*hands Dolemite and Icepick tissues*Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
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*hands Dolemite and Icepick tissues*Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
What the hell makes xS so great?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
Not saying there's anything wrong with him but he's no Poster of the Year 2003 material.
His threads about gaming yore. They're pretty decent. Plus, he doesn't annoy me.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
/me adds a third reason to hate Brisco to his list... he didn't nominate me.
I didn't nominate you either.
I really only read my own posts anyway.
Yes... but you were distracted by everyone in this thread giving you a blowjob, so it's understandable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icepick
Yeah... wtf is up with that anyway?
I guess you must put out some pheromones that seems to excite 90% of the posters here into a frenzy, causing them all to drop to their knees before you.
I wish it worked like that in real life.
You mean you want all the guys you meet to want to have sex with you?
Yes... wait. No.
EGADS!!! Get it away we know how Parcher feels on those aliens!!!! :p
Shouldnt we have a newbie of the year award? If so it would be tough to determine how new is new, unless we all stick to 2003.
newbie of the year... hmm it was a pretty sorry lot to be honest... but NOTY would probably be Nomi. Because she bought games from me.
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Originally Posted by diffusionx
Everyone get that?
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Because she bought games from me.
she...
We hear ya buddy.
she's also some pretty good jailbait.
That's Icepick's territory though.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Jailbait that is.
Indeed.
I'm technically eligable for newbie of the year.... vote for me.
Whoever wins; Im going to rush the awards stage.
"And remember, Wu-Tang is for the children!"
artifical butta, word to yo mutha.
Whoever wins gets to post the Icepick STFUNewbie picture to the next person who signs up on the boards.
Wonderful, I'm jailbait of the year now? I'd like to credit being born female a little too late, then. Really. Because I happen to have one more X chromosome than you all and enjoy games (hell, that's optional for this lot), everyone wants in my pants.
:wtf:
Fantastic.
EDIT: You know, I never once got the 'stfu newbie' deal. Image or verbal lashing. What's up with that? (I'm sure it's coming, now)
No, no. You're not jailbait of the year (actually you are, by default), you're Newbie of the Year.
You got it... Welcome to TNL. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
Am I supposed to feel accomplished or something?
Just wait till you see the statue you receive... it's modeled after Icepicks penis. :D
You'll be proud then. ;)
Being Newbie of the Year puts you above the likes of Criticom, DjRocca, Dripdry, voltz, Parcher DOD, Calliander, and Compass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
... okay maybe thats not a huge achievement.
We chose icepicks wang for the trophy 'cause it really cut down on shipping costs.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
omg the jokes!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidnemo
Oh man... that was fucking hilarious.
POTYQuote:
Originally Posted by diffx
A close 2nd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kino
Too much talk about my cock has occured in the past few days.
Time to stop.
Can't take the attention?
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Originally Posted by diffusionx
Fantastic picture Diffusion X.
Nomi, your a good poster who talks about games, and I'd like to say being a girl had nothing to do with it, but you bought games from diffusion X and your a girl, so unfortunately, thats it, you win.
Fantastic, time here tonight.
Whats the next fantastic award to give out?
If a male gets an extra y chromosome, then he becomes a Super male.Quote:
Wonderful, I'm jailbait of the year now? I'd like to credit being born female a little too late, then. Really. Because I happen to have one more X chromosome than you all and enjoy games (hell, that's optional for this lot), everyone wants in my pants.
/random
complete with super-awesome genetic defect action!
And you know... it seems as if I've been the one instigating it most times...Quote:
Originally Posted by Icepick
Odd isn't it?
Best name change of the year?Quote:
Originally Posted by youandwhosearmy
At least I'm still above you.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
So I'm content.
I think some watermelon slices will turn that upside down smile right around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I didn't get it until really late in to my posting as well. I didn't make any really obnoxious posts to anybody but MechDeus. Ahh, that was one for the books.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Criticom
Calliander's been around since GameGO!Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
If he's a newb, then you're as much in the running for Newbie of the Year as he is.
