Originally Posted by TNLthugg
We should give him books to read, and after like the first fifty pages, just when the story is getting really good, have every page just be those pictures of his sons after we killed them, all bloated and nasty.
We should make the soldiers at whatever base he's at pretend that the base is getting attacked, then have all these Iraqi soldiers rush in wearing bandanas over their faces, and set him free and run outside to this waiting truck, and hop in, and when he says "thank you for rescuing me" have the lead Iraqi guy rip off his bandana and have it be GEORGE W. BUSH. Then dubya can punch him in the face, AMERICAN STYLE.