People naming their kids after products.

Busta Rhymes and a bunch of dumb rappers were ridiculed on a radio show for advertising products in their songs without actually receiving money or even gifts from the companies whose products were being advertised for free.

ESPN has to be the stupidest name of all time. How is it pronounced? Ess-pin? Dad obviously had a huge influence there. Was the mother unconcious when it came time to name the baby, or did the hospital somehow mispell the name and found out too late...?

Can I name my next kid McGriddles? I love those things like Jacko loves children.

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Just on the side of weirdness she is also currently teaching a Shithead (Shi - theed). *sigh*

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One of my younger cousins was in a class with a kid whose name was pronounced "you suck." That's gotta be fun. Imagine dealings with police officers. "What's your name, son?" "You suck."

Shithead... that's just rough. Anyway, I think Vic Viper would be a smashing name for a child. You could always name them Victor and make their middle name Viper...

I think "The Legend of Zelda" is a good middle name too.

With all this ghetto shit, I'm wondering when we'll see names like Badazz Mo'fucka on elementary school attendance lists...

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Evans said he helped talk a woman out of naming her girl Tyranny

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Hell, I would've been crazy for a girl with that name.

how about bengay as a first name? no? no? ah ok :(

Lots of people in PR name their children by combining both the parent's names.

Gabriel + Mariel = Gamariel.

There have been some FUCKED UP names on my attendance lists over the years. What's funnier is that Nemesis is a common girl's name here. :lol:

Just think how Dick Butkus felt growing up.. no wonder he has the reputation he has in football..

DjRocca - your avatar... what is it, and what is it from?

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DjRocca - your avatar... what is it, and what is it from?

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I think it's Saburouta from Gunvalkyrie...

bloodyarts: That'd be Gunvalkyrie.

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Orangejello

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Best name ever.

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Lots of people in PR name their children by combining both the parent's names.

Gabriel + Mariel = Gamariel.

There have been some FUCKED UP names on my attendance lists over the years. What's funnier is that Nemesis is a common girl's name here. :lol:

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They do that messed up shit in the filipino community too. You wouldn't believe the names they come up with.

Someone with a last name starting with H should name their son Preperation. I will send them money on a monthly basis for that job.