Hooray for Strip Clubs

Alright how many of you guys frequent the strip clubs , or do most of you just see it as a waste of time with all of the internet porn easily accesible at your fingertips (and cheaper).

A bunch of buddies drug me into one the other night, after some hardcore drinking, and I actually had a lot of fun. I mean what could be better than more alcohol and naked women as far as the eye can see?

Another thing, while most of them werent perfect 10's per se , there was one that was super smokin who I was talking to most of the night.Is it like impossible to date a stripper - without constant flow or what? I've decided that dating a stripper is going to be one of those things that I just HAVE do before I die, like traveling the world, beating Dragon Quest 7 , and doing that dropkick to someones door as they look through the peephole like in the movie Transporter :nod:

They make money by being nice and talking to you. Don't ever believe anything a stripper tells you.

I've been to a few here and there... I don't know where you're from, but some of the best clubs are down here in Miami.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

or do most of you just see it as a waste of time with all of the internet porn easily accesible at your fingertips (and cheaper).

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I think the price difference is made up by the fact that you're feeling up a hot chick you've never met before who is also grinding on your lap.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

They make money by being nice and talking to you. Don't ever believe anything a stripper tells you.

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You watch last nights South Park as well. :)

Hooray for Butters.

Been to one a couple of times. They come around every minute so you can stick dollarbills between their boobies. I'm never going to that place again.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

You watch last nights South Park as well.

Hooray for Butters.

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I actually didn't... I played DDR for about two hours then made a dent in my Star Trek:TNG Season 4.

I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

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Originally Posted by Klonoa

Been to one a couple of times. They come around every minute so you can stick dollarbills between their boobies. I'm never going to that place again.

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I assume you weren't drunk or stoned, and just sat somewhere without actually going up to any of the girls or anything. It's supposed to be fun, you know.

If only strippers dreamed of dating guys who play Dragon Quest 7 the way guys who play Dragon Quest 7 dream of dating strippers. But they don't.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

I assume you weren't drunk or stoned, and just sat somewhere without actually going up to any of the girls or anything. It's supposed to be fun, you know.

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I was up close sitting at the bar and the strippers were in the center, they would walk around, one by one, minute after minute squeezing their boobs together. I think I did get a little buzz going.

But yeah, I'm a party pooper.

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Originally Posted by Kinopio

If only strippers dreamed of dating guys who play Dragon Quest 7 the way guys who play Dragon Quest 7 dream of dating strippers. But they don't.

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:lol: :lol: ouch - Come on Im sure she'd be impressed with my diligence to totally fill up my Monster Park, Collect all immigrants for my Immigrant Town, and getting the Final Key for the tablet room to open up the extra dungeons :D errrrr .... maybe not ... :cry: <scratches Dragon Quest 7 off his list of things to do before he dies then creates a thread about how strip clubs have ruined the gaming industry>

Im in North Florida, Mzo and Im betting the clubs we have here are nothing compared to the ones in Miami , youre lucky if they even look at you here when they give you lapdances :)

Strip Clubs (good ones) make you feel great at the time, and make you feel like a fool on the way home.

I wish I had the money back that I have spent on strip clubs, and I know I'll have "baby batter on the brain" again sometime and blow more money on naked ladies pretending they like me. C'est la vie.

PS: And anybody who tries can get a date with a stripper. But that is where crotch-rot comes from. Pass.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

then creates a thread about how strip clubs have ruined the gaming industry>

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Somewhere a n00b sneezes........