Post your most prized terrible gaming possessions

I've got a copy of CHOANIKI for PS1. Got it as a package-deal years ago with Hermie Hopperhead. Didn't know what to expect from it, but I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a game. It's so insanely over-the-top in it's WTF-ness. Over-all, I'd say it's the most awful/hilarious game I have in my collection.

...and yeah - those RANMA games were horrible, yet somehow enjoyable. Best part of the SNES game was getting to play as Happosai - and the coolest part of the PS1 game was when it would randomly rain for no reason and your character would change in their appropriate alter-ego.

If I remember right, there was a Ranma game that came out for SNES that was drastically changed when it was released over here to the point that it wasn't even a Ranma game anymore - but I can't think of the title now...

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Originally Posted by Mzo

The arcade version was awesome... but I got the POS SNES port for my birthday ;_;

I returned it RIGHT AFTER playing it, so no one that came to my party that afternoon even knew I had it. I wonder what I traded it for...

THANK YOU, QUICKSILVER!

AMERICA... STILL NEEDS YOU HELP!

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Yea, and that dialogue with the boss fights was awesome.

"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!!!!" "YOU WILL BE THE ONE ESCAPING!!!!"

"WHERE IS THE LASER?!?!?!?" "ASK THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then my favorite... "I CAN'T......MOOOOOOOVE...."

Time to fire up this badboy in Mame again.

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Originally Posted by Chojin

I never get tired of hearing the quotes from this game. And Ironman is the best, "No!". Getting beat down using him is a whole world of fun in itself.

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"Iron Man!!!...No!!!!!!"

:lol:

I own two of the worst FPS games for the PC. These games make Daikatana look like fucking modern art.

NAM & WWII G.I.

As shitty as these games are, I sat down and beat both them. Repeatedly.

heartbeat scramble is amazing. the cover looks innocuous enough, but what you don't know is that it's got LIVE ACTION GIRLS. otherwise it's a rather typical grade-Z tokimeki ripoff.

and it has the BEST OPENING THEME MUSIC EVER. EVEREVEREVEREVEREVER. i need my own copy.

Let's see...

Zero Divide (PS1)- not a bad 3D fighting game at all, but it has the most homosexual announcer ever in a videogame. He lisps on the character select screen, all throughout the match, and even after you lose...what a fag.

Pokemon Psyduck jelly- I have this thing for Psyduck, so I bought several jars of his grape jelly. Yum.

The Divide: Enemies Within (PS1)- shit camera, shit textures, shit low-poly models and environments, shit framerate- visually, in every way, this game is shit. But the gameplay is awesome.

Evil Zone (PS1)- It's not a great game, every character plays exactly the same, the dubbing is horrible, the words don't even come close to matching the character's mouth movements, but the story mode is good cheesy fun.

Terminator: Dawn of Fate (PS2)- The controls/camera doom it, but once you figure out how to compensate for them, it's actually a cool game.

The Tick (SNES)- Possibly the most repetitive, glitchy side-scrolling brawler ever made, but it's the Tick, goddamnit.

Blade 1 (PS1) and Blade 2 (PS2)- Neither are great games, but I'm such a Blade whore that I can play these games and get actual enjoyment out of them somehow.

Several Morrigan figures- I feel somewhat perverted displaying these in my room, but it's Morrigan. I have to.

I own a sealed copy of Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation on PSone. And no, I didn't buy it. I've tried giving it away. No one wants it, and rightly so.

I'm probably doomed to carry it to the grave.

Nuff said!