is had by all.

It's toastyfrog. It's satire. Read their Evangelion plot-breakdown and maybe then you'll see this guy isn't being serious.

hehehe...funny article.

I think that's one of the best pieces of satire I've ever read.

I got 1 and 3 through 8 nailed. Now I just need to get rid of my freinds and take everythign seriously and use annoying internet slang and I'm set.

I like his metroid prime review. he's a good writer.