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Last night's show was pretty uneventful.... Williem H. Macy was good as usual, and The Strokes were good too.
But Holy Crap. Hiedi Klum was fucking smoking last night. I know I've said she has a "but-her face" before. But if she always looks like she did last night.....damn. I'd hit it...over and over and over again. :nod:
The one from the previous night had Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu on. Conan was pretty funny.
To stay on topic, I don't think I'd hit any of them anymore... maybe Cameron in the Mask, and Drew when she was younger. I never liked Liu much.
Yeah, that was pretty good. I had seen it when it was new (when Charlies Angels 2 was coming out). Poor conny didn't get many words in with the three girls up there. :'(Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
Cameron in the mask was fucking hot. And Liu is ugly as all hell (imo). But Drew when she was younger? uhh... E.T.?Quote:
To stay on topic, I don't think I'd hit any of them anymore... maybe Cameron in the Mask, and Drew when she was younger. I never liked Liu much.
damn.... you fucking pedophile.
Fuck, I totally forgot the Strokes were on this month. I keep forgetting to watch. I've been trying to run through Final Fantasy X and it's taking forever.
It should be on Comedy Ceteral today (I'm not sure what time though)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
You know, I'm not much for blondes, and have never seen what the big deal about Heidi was before..
But I will agree. Last night she was amazing. I'd lay it to her. Ravage her rotten. As far as VS models go, I'd much rather get my hands on Tyra though. :D
She's on Comedy Central right now (6:30).
Yeah, I'd bang that nasty.
I think you should rename this thread to reflect how much we'll talk about banging Conan's guests.
This thread is for all aspects of Conan. Even if the conversation is mostly about sexing up the chicks on his show.
Will Macey ripped off PREPERATION H RAYMOND! Sue him, Conan! Sue him with all your might!
I saw an episode with Steve Irwin and Dolly Parton last week and that was funny. He was complaining how most of his guests are scum, but that night he had a great show.
He was actually just making up to Parton for the writers totally laying it in to her the night before she was on.
He says that every night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
Anyone see tonights/last nights show when he had the rock paper scissors guy on (Billy Bob Thorton was the main guest). God, I wanted Conan to win so bad. The stupid fuckhole was a good guest, but he was too cocky. And his voice was annoying as all hell.
That was the only really great part of the show. The opening sketch where he went to Martha Stewarts stable was decent, but certainly not anything special.
No, usually he says that they have a good show and 99% of the time it's a lie. He outright called his guests scum (and it wasn't in the "laugh zone" either). It was along the lines, but way more blunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Criticom
Oh yeah, ok. Still though, it's just his schtick.
Yeah, Crit's right.
Anyway, just saw that RPS guy. What a fucking tool. Strategies? Cracker, please. That "sport" is ass, and stoo the foo up.
Who amongst you have gone to a taping of Conan?
I did. A looong time ago when Andy was still on (okay it was maybe in 1998 or 1999). The guests were Salma Hayek, Richard Branson (mega billionaire Virgin guy) and the Dixie Chicks right before they hit it big. Like I saw them, thought they were shit, and 3 months later they were all over the place.
And Salma Hayek, my God. I just cant describe how fucking hot she is.
Seeing the Conan show live was like a religious experience. Like going to Mecca or something.
It's on my "List of things to do before I die". Go me.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
There's no right or wrong. Yes, he does say it, but usually it's in the monologue and this time he was extremely blunt with the scum business. I was just pointing out how funny it was this time because of the delivery difference.
What do they do during the commercial breaks?Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
just a shout out:
If anyone for whatever reason ever comes across the following conan skits, let me know if you'd be so kind =X
1. Mr. T and the apple ranch
2. The New Years skit where Conan, Max, and the Announcer dude dressed up and the whole story was told in photographs. That was the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.
anyway, conan rules! VA VA VOOOM!
They've done a bunch of those "stories through photographs". One of the consistantly funny skits on the show.
Hmm... usually Conan would talk to the guest, so you would just chill out for a little while. Remember though the show is filmed beforehand (like at 3:00 in the afternoon) so its just a short recess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
I'm not a fan of Conan, but I did watch the entire week when he had The White Stripes on every night. Meg White's a cutie. :)
Oh no, you'll have to be converted... A Clockwork Orange style! LOAD THE FILM REELS OF PIMPBOT 5000 AND THE MASTURBATING BEAR!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Ahh! AHHHHH! :lol:
not a big fan and Conan don't belong in the same paragraph together, let alone sentence.