He registered in 2003 (3/19/2003 to be exact). All people who registered in the year 2003 are qualified to win the Newbie of the Year award.
Whoa, hey now. There are a lot of people with one more X chromosome then me that may or may not enjoy games that a lot of us (or at least me) will never touch. To be jailbait you've got to look as good as well, that's the primary component. Hell, just look at how many compliment (if you take it as such) Aurora on such and he doesn't have your special X.Quote:
Because I happen to have one more X chromosome than you all and enjoy games (hell, that's optional for this lot), everyone wants in my pants.
Silly rabbit.
See, now I have the Kill Bill bit in memory, and that doesn't often go away too quickly.
And Aurora shouldn't count... After some of the stuff he's posted... o.O
Oh, snap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
No, it's true. I'm far above him, only slightly above you though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew
Fag.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
We already know who would win that one.Quote:
Best name change of the year?
Maybe I missed the "this is really easy train" so maybe you could fill me in as to who's got the better name change around here?
OMFGNinja's, Icepick, or OMFGNinja's...
It has something to do with Kano and telecommunications.
Shit thats right...
He has a laser eye y'know.
Well, I believe there were quite a few name changes this year... I know BenT changed his... and Fighter X did as well, along with the afore mentioned... and I'll bet there were others.
But none of them were any good except for Kano On The Phone.
I'd like to point out that I was the first to say that the BenT -> skelly change was stupid, and that my opinion on this matter will never change.
Personally, I thought that Fighter X was way better than FX-ism...sorry, X.
Stop patting yourself on the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas
Yeah, no shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icepick
I placed in the top 3 in a Semi-National Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance Skill Tournament, in kase you missed it. As long as the MK: DA community has me raised on this pedestal, it only seems fitting that I never stop congratulating myself. I mean, it's not like Jesus is all humble about being a God, either, and I bet he didn't even get a call from Kano after he was crucified. Kano only backs the winning horse, or at least one of the top 3.Quote:
Originally Posted by Icepick
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Originally Posted by Kano On The Phone
Well CONGRAAAAAAAATULATIONS!!!! [/sarcasm] ;)
What was your actual placing?Quote:
I placed in the top 3 in a Semi-National Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance Skill Tournament, in kase you missed it.
I forgot that Bent changed his name. I just thought that he wasn't posting anymore. I should probably see who else changed names, but I won't.
Dude... he was top three. Thats all you need to know.
Me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
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Originally Posted by Kano On The Phone
Right, sorry...
please stop patting yourself on the back.
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Originally Posted by rezo
Top 3 = not 1st
Top 3 = 3rd.
If he placed second or first he'd be saying so.
And that was only semi-nationally.
I'm sure he wouldn't be top 3 nationwide. Poseur.
I'll know on January 17th when the Nationals are held. Top 3 Nationals here I come.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
so if you win then, will Liu Kang call you on the phone? Or maybe Kano will put on a mask and say hes Baraka.
Kano can't call him again, he's teh dead, remember?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0323845/
I wonder if he dosen't place in the Top 3, will Shao Kahn give him a call?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
"PATHETIC!!!!"
Liu Kang calls me all the time, like 3 times a day. I just don't answer because he tries too hard, and because I can never understand what the fuck he's saying.
right on my birthday. cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kano On The Phone
I don't know why but I found that funny as hell. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
Maybe Mileena will offer a blowjob to the winner of the Nationals.
what exactly do you do in these so called Skill Tournaments? from my expirences with this shoddy-as-fuck game, i found that it doesnt take any skill to beat the game.
i found an infinite in mk:da over the weekend. you could use this with any character and it always worked. you know what it was?
FORWARD + B
wash, rinse, repeat.
mk:da requires ABSOLUTELY NO SKILL TO MASTER!
You ruined the entire gimmick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
Okay, it's funny again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
See, you're just showing how ignorant you are now. MK: DA greats put so much work and effort into their art, that they make VF4: Evo champs look like fucking pussies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
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Originally Posted by diffusionx
/me feels left out :/