FHM's Greatest Games of All Time

The List.

50. Twister
49. Battleship
48. Super Chexx USA vs. USSR Dome Hockey
47. Everquest (PC)
46. Gran Turismo (PS)
45. Hungry Hungry Hippos
44. Big Buck Hunter (Arcade)
43. Connect Four
42. THPS (PS)
41. Baseball Stars (NES)
40. Paper triangle football
39. Super Mario Bros. (NES)
38. Medal of Honor: AA (PC)
37. Darts
36. Video Poker
35. Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!! (NES)
34. Counter-Strike (PC)
33. Tomb Raider (PC)
32. DDR (Arcade)
31. Tabletop shuffleboard
30. Monopoly
29. Legend of Zelda (NES)
28. Mattle Electronics Football II (Handheld)
27. Street Fighter II (Arcade, SNES, Genesis)
26. Ms. Pac-Man (Arcade)
25. Clue
24. Stratego
23. Space Invaders (Arcade)
22. Dodge ball (real life)
21. Mousetrap
20. Goldeneye (N64)
19. Tetris (PC, but the picture had the NES version)
18. Pitfall! (2600)
17. Marco Polo
16. Candy Land
15. Missile Command (Arcade)
14. NHL '93 (SNES, Genesis)
13. Crop Dusting* (See Below)
12. John Madden Football (Apple II)
11. GTA III (PS2)
10. Blackjack
09. Foosball
08. Whiffleball home-run derby
07. Scrabble
06. HORSE
05. Craps
04. Chess
03. Doom
02. Beirut (the drinking game)
01. Donkey Kong

Thought?

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Crop Dusting

When "Ladies Night" doesn't pan out exactly like your wingman promised, put your balls to good use with the perfect game for crowed socal settings-and we don't mean Cranium. Part schmoozing and part dry-humping, crop-dusting is when you rub your package against people for points. It;s that blissfully simple. Girls are two points and dudes are five. Dust with your pants down down and get 10 more. Drop your junk on a celebrity and that little brush with fame earns you 20.

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Well, list isn't entirely crap.

Glad to see made the list:
Baseball Stars
Tabletop shuffleboard
Homerun derby.

Give me a break on:
Tomb Raider :yuck:.
Candyland. It's f'n lamest game ever. Game is decided after the cards have been shuffled. No skill at all.
Mattel Eletronic Football II. Wasn't even fun when it came out.

Games that should have made it:
Risk -No excuse not to be on the list (should be #1 IMO)
Bullshit (the drinking game)
Blood Mary/Murder

I can't believe that Jarts didn't make the list. :lol:

at least Superman's not in there. ;) Suprisingly, it's a better list then Spike TV's awards.

Surprised to see that the list is very heavy on the classics. But what is FHM doing rating the Greatest Games of All Time? Can we look forward to EGM's list of Greatest Cover Models of All Time too? :p

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29. Legend of Zelda (NES)

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Dude Zelda should have been in top 10 at least! That is one of the absolute best games ever!

Heck, only two videogames made the top ten.

Kind of disappointing to me. I'd have liked to see Zelda a bit higher up on the list. And Donkey Kong? Meh. I never considered that Number One material.

Tabletop shuffleboard, though, awesome to see it present. Great game, if only because I can beat anyone at my family reunions. :D

I was about to call foul on no mention of beer pong, but I see they just call it Beirut instead. And a word about Monopoly...the worlds most brutal family board game.

Donkey Kong as #1?

That rules.

It is cool seeing DK in there, although #1's a bit iffy.

But what is FHM? That acronym is really familiar, can't put my finger on it...

For Him Magazine

Trading Punches isn't up there? That was the ultimate game back in Middle School. I bloodied many a knuckles & arms back in the day.

Fuzzy memories :)

No Paper Football either http://www.neomega.net/forum/images/smilies/nonono.gif

I just made a thread on Black Tiger yet it never appears on any "all time" lists.

And somebody get tombraider outta there!

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Originally Posted by Xeno Gigas

No Paper Football either http://www.neomega.net/forum/images/smilies/nonono.gif

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Look again. It's there.

Not a bad llist at all. I have to mostly agree with it. Beer Pong at #2. Very nice. The only "Oh my god the world is coming to an end because they missed it" type complaint that I have is the omission of dodgeball. WTF? That game owns the school yard.

*edit* It appears I have to read better myself. Dodgeball's there. :)

I don't know about this "crop dusting" buisness though. Can't see myself ever going for that one...

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Originally Posted by Chibi Nappa

Look again. It's there.

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ahhh, the triangle thing must have thrown me off.

Reading again, that list kicks ass actually.

Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey didn't make the list... :(

Why isn't Pool up there?! This list is invalid without it.

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Originally Posted by ShineAqua

Why isn't Pool up there?! This list is invalid without it.

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because the thought of Minnasota Fats half naked, in a provacative pose, on top of a pool table isn't appealing.

now... if you replace Minnasota Fats with Janette Lee, you've got yourself a winner. pool has my vote though.