Heres a pretty heart felt video clip of a Britney Spears interview. Watch in amazement as you can actually see her brain TRY to figure out how to cry.
The britney brain fart
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Heres a pretty heart felt video clip of a Britney Spears interview. Watch in amazement as you can actually see her brain TRY to figure out how to cry.
The britney brain fart
...what the hell just happened?
It's almost like she had to try each emotion on her list until she got to that one...
It's called a defense mechinism.
cut her some slack.
Damn, what a bimbo.
Funny, I thought she was a robot that just got confused. If the interviewer had kept pushing she would've gone insane and killed everyone in the studio.Quote:
Originally Posted by Melf
Hah, that was rotten. Oh my goodness HELLO.
:lol:
God I love dumb, beautiful women.
What did she end up saying in the interview about being a cheating slizut? "HELLO, LIKE OMG I DIDNT DO IT, HELLO" :cry:
One wonders how a girl from LOUISIANA of all places learns to speak like that...
i want to say television. but not even tv could make someone that stupid. can it...?Quote:
Originally Posted by CynicalSphere
I heard this on Howard Stern like 10 times, but I hadn't seen how incomprehensible it actually looked. Holy crap, that's hilarious. I'd still hit it like a Malasian prosititute, though.
you guys thought that was bad ...
I'd like to say this clip REALLY confuses me.
What the hell happened with her? She short circuited into a bunch of nonsense "OH MY GOD HELLO". I mean... I'm just so confused now, and then she bursts into tears.
:wtf: :o
She goes from calm, to valley girl, to nerdy pick your nose, to valley girl to emo chick all in 3 seconds.
Maybe she's multi-personality disorder heh.
I dont get it... like that's REALLY fucking weird... Ive never seen anything like it, and thats the truth, Ruth.
I could smell the neurons frying, and I don't think she had that many to begin with. Kind of creepy, really.
James
i've heard that she does similar stuff from time to time. in some entertainment magazine, they mentioned that she just freaked out at a recent press junket. she was answering all the questions just right until she snapped. she stopped mid-sentence, said "i can't do this," and then got up and left. never came back to finish.
I'm confused, and need to watch again, because I couldn't quite grasp what just happened. Glad my girl doesn't act like that.
I want to bang her more than ever.
Damnit, I thought there was going to be some Britney sidetalkin' action in here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rtificial
I think she is pregnant. Or on the rag. Or something.
Taking a shit requires less effort than that episode she went through....:o
:lol:
1) As soon as 'breakup' is mentioned, the sharps glazz's viddy away. Nadsat pol gets another plenny.
2) Someone probably is crasting dengs. Bezoomy Britney, Chumble, Sneety, Ploogy...
3) The baboochka didn't even shazat a question pre-platch...
do you have the book in front of you? /impressed
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Originally Posted by MVS
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And to that video all I can muster is..
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
... Words absolutely fail me on this one. I can't quite say it's unbelievable, though.
Yeah... In fact, I think I saw that one coming.
Impressive that Diane Sawyer (or whoever that is) remained completely composed through the whole thing.
now i viddy, droog. i messel you were just ittying bezoomny.Quote:
Originally Posted by MVS
When the hell did MVS start channeling Pootie Tang? :lol:
I think that this video is sufficient defense in a court of law while being tried for the murder of Britney Spears.
Yeah I heard this on the Stern show, then saw it on one of the late night shows, she's losing it and she looked wasted.
Is Howard out this whole week or something? All we've been getting out here in LA are reruns with Jackie the Assman Martling instead of Artie.
Yeah it seems to be a whole 'Best Of' thing for the whole week probably because its so close to thanksgiving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander
They're still funny because I get to listen to the old stuff I never heard before but I would have preferred to have him live for at least Mon, Tues, Wed.
Whatever though.
Wow. What a way to come to terms with crying.
Stern gets shitloads of time off for anything even remotely resembling a holiday. If there's a holiday, he gets at least the whole week off, if not two. Lucky bastard.
A lap dance is always more fun when the stripper's crying.
I certainly think he has earned it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Yea when I was commuting to work a couple years ago I always got a bit down because of the reruns. His show seriously does help you get your day off to a good start.Quote:
Originally Posted by Will
Ya heard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
there are a lot of bad britney stories, but now I'm starting to wonder about what a friend told me about her friend (bear with me Diffusion X, cause its true and relevant) when she was in Boston partying at the Roxy. That she was totally against smoking pot in the bathroom, and then fifteen minutes later she came in with an attitude of all, "why didn't you tell me."
and he's told my friend numerous times simply from that one experience with her, that she has mulitple personalities.
Now I'm starting to believe it.