Word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
True.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
This is probably only important to Andrew, CKA, and... some... other people... but Conan is shooting four episodes in Toronto starting February 10th!!! I'm so fucking hyped. I just don't know where to get tickets.
Dream come true, ladies, dream come true...
Oh I know. I'm anxiously awaiting tickets to go up for grabs. I want to get about 10 or so.
I want tickets, Ill pay for them, even know they are always free.
I'll pay!
Take Andrews liver!
If I go i'm going to steal the worlds fastest minora (although it'll be feb, so I doubt it'll be there) and hit you in the face with it.
Say wha?! I might have to find some way to get to Toronto in that case...Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
The world's fastest Menorah was the best thing I've ever seen on TV.
Last night baby jesus tested positive for steroids and when they tried to question him he was in a jeep and took off in a remote control car with remote control police cars chasing behind him.
It was awesome.
Does anyone remember this Conan skit:
SHOOOOES!!!!
Thats all I remember from it besides painful laughter. WTF was that skit!
I vaguely remember that...
And the Kwanzaa holiday symbol was comedy gold.
Anyone see the piece of loud mouth shit, Bill O'Riley on Conan? Conan is the fucking man! O'Riley is on and starts ranting on about how Conan and the entertainment industry have a duty to give equal time to all political sides, and that Conan shouldn't let stars come on the show to talk about their political agenda or some shit. In typical O'Riley fashion, he tries to bully and shout over Conan everytime he tries to give his side of the issue. Thank god Conan stood up for himself and got over on that loud mouth "I'm always right and nothing you say is right unless I agree with you and let you talk" mother fucker. Conan was able to say his mind (his number 1 goal is an entertaining show, to be funny and make sure everyone has fun. When political guests are on the show, they almost never talk about politics/their political stance on an issue. They have a fun interview about what's going on in their lives and plug a book/cd/movie/show/whatever). And Conan still made it a really funny interview. He saved it at least 3 times.
I gave a shitty summary of what went down, you have to see it for yourself. Just further proof that O'Brien has the best late night show.
The skit was about low budget commercials. I think it was used after a bit a city that runs the show at 2 or 3 am instead of 12:30.Quote:
SHOOOOES!!!!
Thats all I remember from it besides painful laughter. WTF was that skit!
OH MY GOD YESSS!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by NoboruWataya
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!! and the guy trips!
Conan's my hero, yo.
that was awesome.
Bill O'Reilly is like: Well, what about me, is this funny?
And Conan goes: Wel... yeah. Then quickly juts out with a hand cupped over his mouth "I think I saved it." If republicans were more fun then he'd have them on.
conanintoronto@nbc.com
Email for tickets. Email now.
Yeah, he said to email... though sometimes that's just a joke too.. I think he did something like this for the Aniversary show. And it turned out to be a big joke.
But that's your best bet.
I really hope he comes to California again. :(
No the e-mail wasn't prepared. He said it on air and apologized and everything.
I remember that. It wasn't set up right and when the server got pounded it got all fucked up so they had to do it again.
I loved the show when Andy was still on and they used to do their "in the year 2000" skits. One of the best parts I liked was when they were looking at the stars and Andy decided to bring out a pair of joysticks so they could play pong with the planets until god showed up and told them to knock it off!
they still do "in the year 2000" bit. They just do it when big celebrities drop by, and Andy sometimes does it when he checks in too.
Well i scored 2 tickets. Swweeeet.
Alright, Does anybody have any screen captures of "Frankenstien Wasts a Minute of Our Time"? I couldn't find anything with Google. Help.
i think the funniest skit is the stachen blochen skit the music is hilarious.
They have a small clip of it on the Conan O'Brien site itself. Just play the movie and take screen caps. I assume you can do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by adol
John Tesh.
NBA on NBC theme music.
It's a Wonderful life.
nuff said.
yeah...good times good times...
I want a FedEx Pope doll to hold.
They have dolls!?!?!?!
No, I made it up =XQuote:
Originally Posted by Genki
But I really do want one.
Andy was on last night. I miss him. And I wish Andy Controls the Universe wasn't cancelled.
