Today i'm 21

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Originally Posted by Criticom

Who buys porn?

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Good point. But you can go into stores and shit... I did that with this girl I knew in high school. We went into one of those booths (not supposed to be more than one person in there, but w/e) and started watching some porn... there were like 8 different channels to flip through. Suddenly, and w/o any warning, it all changed to horrid man on man porn. All the channels. And she was sitting on my lap and wouldn't let me leave.

It's like driving on the highway at 80mph and suddenly shifting into 1st gear, making your engine shoot out through your hood.

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Originally Posted by Mzo

It's like driving on the highway at 80mph and suddenly shifting into 1st gear, making your engine shoot out through your hood.

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Swifty, I wanna try.

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Originally Posted by Mman

If you are really drunk you also type quite well, Im impressed. Hell, Im sober as can be but keep fucking up!

We recently celebrated my friends birthday with an all day drinking excursion. He drank a lot, got pretty wasted and did a keg stand (which isnt much until you consider he is 6'7" and 300 pounds).

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It's because I proofread everything like 10 times when I'm trashed. I get obbsessed with reading, for some odd reason.

I went out with some friends, got even more trashed, and now my birthday is over. Believe me, all the people on AIM, can tell i'm trashed.

On my 21st birthday, my mouth swelled up because of a jaw infection being caused by a buildup of bacteria from a wisdom tooth.

I didn't drink.

It was still the most memorable birthday of my life, though.

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

On my 21st birthday, my mouth swelled up because of a jaw infection being caused by a buildup of bacteria from a wisdom tooth.

I didn't drink.

It was still the most memorable birthday of my life, though.

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But now, from what I see, you are making up for it. Olde English forever!

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Originally Posted by Mzo

It's like driving on the highway at 80mph and suddenly shifting into 1st gear, making your engine shoot out through your hood.

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So you're saying you blew your load when the man-on-man action came on?

Fag.

I actually meant everything stopped suddenly, but I was wondering when someone would interpret it that way. Good job.

Point is, I had a hot chick on my lap in a porn booth.

21 eh? Happy birthday ya fetus. And don't listen to anybody. Nothing goes downhill until 23.

Your drunk typing is much better than mine, BTW.

;_;

Tell me about it.

Yep, he was trashed. He thought my name was "Lemon" on aim. I called him Cecil, and that was that.

I believe it is beyond obvious that Roufuss and I have by far the most thought provoking aim conversations on the internet.