Tonight's EP was just fucking CLASSIC.
Chuck Norris fought Conan O'Brien on the show last night. CLASSIC!
It was... until Bill Maher came on. And that Bounty Hunter was dissapointing, too. But, still, yes, the best skit that the show has done in a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
:( damn i missed em.
Tonights ep is just disgustingly funny.
Damn, I missed again. And I got rid of cable, so Comedy Central's out?
What Was it?
Best Part of the Show
http://members.tripod.com/~jimmytorso/oldy.jpg
best picture i could find left on the net
Yea, Tripod is always hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anomaly
Hilarious indeed.
Shit, it's suppose to be Oldie Olson. He use to be an Internet favorite.
Remember the scores of <blank> Ate My Balls pages?
Apparently, there's no more pictures of the old man.
It will be on the website in a couple of weeks.
Big news Conan fans! First Chappelle gets paid, now it's Conan's turn!
http://quote.bloomberg.com/apps/news...Q4e.Q&refer=us
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Originally Posted by bloomberg
Conan at 11:30pm = Conan not funny anymore. Sad but true. :( I seriously can't see him getting away with half the shit he gets away with at 12:30.
Don't be so stupid about this. Conan isn't going to give up most of his creative control for an 11:30 timeslot. I can't remember where he said it, but I believe he said in an interview to People magazine or something like this that he'd rather be on at 12:35 over 11:35 if it meant more comedic freedom.Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
Still, Conan's a funny guy. Don't sit there and condemn him 6 years before he has his chance. That's ludicirous.
I'm happy for Consey Wonsey, but this is the only thing I am worried about too.Anyone can replace an unfunny Jay Leno, but I doubt anyone could replace Conan and his sense of humor.Quote:
Originally Posted by cka
We'll see what TV is like in 2009. I don't think we'll be dissappointed.
He has to do a "In the year 2009" skit soon. That would rock.
I too am scared that Jays lameness will infect the cone zone.
In the year two thousand and niiiiine... in the year two thousand and NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEE!!!!!! Of course Mr. T should do the honors (though some will argue it should be good ol' Andy)Quote:
Originally Posted by child810
When Conan hosted the Emmy awards and has skits during the Emmy's they're always awesome. He's got great material he keeps up his sleeve.
I recently bought the Best of Triumph on DVD.
Totally kicks ass. Well worth the 20 bucks.
The Quebec thingie is on there, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Klonoa
If so, I'm buying!
Oh yes my fair weathered friend, oh yes. I'm not sure what fair weathered means, but it sounds like you fit the bill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
Rilo Kiley is the musical guest on October 6th.
Everyone needs to check this out.
Why? I usually skip the musical guests.
It means he's your friend only when things are good; if you're in trouble, he's absent or busy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
Because they're about the best thing going on in music right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
I think there might be a hot chick in the band, also
http://www.ellenby.com/gallery/band/bands/RiloKiley.jpg
She sang backup on the Postal Service album.
One of the guys in Rilo Kiley played Pinsky in Salute Your Shorts.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
I wish I had something more to add, but holy shit. That show ruled, btw, what a surprise this is.
Would be cooler if it was Budnick or Donkeylips.
I think the guy that played Budnick does the voice for Jack Spicer in Xiaolin Showdown. Sounds just like him, anyway.
Someone hit him, he's skipping.
EDIT: Damn your delete.
Good try though.
4 words:
WALKER.
TEXAS.
RANGER.
LEVER.
He's been doing that bit for awhile now.
I saw an episdoe Thursday night with a skit to rename the Expos as they come to Washington. The winning name : The Washington Denzels :D
I'm quite aware of that, but no matter how many times you see it...it still kicks ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
Fighter X is right in his presumption that the Walker Texas Ranger is amazing, despite it being older.
And the singer played the girl in The Wizard. How fucking rad is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
I wanted to bang the shit out of that girl when I was 8.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Seriously, first crush. I do get her confused with the other eighties redhead girl though, the one in Goonies.
That's pretty cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Me too, except I think I was 12.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Her band rocks even harder now that I know that she was in THE FUCKING WIZARD.
P.S. I got tickets to see Brian Wilson in concert.
Eat it.
fuck off :(
And yeah...Rilo Kiley rocks...
PS - Im currently listening to music from Pete and Pete by Polaris, and it too rocks.